...wow! The Doclopedia #3,133 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Avis and Ginie These two women lead pretty ordinary lives...until a murder occurs. At that point, they start looking for clues, talking to people, and using their vast knowledge of many subjects to help the police solve the crime. Sometimes, the police even appreciate … Continue reading Hot Damn!
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Another Post About Apples
...from an in-cider. get it? The Doclopedia #3,132 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Blue and Omar If your story idea needs two swashbuckling anthropomorphic raccoons, these guys are your boys! They were born to get in and out of trouble, rescue fair maidens, fight the forces of evil, and aid the poor and … Continue reading Another Post About Apples
What Would Scooby Do?
...rut roh! The Doclopedia #3,131 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Spike and Doc Despite having nicknames that sound like gangsters out of a 1930's movie, these two delightful older gentlemen are really just a pair of somewhat geeky fellows out to learn new things and help folks out. There is always a slight … Continue reading What Would Scooby Do?
Plastic Faces
...many to choose from The Doclopedia #3,130 In The Junk Drawer: 9 Bottle Caps “Hey, Muriel, look here. Remember when Joey and his buddies were about 8 and collecting bottle caps? Looks like we have the last 9 right here. Jeez, Brother's Root Beer. That hasn't been around since before the war. Hey, let's send … Continue reading Plastic Faces
Night Of The Vampire Werewolves
...a cheapo movie The Doclopedia #3,129 In The Junk Drawer: Green String “Hey, Lisa, do you remember this green string? I think you were in 3rd grade when you had us dye a big spool of string green so you could do some art project for school. Yeah, yeah, Miss Taggart was your teacher. Old … Continue reading Night Of The Vampire Werewolves
Patty The Shopper Got Us The Goods
...About $200 worth The Doclopedia #3,128 In The Junk Drawer: A Hacksaw Blade “And here's a perfectly good hacksaw blade. Probably the last survivor of that time in '52 when your nitwit Uncle Don handcuffed himself to the back fence. Then, he found out he'd lost the key. Those cop cuffs are tough. I wore … Continue reading Patty The Shopper Got Us The Goods
Forget I Ever Said That!
...please? The Doclopedia #3,127 In The Junk Drawer: A Pill Bottle Full Of Sand “Well will ya look at that. Hey, Muriel, take a look. Remember this? Yeah, it's that sand from Hawaii that I brought back on the way home after the war. Yeah, same old aspirin bottle and all. Yeah, I brought it … Continue reading Forget I Ever Said That!
The Last Cupcake You’ll Ever Eat
...so, maybe save it The Doclopedia #3,126 In The Junk Drawer: 48 Cents “Welp, I just got paid for today. Yep, 48 cents I didn't have before. Found it way in the back of the drawer, under a pile of crap. Probably been there since right after we bought the house.Hey, wait...that's an Indian Head … Continue reading The Last Cupcake You’ll Ever Eat
Howard The Snake Falls In Love
...with Liza the Lizard The Doclopedia #3,125 In The Junk Drawer: Really Good Tape “Well I'll be! There that roll of really good tape I thought I'd lost. Man, this stuff will hold anything together. How do I know? Go ask your mother about how I reattached the front bumper on the car after it … Continue reading Howard The Snake Falls In Love
It’s Fruit Gnomes VS Veggie Pixies!
...it's gonna get wild The Doclopedia #3,124 In The Junk Drawer: A Big Spoon “Open up you son of a...Goddamnit! What the...? A spoon? Muriel, you tell the kids that this junk drawer ain't the place for a big damned wooden spoon! I had a hell of a time trying to get it open and...what? … Continue reading It’s Fruit Gnomes VS Veggie Pixies!
Mr Motango Was NOT Amused
...he was REALLY pissed The Doclopedia #3,123 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Landus, Magical Animal Control Officer Str: +3 Con: +3 Int: +1 Dex: +2 Agi: +3 Skills: Knowledge (Beasts): +4 Knowledge (Magical Beasts): +4 Fight: +2 Magic: +2 Survival: +3 Description: Joe is 30 years old, stands 6'8” tall, weighs 300 pounds, has … Continue reading Mr Motango Was NOT Amused
Why Did We Buy This Thing?
...a common question The Doclopedia #3,122 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Mace, 1820 Tavern Keeper Str: +2 Con: +1 Int: +1 Dex: +1 Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Local): +2 Business Operation: +2 Charm/Intimidate: +2 Description: Joe is 46 years old, 6' tall, 190 pounds, bald, has blue eyes, and is married with 2 grown … Continue reading Why Did We Buy This Thing?
