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The Doclopedia #3,525
Strange Shops: Used Stuff
(A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.)
Listen, Kid, this place is a great resource for finding second hand things from clothing to jump drive parts. Gwygich even found a Pre-War Truvin dust blaster. It needed some minor repairs, but it was a hell of a find. The price was pretty good, too.
But you might also find some really strange stuff here, and I’m not talking about Polirian porn, either. I’m talking about stuff that doesn’t belong in our society, galaxy, or even universe. Go ahead and laugh, but I tell you, there’s strange things here.
For one thing, last year Captain Teel found a Superior Industries Fuel Cleansing Module for a J-3 Starunner. Right, Kid, Superior Industries never made that part for that type of ship. We bought it and took it over to Blewkin’s to see if it would fit, and surprise, there was no way to put one on because the fuel was cleansed by passing through nanites.
Then there was Plo Puzon finding a complete uniform for some outfit called Starfleet, which was based on Earth, which of course never had any such organization. It was a pretty nice uniform, though.
Razzeln says his second sister found a big egg, I mean, about the size of a glargyball. She took it to the zoo and when they scanned it, they said it had a dragon in it. A real damned dragon! They tried to hatch it, but, it didn’t develop. The egg and fetus are preserved somewhere.
So keep your eyes open, Kid. You might find something interesting.
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