The Wonderfully Sweet, Yet Still Quite Disturbing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bear Who Got Into The Gin

…co-starring her new favorite teacher, Mr. Sinbad

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More Unusual Murder Weapons: A Cupcake

On July 26th, 1899, knowing full well that his employer, Parker Twiddle, had a lifelong terror of small cakes, Mr. Nevin Swoops placed a chocolate cupcake with sprinkles upon Mr. Twiddles desk as he was napping.

Upon awakening and seeing the cupcake right there in front of him, Mr. Twiddle screamed “Mother, they have found me at last!”, and then died from a heart attack.

Mr. Swoops was still laughing when the police arrived, beat him mercilessly, then arrested him.

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