...what a bunch of dirty puppies, kittens & bunnies! The Doclopedia #855 Alt. Elections & Debates: Kennedy VS Nixon In our world, thew first debate between John Kennedy and Richard Nixon is one of the most famous of all and it turned the election for Kennedy, who won by a very narrow margin. … Continue reading Handsome Joe And His Pals Play In The Mud
How To Look Really Cool While Screwing Up
...I need that book The Doclopedia #853 Alt. Elections & Debates: Simmons VS Leong VS Espinosa VS Jyrzinski On Earth 4G, U.S. politics is a whole lot more convoluted than it is here. For example, take the 1996 election for president, in which candidates from the top four parties all had enough backing, … Continue reading How To Look Really Cool While Screwing Up
Under Constriction
...darn that python The Doclopedia #851 Alt. Elections & Debates: Muldoon VS Watkins On Earth 3B, one of the 20th Century's most memorable debates took place October of 1922 in New York City. Michael Muldoon and Harold Watkins were both running for Governor and it was time for their first public debate, which … Continue reading Under Constriction
Deceptive Lobsters Bilked My Shrimp
...they bilked them out of a million clams The Doclopedia #848 Fandom Across The Multiverse: Fans Of “The Incredible Dr. Monster” The very low budget ($2,000.00) horror movie “The Incredible Dr. Monster” should have vanished from the public mind about ten seconds ofter it came out on the drive in circuit back in … Continue reading Deceptive Lobsters Bilked My Shrimp
The Guy, The Girl And The Clockwork Monkey
...a story of love, adventure and steam power. The Doclopedia #846 Fandom Across The Multiverse: Fans Of “Parrots & Perils” Now days, there are hundreds of roleplaying games to choose from. No matter what genre or sub-genre or sub-sub-genre you want to play in, chances are you can find an RPG that covers … Continue reading The Guy, The Girl And The Clockwork Monkey
More Songs About Livestock And Cars
...title of the third album by Walking Neds The Doclopedia #845 Fandom Across The Multiverse: Fans Of “Gary's Pet Shop” Even by the low standards of network television in the 1970s, “Gary's Pet Shop” was less than great. Actually, it was full of corny humor, racial stereoypes, lame storylines and low … Continue reading More Songs About Livestock And Cars
Doc Tempest: Dungeons & Doomsday
...from the November, 1986 issue The Doclopedia #844 Special Cases: The DVD/Blu Ray Case Of Great Movies This most wonderful case will hold a single DVD or Blu Ray disc. The case is completely black and made of something that feels like glass, but cannot be scratched or broken. If you put a … Continue reading Doc Tempest: Dungeons & Doomsday
This Week’s Episode: Nellie Teaches Mack A Lesson
...and it involves a pig, a mule and $5.60 The Doclopedia #842 Special Cases: The Traveling Suitcase Yet another case that can take you places, this large suitcase made in 1931 is covered in stickers from cities all over the world. 89 of them, to be precise. To travel to any one of … Continue reading This Week’s Episode: Nellie Teaches Mack A Lesson
Automatic Lizards
...say goodbye to those old manual lizards The Doclopedia #839 Special Cases: The Marvelous Case Of Wine Wine lovers would kill to own this, because once you put a bottle in each of the 24 slots of this case, the exact same bottle will always appear in that slot when you take a bottle … Continue reading Automatic Lizards
Lester Fenwick, Super Plumber!
...faster than a speeding hair clog! Once again, we end one theme and go right into the next! The Doclopedia #835 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: Cool Sounding Weapons List 1: The Sword of Mighty Power 2: +3 Shotgun of Zombie Slaying 3: Bullwhip of Strangling 4: The Battle Axe of … Continue reading Lester Fenwick, Super Plumber!
The Great San Diego Barbecue Explosion Of 1978
... doofus + too much charcoal lighter + lid on kettle grill = BOOM! The Doclopedia #832 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: Annoying Animal List 1: Yappy Fox 2: Horny Buffalo 3: Insane Cat 4: Flatulent Horse 5: Inquisitive Hippo 6: Excitable Dog 7: Itchy Lion 8: Insecure Gorilla 9: Paranoid Cow 10: … Continue reading The Great San Diego Barbecue Explosion Of 1978
The Rare And Beautiful Gong Cows Of Potawango Island
...they don't moo, they gong Today, we end the Weights & Measures theme and begin the Random Tables In Search Of An RPG theme. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #827 Weights & Measures: 4,000 Pounds Yep, that there is a full growed Blue Herffle. She weighs in at 4,000 pounds, which is pretty much average, bub. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Gong Cows Of Potawango Island
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Would You Care For A Feel Good Cookie?
