...WTF? Sasha Explains It All News Of My Death Will Be Greatly Exaggerated Death. It happens to all of us. Happens to ecosystems, both local and global. Happens to planets, stars, galaxies and some folks believe, the universe itself. You are gonna die. Everybody you know is gonna die. We are ALL going to … Continue reading The Terrible Oyster Gun
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Handsome Joe And The New Dog House
...Handsome Joe is everybody's favorite basset hound Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,266 The Alphabet: O is for… Oregon Plague...is the common name for a virulent disease that first appeared in the coastal town of Newport, Oregon in the summer of 1988 and rapidly spread across first North America, then … Continue reading Handsome Joe And The New Dog House
The Mysterious And Spooky, But Still Somewhat Jolly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Half-Assed Plan Of Fu Manchu
...co-starring her pet goose, Gus Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,264 The Alphabet: N is for… NoodleQuest...was, in the early days of computer games, one of the best selling games worldwide. While the graphics were simple and the sound was even simpler, the challenge of collecting bowls of noodles that … Continue reading The Mysterious And Spooky, But Still Somewhat Jolly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Half-Assed Plan Of Fu Manchu
Thrilling Mom Tales
....written by actual moms The Doclopedia #1,262 The Alphabet: M is for… Mountain Orcs…are primarily found at or very near the tree line of very large mountains. They live in extended family groups of 15 to 30 members and are much larger and stronger than ordinary Orcs. Males average 6 feet tall and 200 pounds. … Continue reading Thrilling Mom Tales
Boys On The Run With Dogs
...damned if I can remember what we were running from Life On The Magic Bus "I'm sorry. I must have misheard you.” Doc Clay was sitting in his favorite chair on the Bus, facing Grace, his son Sam and his daughter in law Rani. Rani laughed at his genuinely puzzled expression. “I said, you are … Continue reading Boys On The Run With Dogs
Real Housewives Of Leng
...they're dreamy Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,260 The Alphabet: L is for… Loyd The Lucky...AKA Sir Loyd of Blankenship AKA The Scarlet Highwayman. As you can no doubt deduce, Loyd was a man of noble descent who also had a secret identity as a red garbed highwayman in England … Continue reading Real Housewives Of Leng
The Spy Who Hugged Me
...it was a very good hug The Doclopedia #1,258 The Alphabet: K is for… Kinkajous...which took the place of cats on Earth 2-F once all the domestic housecats developed Merton's Syndrome and died. These Central and South American cousins to the raccoon are much longer lived and easier to domesticate in that reality. They … Continue reading The Spy Who Hugged Me
The Thirteen Things You Should Never Tell A Cat
...#1 is "You're only a cat" Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,256 The Alphabet: J is for… Jangwo...or as the natives of Ruined Chicago call it, “fast killer cat thing”. Jangwos are cougar sized felines that can move with astounding speed and do a long leap of up to 50 … Continue reading The Thirteen Things You Should Never Tell A Cat
Clown Army Neutralizer
...fuck clowns and fuck their army The Doclopedia #1,254 The Alphabet: I is for… Idiot Girl...who was, in fact, not an idiot. Samiya Bukhari was a Saudi girl born into an old fashioned and hardline Islamic family. Until she was 10 years old, life was pleasant enough, even though she sometimes chafed under the … Continue reading Clown Army Neutralizer
Milk Bullets
... from discontented cows The Doclopedia #1,252 The Alphabet: H is for… Hotel For Monsters...a Japanese anime series following the misadventures of young Hidoke as he attempts to do his job as a room service boy in a creepy old hotel that caters to all manner of monsters. His job is not made any … Continue reading Milk Bullets
Sudden Depth Playoff
...pretty common in whales sports Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,250 The Alphabet: G is for… Gary and the Goats...premiered in September of 1975 as part of the National Broadcasting Company's (NBC) “Comedy Tuesday” lineup. It came on at 8:30 pm, right after “Just Two Guys”. The premise of … Continue reading Sudden Depth Playoff
Naked Is NOT The Best Disguise
...especially in heavy poison oak. Trust me on this. The Doclopedia #1,248 The Alphabet: F is for… Friendly Cove...a small community that is only friendly so that they can lure in tourists they can then eat! Yep, all 200 people in the town are cannibals. Additionally, nobody in Friendly Cove is under 50 years … Continue reading Naked Is NOT The Best Disguise
A Bit Of Light Spanking, Then Some Pie
