Pancakes In My Luggage

…taste like home

The Doclopedia #2,697

Big Mistakes: Making The Wrong Joke

Look, you young guys listen to me, because you’ll be in a similar position someday. Listen, and you can avoid a black eye, a lump on your head, and having to sleep outside in your car all night.

Remember these words: When a woman of a certain age is having a hot flash, NEVER EVER yell “Flame On!”