...and maybe a glass of happy milk? The Doclopedia #824 Weights & Measures: 8,471 Miles Yes, folks, 8,471 miles is the length of the Mysterious Yellow Stripe thay appeared during the night in Canada, the United States & Mexico. This meandering strip of what appears to be paint of some sort, starts in Northern … Continue reading Would You Care For A Feel Good Cookie?
Dog Rice: The Perfect Food?
...for dogs! The Doclopedia #821 Weights & Measures: 56.75 Pounds 16.75 pounds is the weight of the dead alien that was pulled from a small spacecraft that crashed onto the field during Superbowl XXXIV. Given that tens of millions of people from around the world witnessed the event, which killed 5 players and injured … Continue reading Dog Rice: The Perfect Food?
Chapter 577: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By Ted The Basset Hound And A Halfwitted American, Breaks Into The Church Bank And Steals A Ton Of Gold
...the American was of little use, actually. The Doclopedia #819 Weights & Measures: 1.25 Cups This is the volume of the Great Protoplasmic Blob when it was initially created by Professor Kimbly on May 3rd, 1883, just 21 days before it destroyed London. At first, the GPB was kind of cute, in a blobby … Continue reading Chapter 577: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By Ted The Basset Hound And A Halfwitted American, Breaks Into The Church Bank And Steals A Ton Of Gold
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Wakes Up The Golem
...and then you can't find the right rabbi The Doclopedia #817 It's In The Bag!: The Silk Pouch “You...you're Sally Smithfield? Heh...I thought you'd be taller. Huh, what? Oh, Conrad...Orville Conrad. But..*cough, cough*...that's not important. No, not enough time for an ambulance. Those Nazi bastards got me good. Now you listen, Sally. You've gotta...*cough, cough, … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Wakes Up The Golem
Primitive Peonies Polluted My Poppies
...now my poppies must try to live with that The Doclopedia #816 It's In The Bag!: The Burlap Sack “Lem! Lem! Oh Lordy, Lem, you gotta see this! It's a piece off one of them outer space ships like they write about in them magazines down at Foster's Store! I seen the ship an' … Continue reading Primitive Peonies Polluted My Poppies
Interesting Facts About Birds
...titmice are not mice and they have no tits The Doclopedia #815 It's In The Bag!: The Black Plastic Garbage Bag “Oh my lord! Jimmy Eversol, you scared five years growth off of me! Hon, you need to cough or something when you walk up behind a person. Oh there, it's ok. You just … Continue reading Interesting Facts About Birds
Tune In Next Week For…The Adventures Of Aircat!
...sponsored by Cat's Deli The Doclopedia #813 It's In The Bag!: The Brown Paper Bag “Now listen, Eddie, cos this is real simple. You an' Tony are gonna get in his car and drive out to Long Island to the address I give you. When you get there, you give this Dr. Sindawal guy … Continue reading Tune In Next Week For…The Adventures Of Aircat!
Adventure Module Y-1: Attack Of The Gopher People
...the first of a trilogy The Doclopedia #810 My Evil Twin: Edmund (Edmund Metheny) The Evil Twin of Edmund Metheny is Edmund Metheny, a humorless S.O.B. who fell trough an interdimensional rift into our universe. This dominating, cruel and heartless scumbag is the band of Edmund's existence. In addition, Evil Twin Ed has … Continue reading Adventure Module Y-1: Attack Of The Gopher People
The Adventure Of The Cornwall Creeper
...as told by Dr. John H. Watson, MD The Doclopedia #808 My Evil Twin: La Strega (Diane Russom Harrison) Nobody knows for sure why La Strega is spying on Diane, but she insists that “that bitch” is, in fact, watching her every move. Actually, nobody in Diane's family has ever even seen La Strega, … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Cornwall Creeper
Six Million Yellow Hippos
...your mental image for the day The Doclopedia #806 My Evil Twin: Arthur Whitmore (Brandon Blackmoor) For the first 25 years of his life, Brandon Blackmoor was completely unaware that he even had an Evil Twin. Oh sure, every once in a while he'd notice a shadowy figure watching him from an alley, but he … Continue reading Six Million Yellow Hippos
Pee Wee Santos And The Death Ride Of Terror
...for years after that, Pee Wee had a nervous tic The Doclopedia #805 My Evil Twin: Zimondo (Simon Rogers) No doubt about it, Simon Rogers was a darned good looking man. With his devilish good looks and impeccable fashion sense, Simon was admired by men and lusted after by women. He looked so good … Continue reading Pee Wee Santos And The Death Ride Of Terror
I Rested My Kindle On An IPad In A Nook
...and suddenly gained super powers! The Doclopedia #804 My Evil Twin: Francis Mary (Mary Garrett) Mary Francis was, by and large, a very nice lady. Everyone she met agreed that she was helpful, pleasant and generally not a troublemaker. She was just a really sweet and average kind of person. When her Evil Twin, … Continue reading I Rested My Kindle On An IPad In A Nook
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