...I was miles away with the jusdge's daughter Violet LaFlamme, Crusading Reporter Now that we know her name and have her character type/profession, let's see what Violet looks like. I'll choose several answers from THIS poll to create the next poll, so feel free to be as general or specific as you like. And now, … Continue reading The Explosion Was Not My Fault
Doc Tempest And The Comet Creatures
...from the December 1952 issue El Stuffo Spring is certainly not acting like a lady hereabouts. Low temps, high winds, lotsa clouds...all things that impede the joyful progress of my veggie garden. I read last night that Dragon and Dungeon magazines will be shutting down. While I almost never read Dragon during it's recent "all … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Comet Creatures
Never Put A Sweater On A Goose
...it will only piss her off Pulp Character Creation Poll #1 Results Man, were the votes ever spread out or what? Still, the winner with 3 votes was: Violet LaFlamme. Now, lets find out a bit more about Violet.
The Five Blue Budgies Start A Business
...selling cuttlefish bones Viewer Mail There are a few readers of this LJ of mine who are not other LJers or even signed on to LJ. One couple in particular sometimes send me emails with questions and/or comments. Their last email asked a few questions that I found interesting enought to reply to in some … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Start A Business
Cow Things
...no bull Very relaxed day today. Some Civ III, some gardening, some dog wrasslin', some wife smooching...all most pleasant. Watched the series finale of The Dresden Files. Very good episode and I hope the show gets picked up for next season. And now, replacing the Fantasy World Building Poll, it's the Pulp Character Creation Poll! … Continue reading Cow Things
Squishy Yellow Eyeball Bugs
...now with extra squishiness ConQuest Sac: The Fast Fadeaway My con report: Got to the con last night...spent about 45 minutes wandering around...Grace declared that she had seen all of the con she cared to, so I took her home...went back to the con...sat around talking to folks or watching games...stayed until the Midnight Madness … Continue reading Squishy Yellow Eyeball Bugs
Chapter 27: In Which Our Hero Escapes Death, Foils An Evil Plot And Beds The Widow Addams
...a story not suitable for young people Well, my little elfin pals, I've hammered out most of the characters for the CyberPulp game I'll be running at ConQuest Sac tomorrow. I've also washed tons of dirty clothes and dirty dishes, walked the girls to the park, just finished a couple of way beyond delicious bowls … Continue reading Chapter 27: In Which Our Hero Escapes Death, Foils An Evil Plot And Beds The Widow Addams
Thank You For Dancing With All Of Us Fat Girls
...she said Doc Update Yesterday was astoundingly busy at work. We had both a full house for lunch and many deliveries. It must have been National Eat A Ton Of Damn Pizza Day. By the time I got home, I was too tired to work on making characters for my Saturday game at ConQuest Sac. … Continue reading Thank You For Dancing With All Of Us Fat Girls
The Horticultural Whore Can Dig It, Baby!
...dig soil, that is. Well, after many weeks, I finally got in a good weekend in the garden. Yesterday was all about whacking weeds, transplanting, pruning and generally messing about in the soil. Today, I started starting seeds and I managed to get alot of them in pots. Tomatos, green beans, spinach, zuchinni, peppers, some … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Can Dig It, Baby!
