...one of my Patreon backers! The Doclopedia #1,379 Amazing Ordinary Stuff: Ice Cream Scoop Do you love ice cream? I mean, REALLY love ice cream? Well an ice cream scoop is just what you need! This device will keep you up to date with the latest ice cream news. New flavor invented somewhere? Favorite … Continue reading The Secret Origin Of Ian Skinner!
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The Warm And Folksy, But Also Somewhat Hip, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Aardvark
...co-starring her moderately wealthy Aunt Olivia CritterCon 11 Trip Day Twelve (By Daisy) Daisy here again, folks. I figured since I started the actual trip report, I'd finish it. Our trip home up I-5 was pretty uneventful, especially since the Bus left Gorman at 5 in the morning while we were all asleep. We … Continue reading The Warm And Folksy, But Also Somewhat Hip, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Aardvark
Billy The Slow Loris Goes To The Beach
...slowly, of course CritterCon 11 Trip Day Eleven (By Misty) Hello, everybody! Misty here with your trip report for today. We started the day with an early breakfast at a campground about 50 miles north of Critter City. As always, it was scrummy and we left the table with full bellies. (Silky: It was … Continue reading Billy The Slow Loris Goes To The Beach
A History Of Historic Historians
...it's not hysterical CritterCon 11 Con Day Four (By Penny) Hi, I'm Penny and I won the writing lottery to post the final day's report from CritterCon 11. We had our final breakfast at Waffles From Outer Space this morning. I'll miss their tuna & sardine waffles. (Luke: I had the bacon and more … Continue reading A History Of Historic Historians
A Cow With A Plan
...a plan to run straight through a new garden CritterCon 11 Con Day Three (By Roxie) Greetings everyone! I'm Roxie and here is my Saturday con report. Most of us had breakfast early at Pancakeville, but those who overdid themselves at the dance last night decided to sleep in a bit until their pain … Continue reading A Cow With A Plan
It’s Only A Crazy Scheme If You Fail
...uh, no CritterCon 11 Con Day Two (By Goldie) Hello! I'm Goldie and this is my first time at a con like this one and my first time writing something like this. I'd like to start by thanking the Fabulous Four for helping Penny and myself get used to being in human bodies … Continue reading It’s Only A Crazy Scheme If You Fail
Five Things Not To Tell A Dragon
...#3: "I have a big bag of gold right here!" CritterCon 11 Con Day One (By Max) Hiya, folks! I'm writing this late and so I'm going to just give a basic rundown of what everyone did. If I leave anything out, I'm sure a commenter will correct me. Breakfast: was at Waffles From … Continue reading Five Things Not To Tell A Dragon
Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Attend A Dance
...nothing at all like hilarity ensued CritterCon 11 Trip Day Six/Con Day 0 (By Silky) Hello everyone! It has been a fairly busy day, so let's dive right into our recap. Our first and only stop was at The World Famous Monster Cars Of Texas. This place has 205 cars, pickups, big rigs and motorcycles … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Attend A Dance
Bucky & Squint Meet Some Dames
...love was in the New Jersey air CritterCon 11 Trip Day Five (By Sasha) Hello, Dear Readers. Sasha here with all the trip news of the day. Before we get started, I'm going to answer the question that at least some of you long time readers might have: If it's Tuesday and we are starting … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Meet Some Dames
This Time, We Send The Short Guy In First
...he'll be harder to hit CritterCon 11 Trip Day Four (By Leon) (Note from Daisy: This entry is short because this dumb cat kept napping and getting distracted and shit.) Hi there! Leon here with our day four report, which will be kind of quick and dirty and a little late because I was busy … Continue reading This Time, We Send The Short Guy In First
Land Of 1,000 Dunces
...wait, that wasn't the song title CritterCon 11 Trip Day Three (By Janet) Hello there! I'm Janet and I'm a skunk. I'll be writing today's trip report, but first, I'd just like to thank everyone for being so nice and accepting of me. We skunks tend to keep everyone away via our not undeserved reputation, … Continue reading Land Of 1,000 Dunces
Module Q-2: Lair Of The Rare Were-Bear
...for 6 to 10 adventurers of level 8-10 CritterCon 11 Trip Day Two (By Luke) Hi there! Luke here, with your Day Two report, and what a day it was. We all got up around 7 this morning and had a truly legendary breakfast provided by our KitchenBots, Julia, Jacques and Alton. No matter … Continue reading Module Q-2: Lair Of The Rare Were-Bear
We Have Love Biscuits!
...made with extra love, seasoned with lust CritterCon 11 Trip Day One (by Daisy) Hi, folks! Daisy here with our Day One trip report. Daddy woke us all up at 6 this morning and Jeeves served up some great BREAKFASSSTTT FOOORRR DOGGGSSS! And cats, rabbits and skunks. We all chowed down and then found … Continue reading We Have Love Biscuits!
Doc Tempest VS The Unspeakable Horror
...from the August, 1951 issue CritterCon 11 Trip Day One, Intro (July 20th) Greetings, Gentle Readers! Once again it's time for our annual trip to the greatest imaginary gaming con ever, CritterCon 11. The local time is 5:00 am and I have just finished a hearty bowl of Cap'n Crunch and am about to … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Unspeakable Horror
Thuggish Prawns Humiliated My Anemone
...so I ate the little bastards The Doclopedia #1,378 Amazing Ordinary Stuff: Candles Yes, folks, these are the direct opposite of can'tdles, those great teaching devices we use on pets, children and really stupid adults. The difference is, if you light a candle for a pet or human, it will magically reinforce the thing you … Continue reading Thuggish Prawns Humiliated My Anemone
Tequila Sunrise Pancakes
...not as strange as you think The Doclopedia #1,377 When Harry Met...: Silky The old basset hound looked at the three teenagers and asked “Are you guys ready?” Harry, Ron & Hermione all answered yes. Silky had been training them hard for a month and they were not the same 15 year olds they had … Continue reading Tequila Sunrise Pancakes
The Exceptionally Witty, Yet Also Quite Profound, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy Who Dressed Like A Walrus
...co-starring her new best pall, Russ Wall. The Doclopedia #1,376 When Harry Met...: Luke The Dark Lord was as close to being giddy with happiness as he was ever likely to get. His enemies were dying nearly every day and his forces were getting bolder. True, he had lost several Death Eaters, like that simpering … Continue reading The Exceptionally Witty, Yet Also Quite Profound, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy Who Dressed Like A Walrus
Chapter 13: In Which Our Hero Grabs The Treasure From The Hands Of The Evil Duke, Then Flees On Horseback Into The Night
...the Duke was NOT amused. Silky Explains It All All Of Me Yes, folks, it's me, Silky Dawn Cross, older sister to Sasha. I'm here instead of her because she is busy with several of her projects and because I wanted to write something anyway. Many, if not most of you, know that … Continue reading Chapter 13: In Which Our Hero Grabs The Treasure From The Hands Of The Evil Duke, Then Flees On Horseback Into The Night
My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
...and how it grew The Doclopedia #1,375 When Harry Met...: Sasha Date: June 13th, 1943 Place: First floor girls lavatory, Hogwarts Tom Riddle walked into the girls lavatory about two minutes after he saw Myrtle Warren run in, sobbing like the blubbering mudblood cow she was. He had a confident smile on his face because … Continue reading My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
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He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam.
...Damn! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,374 When Harry Met...: Daisy As soon as the portkey brought them to the graveyard, Harry was ready with his wand and knocked the rat-faced little traitor back about 30 feet, slamming him into a statue. The helpless Dark Lord was flung a few feet away … Continue reading He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam.
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