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The Doclopedia #2,756
Things You Can Buy For A Buck: A Mysterious Bag
Oooh, just look at it! Have you ever seen such a mysterious and spooooooky looking bag? Are you entranced by it? No? Are you sure?
I tell you, they don’t come any more mysterious than this bag! Why, it might be from Atlantis? Ooooh! It could be from Mars! Straaaaange!!!
You can own this extremely mysterious bag for only a buck! Amaze your friends with it!