...first stop: the Bop De Bop Lounge The Doclopedia #980 Rings & Things: Ring Roads On the Changed Earth, where magic has returned and exists alongside technology, every municipality is surrounded by a Ring Road that not only sets the city boundaries, but keeps out hostile creatures and sentients both human and otherwise. In … Continue reading Possible Stanley, Amy The Chick & Happy McDevitt Go Out On The Town
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Chapter 811: In Which Our Hero, After Saving The Queen From The Dastardy Duke, Rejoins His Merry Pirate Crew
...and overindulges in rum The Doclopedia #978 Rings & Things: The Great Ring Station Of The Paa'Laan The Great Ring Station was a space station built by the Paa'Laan race who lived on Altair 3, 4 and 5 three thousand years ago. The station was huge, fully 5,500 miles in circumference and 450 miles … Continue reading Chapter 811: In Which Our Hero, After Saving The Queen From The Dastardy Duke, Rejoins His Merry Pirate Crew
Sly Cockatoos Disrupted My Revelry
...and then they laughed...sob...they laughed! The Doclopedia #977 The Strange Corners Chronicle: September 9, 1861 ODD LIGHTNING IS EXPLAINED The bright flashes of light that were seen east of town the last three nights have been explained by Doctor Strange. It seems the good doctor and his friend Victor Franklin have been doing some … Continue reading Sly Cockatoos Disrupted My Revelry
Aliens Took My Artichokes!
...and a gallon jar of mayonaise The Doclopedia #976 The Strange Corners Chronicle: July 15, 1861 OUR YOUNG MEN JOIN THE ARMY Yesterday, 18 of the finest young men of this town rode off to Sacramento to catch the train east, so as to join the Army in opposing the Confederacy in this insane … Continue reading Aliens Took My Artichokes!
The Rare And Beautiful Miniature Sharks Of Potawango Island
...it would take one abour a week to eat your leg The Doclopedia #975 The Strange Corners Chronicle: January 12, 1863 TOWN MOURNS COLONEL STRANGE Our fair town mourns the death of Colonel Wallace Strange, former officer of the United States Army, world explorer, expert on things strange & mystical and co-founder of this … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Miniature Sharks Of Potawango Island
The 9 Things You Will Never Get Your Cat To Do
...#1: Admit he/she was wrong The Doclopedia #974 The Strange Corners Chronicle: November 11, 1860 SHERIFF INVESTIGATES LIVESTOCK DEATHS Sheriff Tanner on Monday departed town with a posse of 4 men in search of the person or persons responsible for the deaths and mutilation of several head of sheep, two steers and a hog. … Continue reading The 9 Things You Will Never Get Your Cat To Do
Post Modern Posts
...about posts? This new theme will build up with each post. Here are the first tw0. The Doclopedia #972 The Strange Corners Chronicle: May 1, 1860 TOWN OF STRANGE CORNERS FOUNDED ON THIS DAY! This newspaper is proud to have the above headline in out first issue and predicts that this fine town, … Continue reading Post Modern Posts
How To Conquer The World With Simple Household Items
...third edition, revised and expanded WOOHOO! FOUR (4) Doclopedia entries today! Can I get an "Amen!"? The Doclopedia #968 Dinner Menu: Robot World Genre: Robots, Science Fiction, Humor Chateau de Chevron 40 weight oil...Zinc shavings served on silicon slices...Gold, Silver & Platinum leaf Salad dressed with a light mineral oil...Filet of Steel, thinly … Continue reading How To Conquer The World With Simple Household Items
The Very Pulp Actiony, Yet Also Quite Girly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Beast Of The Haunted Hills
...co-starring her pet squid, Morris The Doclopedia #966 Weights & Measures: 22 Gallons Genre: Spy The pick up truck that Cheong was stealing had an extra large tank that held 22 gallons of fuel. It also had 4 wheel drive, which they would need to get over the mountains to Shengdu. With any luck, … Continue reading The Very Pulp Actiony, Yet Also Quite Girly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Beast Of The Haunted Hills
Handsome Joe And His Pals Watch TV
...mostly, Animal Planet The Doclopedia #964 Weights & Measures: 5 Pounds Genre: Fantasy “Yes, my apprentice, this Sword of Dragon Slaying does weigh exactly five pounds. A full pound of that is the golden inlay of runes that impart an Eversharp Blade to it, while the Jewels of Enhanced Speed in the pommel weigh … Continue reading Handsome Joe And His Pals Watch TV
Not In This Issue: Skunks, Monks or Drunks
...however, we do have some punks The Doclopedia #963 Weights & Measures: 15.75 Light Years Genre: Science Fiction That is exactly how far away the earth-like planet Cormish 4 is from Earth. It is also exactly how far Doctor Fred Cormish and the crew of the “Krazy Katey” (named after his 6 year old … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Skunks, Monks or Drunks
Harry, The Armadillo Who Traveled The World
...and he had the passport to prove it The Doclopedia #962 Movies Not Of This Earth: Quiet Kill (Metro Goldberg Myer, 1998) In 1995, neophyte director Bethany Collins became disgusted with all of the gun violence in movies and decided to make a very violent action film with not a single gunshot or explosion. … Continue reading Harry, The Armadillo Who Traveled The World
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Rub The Magic Lamp
...so, be careful with that The Doclopedia #960 Weights & Measures: 34.25 Pounds Genre: Science Fiction, Humor This was the combined weight of the five alien robots that came to Earth from Pollux 2 aboard a spacecraft that was roughly the size of a double decker bus. Once their ship had landed just outside … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Rub The Magic Lamp
Behold! Groob, The Terror From The Recycle Bin!