Monkey On A Hotseat
...it was his own fault The Doclopedia #3,121 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe DiCasio, 2075 Window Washer Str: +1 Con: +1 Int: +2 Dex: +1 Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Secrets): +3 Hacker: +3 Connections (Geek): +3 Description: Joe is 31 and the founder, owner and operator of RoboKlean Window Washing. His robots are out … Continue reading Monkey On A Hotseat
Thin Milkshake Blues
...as sun by Blind Leonard Lemon The Doclopedia #3,120 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Earls, 1960s Garbage Truck Driver Str: +3 Con: +2 Int: +1 Dex: Average Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Local): +2 Driver: +2 Fight: +2 Description: Joe is 28, 6'2” tall, weighs 200 pounds, has black hair and brown eyes, is African … Continue reading Thin Milkshake Blues
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Composting
...with worms The Doclopedia #3,119 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Shin, 1930s Mechanic Str: +2 Con: +2 Int: +1 Dex: +1 Agi: +1 Skills: Mechanic (Automobiles): +4 Driver: +2 Inventor (Mechanical): +3 Description: Joe is 34, 5'10” tall, 165 pounds, has brown hair and brown eyes, is Swedish/Irish, and is right handed. He has … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Composting
Not In This Issue: An In Depth Essay On Oysters
...there is a small item about mussels on page 15 The Doclopedia #3,118 Destinations For The Devout Worshiper: Quoon Quoon is the perfect place for a first pilgrimage. Easily accessible by both riverboats and Shulg Caravan, it offers many ways to cleanse oneself of sin, while still allowing for sin free relaxation. We suggest first … Continue reading Not In This Issue: An In Depth Essay On Oysters
Big Garage Sale!
...we also have a few small garages The Doclopedia #3,117 Destinations For The Devout Worshiper: The Holy Hole So you dare plan a pilgrimage to the Holy Hole, do you? Surely you are sin free for more than 47 time units. You must also be one of the Chosen Bathers of the Fountain of Burning … Continue reading Big Garage Sale!
The Happy Sappy Maybe Slappy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Groovy Vacation
...co-starring her hella cool Auntie, Very Orange Olga The Doclopedia #3,116 Destinations For The Devout Worshiper: Wigrado's Tomb If you have reached the 5th Level Of Blessed Enlightenment, you should go to Wigrado's Tomb on the First Feast Day of Spring. Take only what your best servant can carry. Take NO slaves. You are advised … Continue reading The Happy Sappy Maybe Slappy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Groovy Vacation
Adios, 2024
...you kinda sucked The Doclopedia #3,115 Destinations For The Devout Worshiper: The 3,000 Steps You wicked and sinful backsliders must go and take the journey of 3,000 Steps! After traveling 600 miles only by jurn cart, you will face the 3,000 Steps that lead up Mount Yill to the Blessed Statue of Wung. There, you … Continue reading Adios, 2024
Forks In The Back Pocket
...just in case The Doclopedia #3,114 Destinations For The Devout Worshiper: The Lake Of Clusorn For those who have memorized the 28 Teachings of The Holy Vunge, a trip to the Lake of Clusorn is a must. There, you may swim in the Blessed Waters, dine on Eyefish and Fanuuk, and sleep in mounds of … Continue reading Forks In The Back Pocket
What Now, Doctor Silkmelon?
...things are getting weird The Doclopedia #3,113 Alt. History Snippets: Dracula Goes To New York, July, 1898 Not all of these snippets are based on our actual history... What Happened: In the spring of 1898, Count Dracula decided to move to New York because the heat was on in London. Thanks to bringing along several … Continue reading What Now, Doctor Silkmelon?
Hey, Don’t Do That!
...Do This! The Doclopedia #3,112 Alt. History Snippets: Columbus arrives in America, October, 1492 What Happened: Columbus arrived in northern Florida instead of Hispaniola and found out that he was not the first European and was not welcome. It turned out that Leif Erikson landed in 1018, but not in Newfoundland. He landed in southern … Continue reading Hey, Don’t Do That!
A Murky Moose and Darn Old Dork Cartoon
...NOT for kids The Doclopedia #3,111 Alt. History Snippets: Siege of Leningrad, February 10, 1942 What Happened: Germany released a deadly virus into the city via bombs. While Russians both in and out of the city were dying in droves, Stalin repaid Hitler by dropping an estimated 1,600 bodies on Germany. The resulting pandemic swept … Continue reading A Murky Moose and Darn Old Dork Cartoon
A Vacation In A Bottle
...and it's tasty, tooThe Doclopedia #3,110 Alt. History Snippets: Woodstock, August 14-17, 1969 What Happened: Unlike our version of things, in another version the weather was great, there were no schedule problems, and the whole festival was a massive success on all fronts. Additionally, three acts, Led Zeppelin, Procol Harum, and Bob Dylan & The … Continue reading A Vacation In A Bottle
How To Not Be Fooled
...a pamphlet, and only $15.00 The Doclopedia #3,109 Alt. History Snippets: November 28th, 1941 What Happened: Gojira attacked Japan at Yokosuka in the early morning hours. The creature was 150 feet tall, incredibly resistant to harm, and could vomit up something that bursts into flames on contact with the air. It was also quite a … Continue reading How To Not Be Fooled