...Mmmm, pie The Doclopedia #1,246 The Alphabet: E is for… Elvis Clones... really are clones of the late Elvis Presley. On Earth 2-D, Elvis lived to be 60 years old, dying May 9th, 1995 of complications from a viral infection. Years before, however, Elvis became fascinated by cloning and donated $5,000,000.00 to the University of … Continue reading A Bit Of Light Spanking, Then Some Pie
Trapping The Wild Podcaster
...so you can release them later at a convention The Doclopedia #1,244 The Alphabet: D is for… Disco Detective...was the hero of a series of 10 paperback novels published between 1976 and 1979. The main protagonist was former cop Lance Cutter, who was now a private eye and professional disco dancer. He was aided … Continue reading Trapping The Wild Podcaster
Not In This Issue: Peas, Roman Baths or Fainting Goats
...or non-fainting goats. The Doclopedia #1,242 The Alphabet: C is for… Crab Invasion...of 1966, when millions of large mutant crabs created by atomic bomb testing in the Pacific Ocean came onto the beaches of Australia. Measuring as much as a meter across the shell, these fast moving crustaceans killed and ate over 400 humans and … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Peas, Roman Baths or Fainting Goats
ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
...Hey, that's not water! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,240 The Alphabet: B is for… Beetles & Battles...is the #1 roleplaying game on the Earth 2-C Mars colony. Based upon the 120 year old roleplaying game Dragons & Dungeons, players take the role of 100 pound mutant beetles that … Continue reading ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
Doc Tempest VS The Master Of Murder
...from the August 1953 issue Monday Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, and maybe even on a podcast, just go here... https://www.patreon.com/DocCross And now, another go 'round at … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Master Of Murder
Dye Hard
...a little shout out to tie dyers DogCon 9 Day Seven: In which we spend our last day at the con and finish it off with plans for next year. This will be short and sweet, folks, since it is almost 1:00 am and the bus is rocketing across our great country at just under … Continue reading Dye Hard
Introducing Luke Skywalker Cross
...8/6/16 And now we are six. Doc, Grace, Silky, Sasha & Daisy Cross are very happy to introduce our newest family member, Mr. Luke Skywalker Cross. Luke is a Basset Hound/Standard Poodle mix, 8 years old and has had a very rough last few months. His owners died, he looks to have been a stray … Continue reading Introducing Luke Skywalker Cross
Chapter 704: In Which Our Hero, Being Without Funds, Cons A Pig Farmer Into Giving Him A Five Pound Note
...and a rasher of bacon. DogCon 9 Day Six: In which I update this report throughout the day, just to be different. 8:00 am: We started our day with a delicious breakfast at Pancakeville. That place never skimps on the portions. I highly recommend the cheesecake pancakes. 9:00 am: While most of our … Continue reading Chapter 704: In Which Our Hero, Being Without Funds, Cons A Pig Farmer Into Giving Him A Five Pound Note
Radical Lorikeets Angered My Skinks
...you do not want to deal with angry skinks DogCon 9 Day Seven: In which, while we humans eat an expensive dinner prior to yet another party, the critters discuss their day at the con. Sasha: I started the day playing in the live critters only dungeon with Silky, Roxie and Sadie. Sadie: It was … Continue reading Radical Lorikeets Angered My Skinks
In Which I Go From Unpaid Amateur To Money Grubbing Hack
...or whore. Whatever. Good news, faithful readers! You can now support this blog...and possibly a podcast...on Patreon. Go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/DocCross
No Man’s Lamb
...those sheep belong to Little Bo Peep! DogCon 9 Day Six: In which I do a very cursory bit of reportage on my day, with critter commentary. The Summer of Love party last night was great, especially for those of us who actually grew up in the 60's. However, as often happens when one dances … Continue reading No Man’s Lamb
Hot Damn! It’s The Dancing Elks!
...and they're wearing tuxedos DogCon 9 Day Five: In which we reach Critter City, meet up with lots of friends and prepare to party. Having spent the night less than an hour from Critter City, we all got up late today, around 9:30. After a fairly light breakfast, we got on the road and rolled … Continue reading Hot Damn! It’s The Dancing Elks!
The One Day Late, But Still Shiny New, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Talking Ginko Tree.
...c0-starring her pet mink, Alma DogCon 9 Day Four: In which we visit a bunch of places and then attempt to change history. Our day, which began at 7:00 am, was longer than the actual hours of daylight and was pretty tiring. Because of this, you get the condensed report. Places we visited The … Continue reading The One Day Late, But Still Shiny New, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Talking Ginko Tree.
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