...in a conga line The Doclopedia #2,732 The Roleplayer's Alphabet: No This is a word you will often hear your GM saying after you do something or say something that totally trashes their scenario/game world/last bit of sanity. Often, this is said as they weep and/or reach for hard liquor.

...at a casual walk, but still... The Doclopedia #2,731 The Roleplayer's Alphabet: Magic Items When it comes to magic items, they are usually either very powerful with few charges, not to powerful with plenty of charges, or somewhere in between and cursed. Sorry, but we don't write the rules.

...a Roger Corman film The Doclopedia #2,730 The Roleplayer's Alphabet: Little People Halflings, brownies, pixies, fairies, there are lots of little people out there. Halflings are nice enough and serve some great food & drink. Other little people may be helpful, or they might be pranksters, or they might just be a pain in the … Continue reading F, The Creature Out of Time →

...the sheep call him a baaaadass The Doclopedia #2,729 The Roleplayer's Alphabet: Kings Kings come in three flavors: Kindly, despotic, and a puppet controlled by some evil asshole. The first two can be fine to work for, depending upon whether you are noble problems solvers or amoral murder hobos. The puppet kings are best avoided, … Continue reading Bold Moooves, Mr. Bull →

...co-starring her pet reindeer, Bing The Doclopedia #2,727 The Roleplayer's Alphabet: Idiots NPCs you meet that won't help you or give you information? They're idiots. Dimwitted monsters? Also idiots. Town guards, minor castle functionaries, people you cheat out of whatever? Idiots!You, every time the GM asks you “Are you sure?” and you go ahead? Idiots.