Later, We Ate Tacos And Laughed

...but at the moment, we were scaredThe Doclopedia #3,150 What Happened To Polly: Polly Didn't Want A Cracker She wanted some damned real food, but the not nearly as smart or dangerous as he acted Lord Bassingly only had fucking snack food to offer his supposed captives. She ate the damned crackers and cheese, then … Continue reading Later, We Ate Tacos And Laughed →

More Songs About Lemons and Squid

...all with a catchy beat The Doclopedia #3,149 Things You Should Not Do: Let The Dogs Out “People ask, “Who Let the Dogs Out?” Well, I'm here to tell you, it doesn't matter who did it, what matters is they're out! Fuckin' dogs out knocking over garbage cans, stealing cars for joyrides, holding up liquor … Continue reading More Songs About Lemons and Squid →

Finding Out The Soft Way

...way better than the other way The Doclopedia #3,148 Things You Should Not Do: Read The Book Of Secrets “Damn it, Cavendish, I don't care what eldritch horror might be about to manifest, we are not reading anything in that Book of Secrets. That thing is cursed sixteen ways from Sunday and iy sure as … Continue reading Finding Out The Soft Way →