Goons In The Tool Shed

...we never knew how they got in. The Doclopedia #1,370 Assorted Characters: The King Of Dice The true name of the King of Dice, along with his whereabouts after the Great Dungeon Delve, may never be known. Rumor has it that he was the actual author of 2nd Edition Monsters & Mayhem. The story goes … Continue reading Goons In The Tool Shed →

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The Hella Late, But Actually…Well, Hella Late…Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazyass Blogger

co-starring her pet dormouse, Marvin The Law of Unexpected Consequences Made Manifest So, this happened in 2012, on our way back from CatCon 4... "Fifteen minutes later, Joe flipped switches and turned dials and we popped up in the middle of London, circa 1972. We had not been moving, so when we popped … Continue reading The Hella Late, But Actually…Well, Hella Late…Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazyass Blogger →

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Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants

...nobody will end up happy about it The FINAL entry for this version of The Alphabet. Christ, that took way too long. The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Z” Z is for: Zenobia N'Golo Zenobia is an artist who specializes in depicting the neo-rural lifestyle of Gardener Dome. Although she primarily paints using … Continue reading Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants →

Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons

...EWWWWW, demon farts! The second to last entry for Gardener Dome...FINALLY! The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Y” Y is for: Yolanda Winkleton Yolanda is the Tourist Service Answer Woman in Gardener Dome. The dome gets several thousand tourists a year and Yolanda is ready to answer their questions and help them … Continue reading Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons →

Unhappy Curlews Annoyed My Otters

...they should cheer the hell up The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “X” X is for: Xakry 70 years ago, when scientists started developing Smart Animals and New Humans and other genetic creations, they accidentally created a few Mutants. Yes, just like in the comics. Humans with strange powers. Xakry is one of … Continue reading Unhappy Curlews Annoyed My Otters →

The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love

...co-starring her wacky pal, Emma Goosemeyer I am SO sorry for not keeping this blog updated as often as I should. Life has been throwing me curves for quite a while and this has impacted damn near everything I do. I'll try to be more regular on here. BIG SHOUTOUT TO MY NEWEST PATREON … Continue reading The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love →

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Rocky Road High School

...was that a Ramones song? The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “U” U is for: Uma Pool Uma and her sister, Deb have a 9 story tower farm in the south area. They raise a wide variety of melons and squash, mostly for the seeds, which they sell to various other farmers planetwide. … Continue reading Rocky Road High School →

The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island

...do NOT climb one while you are naked The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “T” T is for Tatyana Lewis Out near the Western Rim of Gardener Dome, you'll find the T. Lewis Goose Ranch. Tatyana and her husband, Ted, raise 6 breeds of geese here. They sell eggs and meat, but … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island →

The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune

...co-starring her hated enemy, Lemony Fresh Luella Big Shout out to my Patreon Backers! Thank you! The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “S” S is for: Sam 15 Sam 15 is the operator of the Gardner Dome Gaming Pub. The Pub is a popular place and has every type of game from … Continue reading The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune →

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Handsome Joe Goes Up In A Balloon

...and a happy adventure ensues The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “R” R is for Rabbit Vanetti First off, yes, his first name really is Rabbit. It's a long story. Secondly, he is the main representative of the World Government of Mars in Gardener Dome. Third, he is also a farmer. Rabbit … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes Up In A Balloon →

The Red Dog Loves Her Bunny

...and her bunny loves her back The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Q” Q is for: Quinksy Martha “Quinksy” Quinkmiller is the owner of the “Restful Refuge” bed & breakfast in Gardener Dome. Her establishment is very popular with tourists who enjoy an old fashioned cottage atmosphere. Quinksy has three small cottages … Continue reading The Red Dog Loves Her Bunny →

Title Under Construction

...thank you for your patience The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “P” P is for: Penny West Penny is an artist and her medium of choice is yarn that she spins from the wool of her own sheep. She knits the yarn into blankets, hats, sweaters and many other things. Sometimes she just … Continue reading Title Under Construction →

The Five Things You Must Never Do To An Elephant

...#1: Tell him hippos are cuter. TWO Doclopedia entries today, folks! The Doclopedia #1,366 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “N” N is for: Nem Radlofsky Nemmo Radlofsky has the job of running the power plant for Gardener Dome. While most of the power comes from the huge solar array next to the dome, there … Continue reading The Five Things You Must Never Do To An Elephant →

Module J-2: Lost In The Forest Of Trolls

...not a reference to Twitter The Doclopedia #1,365 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “M” M is for: Moko Timi One of several Smart Animals in Gardener Dome, Moko is a lowland gorilla and a teacher at Midtown Day School. She is a graduate of the University of Mars Wells Dome Complex, with a Masters degree … Continue reading Module J-2: Lost In The Forest Of Trolls →

The Chocolatey Delicious, But Also Extremely Spicy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Playful Platypus

...featuring her new pal, Calvin the Cockatoo The Doclopedia #1,364 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “L” L is for: Lily Watkins Lily is the owner of Watkins Aquaculture, an eight story tall tower farm just east of town. Lily and her wife Gail raise 6 species of fish, two species of shrimp. crayfish, oysters and … Continue reading The Chocolatey Delicious, But Also Extremely Spicy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Playful Platypus →