Are these clams fresh? Are there 53 states in the union, mac? They were flown in this morning via fast airship from North Dakota. You ain’t gonna find any tastier clams for a hunnert miles! Just look at those big beauties.
So, how many do ya want? A dozen? That’ll be a buck.
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