...in the next life Just read that James Brown died. Another musical icon of my youth leaves the building. Shit.
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
The Rare and Beautiful Giggling Tree Kangaroo Of Potawango Island
...their giggles fill the air To All My Friends On The Holidays... HAPPY MERRY! MERRY HAPPY! More bloggage in a day or two.
Squinky Gets The Good News
...and a t-bone steak dinner We are amused My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Noble Excellency Doc the Mystical of New Invention Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title Actually rather fitting, all things considered.
A Hot Tub Full Of Egg Nog
...and a couple of hot elf babes Dog Report After almost 2 weeks together, the girls are starting to have nightly play sessions. Actually, it's more like the Extreme Basset Wrestling Federation. There are lots of growls, barks, mock attacks, mock biting and wrasslin' around, but it's all in good fun. Daisy, being the dominate … Continue reading A Hot Tub Full Of Egg Nog
Smuggling Jugglers
...it just sounded neat I don't think I've ever written about my dreams here on LJ, but last night's dreamathon was a doozy. First, I was dreaming that I was hunting a killer ape creature in the swamps of Louisiana. At one point, the big fucker attacked me and I speared him with this high … Continue reading Smuggling Jugglers
Duckwaffle
...no, I don't know where that came from. I played in a playtest game of "Og" yesterday and it was mucho fun. For a much longer and better report on the hilarity, go Here! Gotta go...dogs are demanding walkies before I go a'working.
The Tale Of The Thief, The Housewife And The Perfect Score
...it was...I mean...damn! Lazy Thoughts On A Lazy Day 1: In a couple of hours (after Grace and Winker return fron the vet), My Sweet Little Chocolate Pizza Of Happiness and I will be heading to IKEA to check out bookcases, which we are in dire need of. 2: I've been doing some thinking about … Continue reading The Tale Of The Thief, The Housewife And The Perfect Score
Dark Green Happy Soup
...just like our mom unit used to make Ho ho bloody ho! Here's that 12 Days of Xmas meme. On the twelfth day of Christmas, doccross sent to me... Twelve pigs drumming Eleven rpgs writing Ten chiles a-gardening Nine animals cooking Eight zoos a-reading Seven blues a-travelling Six parrots a-hiking Five ani-i-i-imated cartoons Four wild … Continue reading Dark Green Happy Soup
Gosh, Officer, I Think You Just Dropped This $500
...yes, it worked Ok, cute snoozy dog pix here...
Midnight At The Rat Festival
...and the rats are rockin' Stuff & More Stuff The girls seem to be getting along better today, altho Daisy still has her dominance thing going, as well as a jealousy thing that pops up if Winker gets a bit too much attention from Grace or I. I've started getting gardening catalogs in the mail. … Continue reading Midnight At The Rat Festival
Charge Of The Light Beer Brigade
...BTW, drinking light beer is a sin Winker On Dogster Yes, I'm twice the sappyass doggie dad now:) Winker is on Dogster.
Introducing The Winkerdog
...and a little cutie she is, by golly Well, it finally happened: I missed putting up an entry in my 365 Characters/Locations attempt. Shit! Since I made myself a promise that if I missed a day, I'd end the experiment, it's over. Still, I made it about a third of the way. Now I need … Continue reading Introducing The Winkerdog
The Littlest Mole Rat Saves Christmas
...and other inspiring stories Ok, so I'm just a big old sappyass doggie dad. Here is Daisy on Dogster.
It Was A Dark And Horny Night
...gotta love them horny nights Not much going on here at Casa Cross this week. We are going to a dog adoption place on Saturday to meet up with another Basset Hound, this one a young lass named Winker. Grace has been emailing back & forth with the SPCA lady about her and she seems … Continue reading It Was A Dark And Horny Night
The Seven Secrets Of Time Travel
...oh, wait, they're secrets 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: Here's an island for fantasy worlds. #120: Red Beach Island This is a smallish island, 16 miles long by about 7.5 miles wide. As the name implies, the beaches are composed of a rusty red sand. This sand comes from the iron rich rocks … Continue reading The Seven Secrets Of Time Travel
Blue Rocks And Pink Bikinis
...sorry, it's classified:) 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: How about a nice little house? #119: Ed's House Ok, so Ed is the one guy the PC's in a game always need to go see. Maybe he's an occult expert or a biplane pilot or a warp drive repairman or something else, they still … Continue reading Blue Rocks And Pink Bikinis
Quest For The Magic Enchilada
...with red sauce, not green 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: This is the smallest location yet...but one of the busiest. #118: The Restroom On The Edge Of Forever Techinically, it's restrooms, since it affects both a ladies and a gents, but still the name is kept singular. As you've no doubt guessed, those … Continue reading Quest For The Magic Enchilada
Juicy Lucy Saves The Day
...way back in 1972 Today was Game Day here at the House of C and our intrepid adventurers did indeed manage to get the goblin boy back to his family, with only a brief and stinky fight with some brain hungry living dead to slow them up. True, one of the characters did spend most … Continue reading Juicy Lucy Saves The Day
The Kitty Cats Drive Route 66
...and yes, they get their kicks Uncle Doc's Day Well, we went to see "Happy Feet" (micro review: Catchy tunes, pretty good flick) and, whilst there, saw the new trailer for "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", which looks to be a must see. After the flicks, we had a bite to eat, … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Drive Route 66
Green Flamethrower Man
...he'll fry your ass in an eco-friendly manner 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: This one is a friendly little pub in a small town...but it does have a secret or two. #115: The Duck & Rose Pub The Duck & Rose is located at #3 Dwarvenhammer Lane in the village of Pine Grove. … Continue reading Green Flamethrower Man
Wild Bill And The California Kid Wrassle A Steer
...and my mom nearly peed herself laughing Note From 2020: Another post that was lost to LJ. Will replace later.
Mrs. Wangdoodle Gets Naked
...damn those hot flashes 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location : This is from my CyberPulp world, but it also exists in our world...but it's not as cool #114: Alcatraz Island In the CyberPulp universe, Alcatraz Island was purchased in 1840 by the very first Doc Tempest (or rather, the first member of the … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Gets Naked
PLACEHOLDER
VOIDED ENTRY. PLACEHOLDER
Super Milk Chan VS Ren & Stimpy
...wow, I just heard sombody's head explode Today, I switch over from daily characters to daily locations. 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this : We'll start off our locations with a small drinking establishment set in the Pulp Era. #113: Hannigan's Tavern Located on a corner in a working class section of The Big City, … Continue reading Super Milk Chan VS Ren & Stimpy
She’s My Bitch
...cos, like, she's a dogDaisy Ann Cross
