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The Doclopedia #1,027
Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: PinkyPinky And Splatter
Nobody knows her real name, but everybody in India (and most of the rest of the world) knows who PinkyPinky is. The masked young lady in the bright pink costume is a champion of justice feared by crooks and thugs from the lowest slum to the highest levels of government.
Well, what they actually fear is Splatter, PinkyPinky’s “magical gun”, which looks like a big cartoony pistol and fires a bright pink goo that only sticks to “evil people”. The goo does not wash off and it smells incredibly bad. It also makes people confess their sins, as was witnessed when the Indian Minister for Agriculture went on live television and spent the better part of two hours confessing to crimes ranging from taking bribes to having farmers beaten up so they would sell out to multinational corporations.
After a couple of years of PinkyPinky style justice, India has seen a huge drop in crime, a real cleaning up of the government and a huge reduction in crimes against women & children.
PinkyPinky stands 5’4” tall and has a chubby build. She is a Class 2 Mutant with enhanced speed, agility and senses. She also seems to have some sort of mind clouding ability. Nobody has the slightest idea where she got Splatter.
Lately, rumor has PinkyPinky turning up in two places at once, hundreds of miles apart. Both are said to have been carrying Splatter. If it turns out she can duplicate herself, she will be reclassified as a Class 1 Mutant.
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