...song title if Aerosmith were dyslexic The Doclopedia #904 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Zombie Apocalypse World Great Present: A solar rechargeable pulse laser rifle with head targeting technology Terrible Present: Eau De Brains perfume The Doclopedia #905 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Dog World Great Present: BACON! Pretty much anything made out of or … Continue reading Janie Got A Gnu
A Mink Wearing Pink Climbed Into A Sink To Have A Think
...he was on the brink and boy, did he stink The Doclopedia #902 Useful Holiday Spells: Create Fruitcake Golem If you want a helpful, yet mindless, servant for the holidays, try this spell. You'll need about two dozen good sided fruitcakes, which you will cut up, then reassemble into a humanoid shape. Once the … Continue reading A Mink Wearing Pink Climbed Into A Sink To Have A Think
The Rare And Beautiful And Jolly Scampering Santa Squirrels Of Potawango Island
...they leave gifts for other animals The Doclopedia #898 Useful Holiday Spells: Wrap Present If you have lots of presents that need wrapping, but you hate or suck at wrapping presents, this is the spell for you. For every point of Mana you put into it, you can wrap up to one cubic foot of … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Jolly Scampering Santa Squirrels Of Potawango Island
The Dark Bread Rises
...what? It's a pumpernickel rye! The Doclopedia #897 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa Clods On Elemental Earth, all of the sentient species are some sort of Elemental. The most numerous on land are the Earth Elementals and every December, young Earthies eagerly await Crustmas day, the day when Santa Clods comes to deliver presents. Riding … Continue reading The Dark Bread Rises
Floggy, The S&M Cat
...NOT a story for children Doc Update 1: A few weeks ago, I straightened up the game room and turned it into a game room/writing room. This weekend, my madness is forcing me to re-do the library so you can actually walk through it and use the treadmill. 2: If you are going to Dundracon in … Continue reading Floggy, The S&M Cat
This Blog Is 100% Organic And Cruelty Free
...ok, so there might be a little cruelty The Doclopedia #896 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa, The Great And Powerful So yeah, this one time, Santa was coming into this little town in Kansas on Christmas Eve and there was this freak tornado, a really humongous one! It sucked up Santa and his sleigh and … Continue reading This Blog Is 100% Organic And Cruelty Free
Chapter 119: In Which Our Hero And His Dog, Sadie, Escape From The French In A Hastily Constructed Balloon.
...a week later, they crash land in in Mongolia The Doclopedia #895 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa Claus Mark V Ladies and elves, KringleCo, your worldwide leader in present dispersal and delivery, presents...the Santa Clause Mark V! Our four previous Santa Augmentation Suits were good...breakthroughs in cybernetics...but the Mark V is a whole new evolution in … Continue reading Chapter 119: In Which Our Hero And His Dog, Sadie, Escape From The French In A Hastily Constructed Balloon.
Direct From Dogland
...AKA my living room Here, reposted as I've done every December since 2004... The Twelve Dog Days Of Christmas Words by Roscoe Theodore Cross “On the first day of Christmas, my humans gave to me…a tree on which I could pee!” “On the second day of Christmas, my humans gave to me…two pounds of meat … Continue reading Direct From Dogland
Sasha & Lucy Invent A Robot
...to feed them treats Hi Ho, Gentle Readers! Today, we start the not necessarily daily return of the Doclopedia. Our theme, in honor of the season, is Alt. Santa Claus. The Doclopedia #894 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa Claws On CatEarth, Santa is a large chubby tabby cat who brings cat toys and other goodies to … Continue reading Sasha & Lucy Invent A Robot
The Seriously Delayed, But Still Quite Holiday Oriented, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Roast Beast
...featuring her pet pig, Antonio So I almost wrote a novel, with commentary on how it came to this. This year, I plunged headlong into NaNoWriMo and, by virtue of determination, lack of sleep and madness, cranked out 50,551 words that added up to about 95% of a first draft for a novel that might … Continue reading The Seriously Delayed, But Still Quite Holiday Oriented, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Roast Beast
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Doc Tempest VS The Halloween Horror
... from the October, 1958 issue I'M FINISHED! Here it is, folks, the final entry in my "366 Days, 500 Entries" challenge to myself. My, oh my, what a journey this has been! My head, she nearly esplode many times. Still, it has been fun. This will mark the end of Doclopedia entries … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Halloween Horror