...not a real monster from an old Marvel comic NOTE: For ease of transferring these posts over to my website, I'm going to start including genre tags. The Doclopedia #958 Alt. Zombies: Giant Zombies Genre: Horror, Fantasy It was good that Wizard Nooba Bovarn got out of the Seven … Continue reading Behold! Groob, The Terror From The Recycle Bin!
The Journal Of The American Society Of Two Fisted Heroes
...however, it does include several one fisted heroes and one three fisted hero The Doclopedia #956 Alt. Zombies: Cheese Zombies It all started when the Bigg Cheese Company, largest cheese maker in the world, began using milk from genetically modified cows who were fed genetically modified grains. The thing that triggered the Cheese Zombie … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Society Of Two Fisted Heroes
Weinerdogs In The Haunted House
...it was hella scary! The Doclopedia #954 Things You Should Not Do: Travel Back In Time “It seemed like a good idea at the time, you know. Just use Professor Manjitars time machine to go back and prevent the Great Plague of 1799, thus allowing my country to become the greatest power on Earth … Continue reading Weinerdogs In The Haunted House
Tricky Monkeys Get All The Cookies
...even the Thin Mints The Doclopedia #953 Things You Should Not Do: Use The Term “Space Marines” Right off the bat, there have been spacefaring Marines as part of the military organizations of various advanced civilizations for the last 1.25 billion years. Today (2013, Earth Time) roughly 23,000 species have Space Marines. Any one … Continue reading Tricky Monkeys Get All The Cookies
Adventure Module V-1: Journey To The Forgotten Temple Of Evilness
...which is haunted by the Scary Monsters of Scariness The Doclopedia #951 Things You Should Not Do: Tamper With The Laws Of Nature “But Herr Doctor, you must not attempt this experiment! If Man had been meant to live alongside the dinosaurs, they would not have died out! The fact that this is 1887 … Continue reading Adventure Module V-1: Journey To The Forgotten Temple Of Evilness
The Wildly Improbable, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Yellow Elephant
...featuring her good friend, Selma Pookinwinkel The Doclopedia #950 Things You Should Not Do: Steal Vink Eggs Despite the fact that the eggs of a Vink are delicious, nutritious and large, you take your life in your hands every time you rob a Vink nest. The female Vink can weigh up to 1,800 pounds and … Continue reading The Wildly Improbable, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Yellow Elephant
Rabbi Bob Goes On A Road Trip With A Turtle
...and two strippers from North Beach The Doclopedia #948 Pie!: Chicken Pot Pie “Ah yes, a most delicious chicken pot pie, don't you agree? Branwell, please convey our pleasure with dinner to Mrs. Zelogny. And ask Walton to set out the reserve brandy. Now, my friends, let us adjourn to my workshop where I … Continue reading Rabbi Bob Goes On A Road Trip With A Turtle
Bubblegum In The Microwave
...an ill advised experiment A long post today, Gentle Readers. The Doclopedia #947 Pie!: Lemon Meringue Pie It was 12:15 on Saturday, May 22, 1966 that Porky Patterson's mother put a nice fresh lemon meringue pie in the fridge for dinner. At 12:45, she left to go visit Porky's Aunt Hilda on the other side … Continue reading Bubblegum In The Microwave
Caution: Blogger May Be Intoxicated!
...heh, heh..."may" be...heh, heh The Doclopedia #946 Pie!: Summerberry Pie “Oh my, now that hit the spot, that did. Nothing like a nice summerberry pie, is there? Puts me in mind of that time Kree, Sonk and I joined up with those elves and humans on that mad journey to find that wizard staff. … Continue reading Caution: Blogger May Be Intoxicated!
Doc Tempest VS The Russian Robots
...from the July, 1956 issue The Doclopedia #944 Pie!: Sausage Pie “Here you go, folks, a nice hot sausage pie. Dig in, but mind that hot gravy. You know, the crust on this one really turned out nice. I think I might be learning how to cook. Heh heh heh. Oh, I learned this … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Russian Robots
The Mystery Of The Innocent Butler
...or was he? Woohoo! New Doclopedia theme today and it all about Pie! Well, OK, pie and other stuff. But, you know, Pie! The Doclopedia #943 Pie!: Blueberry Pie “Yes, ma'am, my partner and I was wondering if you'd have any odd jobs we could do in exchange for maybe a bite to eat of … Continue reading The Mystery Of The Innocent Butler
This Blog Contains Zero Trans Fats
...and no high fructose corn syrup, either! The Doclopedia #942 Islands Of The Circle Sea: Firzogny Island Far up the Balgorz river, where it widens into Lake Firzogny, you'll find Firzogny Island, a mountainous place with thick pine forests, rushing streams and only one small town. It's a peaceful and relaxing place far away … Continue reading This Blog Contains Zero Trans Fats
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