...hey, they've got the next three weeks off Ok, I'm way late posting on here, so I've got TWO Doclopedia posts. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #1,092 Alt. Television: Star Trek It is a strange fact that in almost all realities, the television series “Star Trek” is pretty much the same as it is here … Continue reading My Life Among The Drunken Xmas Elves
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Crunchy Nuggets Of Madness
...with raisins! The Doclopedia #1,091 Alt. Television: Doctor Who As far as American television viewing habits go, all Earths are not created equal. Some of them are far better places for a science fiction series. In 1962, a producer and writer at the BBC proposed a series about a time traveler known as “The Doctor”. … Continue reading Crunchy Nuggets Of Madness
The Cupcake Elves Hate The Yogurt Gnomes
...it goes back decades. Partly to restart my writing mojo and partly to update everyone who reads my annual DogCon/CatCon reports, here is what is going on at Casa Cross today. After being on the loose for several weeks, Flash and Lulu are home. The police and FBI dropped them off last night. Harsh warnings … Continue reading The Cupcake Elves Hate The Yogurt Gnomes
One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
...with liner notes by Things 1 & 2 The Doclopedia #1,090 The Alphabet: E is for... Ear Monsters On Scary Monster Earth, where the nightmares of kids become real and adults cannot see them, there is a class of monsters called “Ear Monsters”, because something about then has to do with ears. Ear Eating Monsters … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
...they kicked those bovine asses. The Doclopedia #1,089 The Alphabet: D is for... Doom Flowers Coming out of New York, the Doom Flowers were one of the first all female punk rock bands in the United States. Using only the names of flowers to identify themselves, Lily (guitar, vocals), Rose (guitar, vocals), Violet (bass) & … Continue reading 6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
... they're the size of a cow The Doclopedia #1,088 The Alphabet: C is for… Cave Mouth A Cave Mouth is a living creature that inhabits a cave, then forms into a false cave interior. It makes itself look inviting for animals or sentients to seek shelter in. Once an creature is inside it, it … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
Bucky & Squint Rebuild A Transmission
...a 4 speed The Doclopedia #1,087 The Alphabet: B is for... Bacon It is an amazing fact that all across the multiverse, in every world that has pigs (or some fairly similar animal) there is bacon. Even in worlds where the pigs are sentient, there is bacon, but nobody discusses it much and they … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Rebuild A Transmission
The Somber And Dramatic, But Also Pretty Damned Screwy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Clones Of The Ramones
...featuring her pet beaver, Lucky Alphonse The Doclopedia #1,086 The Alphabet: A is for... Angus Arrowhead Old Angus, he was a tough son of a bitch. Any other dwarf would have been killed six times over by the injuries Angus survived, including getting that Elven arrow to the head. Damned thing went about halfway through … Continue reading The Somber And Dramatic, But Also Pretty Damned Screwy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Clones Of The Ramones
One Pill Makes You Larger And One Pill Makes You Talk To Small Animals
...Happy birthday, Grace Slick! The Doclopedia #1,084 My Dogs: Sasha Jane Cross Sasha is an almost 4 year old Basset Hound who lives with her human mom & dad and her Basset sister in the Sacramento, California area. She is reddish orange and white in color. Little is known of Sasha's first two … Continue reading One Pill Makes You Larger And One Pill Makes You Talk To Small Animals
Bananas On The Bed
...along with several drunken monkeys The Doclopedia #1,083 Wait...What?: Polly Pond Intrepid girl reporter Polly Pond covers the superhero beat for the Daily Times newspaper. When a city destroying battle breaks out, she's there with her best pal and photographer, Pam Chu, to get the story. If there's an interview with a superhero or … Continue reading Bananas On The Bed
The Adventures Of Pureluck Stones, Master Detective
...and part time insurance adjuster The Doclopedia #1,083 Wait...What?: Bobby Bunny Appearing in Weener Brothers Cartoons, Bobby Bunny is one of the craziest residents of the Wacky Woods. He is always up to something with his pals Goober Goose and Melvin Mink. His antics often cause plenty of property damage and embarrassing situations for … Continue reading The Adventures Of Pureluck Stones, Master Detective
Eat More Fleems!
...this message brought to you by the American Fleem Producers The Doclopedia #1,082 Wait...What?: Herr Muller Oh, how we all loved Herr Muller! He was the kindest man in town, always giving out candy to children and helping the elderly and taking in injured animals. He was a pillar of the community. It … Continue reading Eat More Fleems!
