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The Doclopedia #2,675
Famous Film Monsters 2.0: Dracula
Dracula is quite different on Earth 22-C. First off, he’s gay, so only the blood of men will feed him. Secondly, despite being 700 years old, he’s not very smart or worldly. Finally, he’s vulnerable to not only the standard vampire weaknesses, he can also be killed or injured by being stabbed with scissors or being in contact with the blood of a female virgin.
It doesn’t take much virgin blood to damage him, either. A half a pint will burn him as badly as a quart of holy water. If he should swallow even a small bit of the blood, he will die and decompose in under 60 seconds.
Because of this and other weaknesses, Dracula pretty much never left Transylvania, preferring to stay safe. Unfortunately, in 1896, several female vampire hunters forced their way into his castle during the day and exposed him to both sunlight and a mix of virgin blood and holy water, utterly destroying him.
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