Give Me All The Chocolate Bars And Nobody Gets Hurt
..Damn, I love Halloween! The Doclopedia #888 How I Got The Nickname “Doc”: The Prison Story (NOTE: None of these stories are true. Despite persistent rumors, I have never done time in prison.) "I got the nickname when I did a nickel in Chino back in the late 70's. I was the only guy … Continue reading Give Me All The Chocolate Bars And Nobody Gets Hurt
Lucy & Sasha Versus Satan’s Kitty
...mostly, Satan's Kitty just sat on the fence and yawned while they barked The Doclopedia #881 Random Stuff!: El Wimpo The masked wrestler known as El Wimpo was, at first glance, not anybody that you would bet on to win a wrestling match. Standing 5'4” tall and weighing just 110 pounds, most other wrestlers … Continue reading Lucy & Sasha Versus Satan’s Kitty
The Rare And Beautiful Blue Furred Monkeybats Of Potawango Island
...they fling poo, but it smells like lavender The Doclopedia #877 Random Stuff!: How To Survive A Zombie Rising When the zombies started raising hell on May 7th, 2009, Max Lanofsky was the first person in his neighborhood to know about it, because his cousin Adam called him from the Air Force base and … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Blue Furred Monkeybats Of Potawango Island
This Blog Is Not Really Here
...if you can see it, maybe you aren't here either The Doclopedia #873 Random Stuff!: Umik The Odd Umik was always a bit strange, but that was not too big a deal in the Clan of the Red Bear. Life in the far northern forests was enough to make anybody, even a mighty … Continue reading This Blog Is Not Really Here
The Sad Ballad Of Jim The Jackalope
...coyotes sing four part harmony The Doclopedia #870 Random Stuff!: Ratburger After a terrible screw up with GMO grains in 2014, most of the cattle, goats, sheep, poultry & pigs on the planet died out. You might think this would be terrible news for the nutrition of the human populace, but at the … Continue reading The Sad Ballad Of Jim The Jackalope
Soybean Stew
...healthy and fartilicious! The Doclopedia #867 Random Stuff!: Zebra Fever On Earth 22A, in the year 1966, a strange plague ravaged the planet, causing all humans to develop streaky skin colors that included skin tones from all the various ethnic groups. In addition, everyone developed curly red hair, green eyes and full lips. By the … Continue reading Soybean Stew
The Bear Liberation Front
...they're coming for you, Steven Colbert The Doclopedia #865 Random Stuff!: Britwan (AKA The Britwish Isles) Britwan is made up of three main islands (Britwan, Dorland & Litria) and 47 smaller islands, the largest of which is Woygon and the smallest of which is North Rock. All of the islands were “conquered” by … Continue reading The Bear Liberation Front
Mr. Porkwaffle Attempts To Barbecue A Pig
...this will not end well The Doclopedia #862 Random Stuff!: The Lost City Of Gorlumek Saying that the Great Forest of Yurr is dangerous is like saying that water is wet. This huge forest covers nearly two million acres and is home to creatures like noctomorphs, fangbears, kreeloks and greater death apes. Even … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Attempts To Barbecue A Pig
The Totally Spooky And Very Halloweeny Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Killer Pumpkin
...c0-starring her new best pal, Partly Green George The Doclopedia #860 Top Ten Lists!: Bad New Product Ideas 10: Vegetable Goo In A Can 9: Artificial Rutabaga Flavored Whipped Topping 8: Ultra Thin Toilet Paper 7: Frozen Goat Eyes On A Stick 6: Sushi Flavored Toothpaste 5: Chlorophyll Cola 4: Liversicles 3: Cream … Continue reading The Totally Spooky And Very Halloweeny Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Killer Pumpkin
Minnows In A Milk Glass
...that's pretty unexpected The Doclopedia #858 Top Ten Lists!: Movie Monsters That Never Caught On 10: Baby Mummy 9: Weresloth 8: Vampire who hungers for sweat 7: 200 foot tall penguin 6: Werenewt 5: Terminator robot built to look like a Yorkshire Terrier 4: The invisible guy in the visible wheelchair 3: The … Continue reading Minnows In A Milk Glass
National “Take A Moose To Lunch” Week
...it's fun, if you don't mind standing in a pond The Doclopedia #856 Top Ten Lists!: Headlines From A Pet Tabloid 10: Sex lives of Humans: Hilarious and strange! 9: Underwear addiction: One Dog's horror story! 8: I was a lap Cat for Elvis! 7: Lose weight on the toilet water diet! 6: … Continue reading National “Take A Moose To Lunch” Week
Handsome Joe And His Pals Play In The Mud
...what a bunch of dirty puppies, kittens & bunnies! The Doclopedia #855 Alt. Elections & Debates: Kennedy VS Nixon In our world, thew first debate between John Kennedy and Richard Nixon is one of the most famous of all and it turned the election for Kennedy, who won by a very narrow margin. … Continue reading Handsome Joe And His Pals Play In The Mud
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