…we’ll show them who can eat porridge!
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More Unusual Murder Weapons: Frozen Waffles
On March 14th, 1991, Mrs. Muriel Hanshaw of Lower Peebing, UK, killed her husband, Roy by forcing him at gunpoint to eat 121 uncooked frozen blueberry waffles. He died from a ruptured stomach and hypothermia.
When asked why she did it, she replied that he just would not shut up about Wolverhampton FC losing three games in a row the month before.