Welcome To The House Of Strange
...where we live with strange pets CATCON/DOGCON UPDATE NOTE:I don't usually post stuff about DogCon/CatCon in between actual con trips (though, of course, these con trips are imaginary), but several things have happened, so I figured I'd give everybody a heads up. First off, as most of you know, we lost Lucy to cancer back … Continue reading Welcome To The House Of Strange
What Fresh Hail Is This?
...well, that's how it sounds in the South. The Doclopedia #1,080 Golden States: Deadifornia The year was 1850 and a group of miners had found a rich vein of gold in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains. Then they busted through into an ancient cavern and released a strange dust that killed them … Continue reading What Fresh Hail Is This?
Thrilling Spicy Horror Tales Of Suspenseful Scientific Mystery
...that should cover everything. The Doclopedia #1,079 Golden States: Long California This version of California is only different in that it includes the Baja peninsula and an equally long 200 miles wide strip of eastern shore of the Sea of Cortez. This pretty much doubles California's size and gave it a huge amount of … Continue reading Thrilling Spicy Horror Tales Of Suspenseful Scientific Mystery
The Legend Of The Golden Platypus
...an action packed silly adventure The Doclopedia #1,078 Golden States: The Bear Flag Empire If you thought the Bear Flag Republic was a different sort of California, the Bear Flag Empire of California will knock your socks off. In the current year of 2013, the Bear Flag Empire of California Is made up of … Continue reading The Legend Of The Golden Platypus
The Rare And Beautiful Singing Mouse Hippo Of Potawango Island
...they get together for 4 part harmonies The Doclopedia #1,077 Golden States: The Bear Flag Republic The great state of California exists on many versions of Earth, but it's not always the California we know. In some universes, California is a country, as we'll see in the next few entries. On Earth 42-E, … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Singing Mouse Hippo Of Potawango Island
How To Talk To Your Cat About Drugs
...don't bother, because cats don't need drugs The Doclopedia #1,076 Tiny Folk: Khara Sandflyer In the desert southwest of the United States, where Little Folk enclaves are mostly found in or near human settlements, there are a few hearty tribes that prefer to live out in the arid regions. One of these is … Continue reading How To Talk To Your Cat About Drugs
The Deal With The Turks Went Better Than Expected
...nobody got shot and we all went out for drinks. The Doclopedia #1,075 Tiny Folk: Livanto Builder In a long abandoned Underground station beneath London, the Queen's Own Nation of the Tiny Folk have built a huge (by their standards) town. Since the station measures more than 40 meters long by 22 meters … Continue reading The Deal With The Turks Went Better Than Expected
The 33 Things You Probably Should Never Eat
...#8: Barium Biscuits The Doclopedia #1,074 Tiny Folk: Sandri Dogfriend All Tiny Folk can, to some degree, speak with animals. Not all animals, but usually mammals and birds. A few can speak very well to one or two species in particular. Very rarely, you'll find one who can speak perfectly well with one … Continue reading The 33 Things You Probably Should Never Eat
Eyeball Creatures Are In Your Closet
...DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR! The Doclopedia #1,073 Tiny Folk: Duuvi Boater In the Land of 1,000 Lakes, even the Tiny Folk get around by boat much of the time. The most skilled waterman of all is Duuvi Boater, a member of the Moose Hill Clan. Duuvi and his siblings, children and friends have … Continue reading Eyeball Creatures Are In Your Closet
The Book Of Misinformation
...all the bullshit in one place! The Doclopedia #1,072 Tiny Folk: Gwilla Sharpaxe In the area that humans call Death Valley, the Tiny Folk of the Red Hand Clan live a hard life. Besides the great heat and the scarcity of water, they must constantly battle scorpions, ants, snakes and other creatures that try … Continue reading The Book Of Misinformation
Super Magic Girl Battles The Demons Of Doom
...it's been awhile since I did fake anime The Doclopedia #1,071 Tiny Folk: Optan Leaper Even among the Tiny Folk, there are individuals who possess powers that most people don't. The big difference is that the tiny super powered individuals don't feel the need for costumes and secret identities. One such person is Optan Leaper, … Continue reading Super Magic Girl Battles The Demons Of Doom
It’s All Fun And Games Until Mr. Kraznisky Starts To Go Blind
...it was temporary, but still,,, The Doclopedia #1,069 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: Dragon Mountain Inn On Earth 33-F, the world was conquered by China in the year 800 AD. This was helped by the fact that Earth 33-F is a magical world, but Chinese magic was the strongest by far. Now, the world very … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Mr. Kraznisky Starts To Go Blind
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