…it was love at first sight
The Doclopedia #3,513
The Unusual Suspects: Glippy, Smook, and Yerki
(A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.)
“Kobolds? You arrested three kobolds? And not just three kobolds, but those three idiots.
Even among their kinfolk, Glippy, Smook, and Yerki are considered stupid. I’m telling you, Sargeant Hoddly, this robbery was way beyond…what? Evidence? What kind of evidence? Let me see.
You have got to be kidding! This amulet was in their possession? That’s impossible! Somebody must have given… The ring, too? How the bloody hell… Nevermind. Take them to Station 3 and lock them up until we get a Mage there with a Truth spell.
Those three! I can’t… Shit! Now I’ve got a headache.”
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