Mr. Porkwaffle Challenges Doctor Silkmelon To Dance

…in the popular fashion

The Doclopedia #2,856

366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #96

“Well, if you fellas are looking for real adventure, keep an eye out for any relics made of crystal. A Curator rode into town this morning and told Captain Jortenson that the Museum is offering five thousand fivebucks for any of them a person might find.”

Dree was speechless. Twenty five thousand bucks for a relic? That was crazy. His Great Uncle Tarz had once found a length of what the Curators called “stainless steel pipe” and they had only given him two hundred bucks. This crystal stuff must be really rare.

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