In about 15 minutes, I'll head off to see my dermatologist who will let me know if the methotrexate I'm taking is fucking with my liver. If it isn't, I'll take 3 more pills today and then wait with bated breath for my psoriasis to start clearing up. In other health related news, THESE FUCKING … Continue reading Bringing A Hand Grenade To A Gunfight
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The Old Dude And The Old Dog
Well, my little ones, old Uncle Doc is still getting bitchslapped around by allergies. I've got a sore throat and my nose is stuffed up. Every so often I get a sneezing attack, which means I have wiped my nose to the early stages of rawness. My Sweet Angel is also feeling pretty poorly and … Continue reading The Old Dude And The Old Dog
Get Me A Tall Tree And Some Short Ropes
The below is lifted from the LJ of muskrat_john because it is something that needs to be stopped ASAP. Congressional Accountability for Judicial Activism Act of 2004 H. R. 3920 To allow Congress to reverse the judgments of the United States Supreme Court. IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES March 9, 2004 Mr. LEWIS of Kentucky … Continue reading Get Me A Tall Tree And Some Short Ropes
But Mama, That’s Where The Fun Is
Unseasonably warm temperatures here in Nor Cal are causing much blooming among the plant life. This is causing allergic reactions that are kicking the shit out of allergy sufferers such as myself. I would gladly remove my nose and sinuses and put them in a box for a couple of weeks if I could. And … Continue reading But Mama, That’s Where The Fun Is
Barbecued Bad Boy
The above title refers to what my poor tired body looks like after two days out in the sun gardening. Aided by my friend Sharon (who helps me in the garden because she likes gardening, enjoys the exercise and gets to eat lots of veggies and fruits when they ripen) we planted all the plants … Continue reading Barbecued Bad Boy
Clams From Hell
...no, really, they are clams and they come from Hell. Blame this on Nicole Lindroos. I read it on her LJ blog and felt compelled to do my own version. (Note from 2020: Now with added commentary from the future!) (Note from 2022: Now with added updates to the above from the future!) A - … Continue reading Clams From Hell
ORIGASMI: The Art Of Folding Paper Into Sex Toys
Where do I come up with this stuff?:) In the interest of reaching as many of you poor entertainment starved citizens as possible, I'm going to start cross posting my bloggage on my Live Journal page. Anyone who bitches about this will get my size 12 red sneaker up their ass. (Note From 11/11/2017: Yeah, … Continue reading ORIGASMI: The Art Of Folding Paper Into Sex Toys
Therapy Fun: Part 1
...posted from 2025 Therapist: And what do we do when we have these feelings of anger and frustration? Me: Go back in time and kill Hitler again. Therapist: No, we....wait, what? . . Therapist: So, what do we do when we feel like causing trouble? Brownie: I gather up my crew and go off pirating … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 1
Here I Am!
Yes, my little potato pancakes, Uncle Doc is doing the blog thing now. Hmm...maybe fiction. I'll think on that for a bit. NOTE FROM 2022: Wow, I'm coming up on 18 years of blogging. I think March 6th will be the date I start the next Doclopedia Deathmarch, and I think I'll continue it until … Continue reading Here I Am!