The Wildly Funny, Yet Somewhat Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Very Comfortable Panties
... costarring her pet kinkajou, Duffy A very happy Undead Jesus Day (or Chocolate Bunny Day) to all of you. My plans for today feature me planting seeds and seedlings in pots and then finally watching that Boris Karloff as Mr. Wong double feature DVD. Somewhere in there I'll also knock out a tasty lunch … Continue reading The Wildly Funny, Yet Somewhat Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Very Comfortable Panties
Grabbing Possums As They Fly By
...cos, ya know, them's good eatin' It's 1:25 AM and I just got back from seeing Grindhouse. Excellent flick/flicks, with Planet Terror being the superior piece of film making. I loves me some Robert Rodriguez, I does. Be warned tho, that even Uncle Doc, with his notoriously high gore threshold, flinched a couple of times. … Continue reading Grabbing Possums As They Fly By
Riding Through The City Of The Sorrows
...quickly Ok, so here are the poll results from the latest poll. You know, the one that only TWO PEOPLE filled out (not counting my answers). Anyway, better late than never. New poll will go up tomorrow. In what 3 ways do the human cultures differ from their real world archetypes? Pirates: Amazonian, they use … Continue reading Riding Through The City Of The Sorrows
Sex Lesson #3: If You Have To Ask, Then She Didn’t
...assuming, of course, that you care Not much of note happening here at the G&R Cross Home For Spoiled Basset Hounds. I'm still woefully behind on my gardening, altho I did buy a beautiful new variety of Sedum that is a bright chartreuse color. With luck, it will be as fast spreading and care free … Continue reading Sex Lesson #3: If You Have To Ask, Then She Didn’t
Mucking About With The Spacetime Continuum
...at least, until it mucks back Doc's Saturday I took the girls with me to visit my mom. They got along very well with her toy poodle, Charlie. I visited with Mom and my eldest nephew, Zach (who is 25) for awhile and then Mom took me out to the garden where she proceeded to … Continue reading Mucking About With The Spacetime Continuum
The Love Lives Of The Chowder Elves
...you may not want to eat that chowder Fantasy World Building Poll: Part Five It's time to start developing the human races of our world. So far, we know that the seven human cultures most resemble: Pirates, Imperial Romans, Aztecs, Imperial Chinese, Vikings, Arthurian British, Victorian British. Note the accent on resemble. These won't be … Continue reading The Love Lives Of The Chowder Elves
The Kosher Dill Pickle That Ate Los Angeles
...and portions of Cucamonga Doc Update The allergic assault upon my sinuses and other body parts has finally subsided to the Mildly Annoying level. I suspect that out recent air clearing rains helped. My poor knee bashed left leg is still not functioning at the 100% level, so I'll be off the treadmill for another … Continue reading The Kosher Dill Pickle That Ate Los Angeles
Yeti Meat Sandwich
...with cheese Well, children, your Old Uncle Doc is still being hammered by allergies. I got a total of about 6 hours of sleep last night...in roughly 2 hour chunks. Damn, I'll be glad when this runs it's course. Yesterday's AD&D 1st edition game went well. Since Grace had to sit the game out due … Continue reading Yeti Meat Sandwich
I Was A Teenage Sneeze Factory
...starring sinus headache and itchy eyes FUCK ALLERGIES! That is all
Robot Duck Girl Higami
...more anime that doesn't exist Doc Update Once again, my weekend plans had the screws put to them by allergies. When I got home yesterday, my throat was killing me, so by 9:00 I was loaded up on Dr. Grace's Herbs & Minerals and in bed. I slept for about 10.5 hours. Felt a bit … Continue reading Robot Duck Girl Higami
Screwing The Security Guard Was Worth An Extra 5%
...they all agreed that was fair Here's a little factoid for all of you who may bake dog treats for your pooches: If you use a bunch of high fiber grains, be prepared for extra walkies. The high fiber has not really affected Winker, but Daisy is earning a spot in the Canine Clean Colon … Continue reading Screwing The Security Guard Was Worth An Extra 5%
Songs For Good Dogs
...and even naughty dogs Last night I tried my hand at baking dog biscuits for the girls. I had a bunch of partial packets of various hot whole grain cereals, so I dumped 'em in a big bowl with whole wheat flour, a couple of eggs, a bit of brown sugar, some oil and beef … Continue reading Songs For Good Dogs
The Touchingly Goofy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Little Boy Who Painted Cows
...featuring her best friend, Nervous Eddie Doc Update Healthwise: Allergies still plague me (and, it would seem, they plague about half the population of Sacramento), but I survive. My leg was looking like it might be infected again, but we've decided that it was actually a reaction to hitting the treadmill too soon after my … Continue reading The Touchingly Goofy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Little Boy Who Painted Cows
Las Dos Basset Hounds Contra Las Gatitas Diablos
...en Technicolor Fantasy World Building Poll #3 Results Assuming that the presence of magic in the world is cyclical, is magic on the: Magic is on the increase There are several smallish continents, plus a few islands The world's overall climate is about the same as our Earth, but wetter There are 2 moons in … Continue reading Las Dos Basset Hounds Contra Las Gatitas Diablos
My Life Among The Civilized People
...with comments on politics, religion, morality and sex G'day, my little internet pals. Uncle Doc is feeling considerably better today, but that could all unravel once I go out to tackle the landscape...which I will do after going to the store to gather up ingredients for steak etoufee. Yum Yum! Aside from cooking and gardening, … Continue reading My Life Among The Civilized People
The Horticultural Whore Gets His Ass Kicked
...by the plant world Well, my planned day of outdoor fun was well and truly buggered. Allergies have reduced me to a sneezing runny nosed blob of blahness. We managed a short trip to the dog park and I got Herb Garden F-32/B planted, but by the time I finished, I was out for the … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Gets His Ass Kicked
