...a pamphlet, and only $15.00 The Doclopedia #3,109 Alt. History Snippets: November 28th, 1941 What Happened: Gojira attacked Japan at Yokosuka in the early morning hours. The creature was 150 feet tall, incredibly resistant to harm, and could vomit up something that bursts into flames on contact with the air. It was also quite a … Continue reading How To Not Be Fooled
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Popsy Tells Good Stories
...I have lots of them The Doclopedia #3,107 Another Assortment Of Wands: Yemmie's Wand Yemmie Clockwinder was a young female gnome from the South Hills region of Galladia. As we all know, most gnomes are builders, tinkerers, and inventors. We also know that they often see spectacular failures of some of their creations, which tends … Continue reading Popsy Tells Good Stories
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Find Out The Beer Was Flat
...we were heartbroken The Doclopedia #3,106 Another Assortment Of Wands: Sivsov's Trapper Ozenius once stated that the creation of this wand, Sivsov's Trapper, was one of the more dangerous creation processes of his career. This was because it links to another reality, and a world there that is magic free and exceedingly dangerous. It probably … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Find Out The Beer Was Flat
Magical Astronaut Stories
...so cool! The Doclopedia #3,105 Another Assortment Of Wands: Mulpo's Fakeout Wand We know almost nothing about the adventuring mage known as Mulpo, save that he was active between 600 and 630 years ago and he never dressed in wizardly robes. Instead, it is said he dressed as everything from a fighter to a hired … Continue reading Magical Astronaut Stories
How To Eat
...1: get some food The Doclopedia #3,104 Another Assortment Of Wands: Kai Zung's Bombastic Wand The Wizard Kai Zung, who lived just over 300 years ago, was a woman who loved being the center of attention. He manner of dressing, speaking, and just about everything else was colorful in the extreme. It should come as … Continue reading How To Eat
Wiseguys Got Grifted Bad In 1980
....they realized it in 2014 The Doclopedia #3,103 Another Assortment Of Wands: Hevelen's Firewand Welcome, everyone, to another showcase of great wands from the past. Every wand you will see tonight was crafted by the legendary Ozenius of Melland, perhaps the greatest wandmaker in history. Ozenius was born, as best as anyone can figure, it … Continue reading Wiseguys Got Grifted Bad In 1980
This Door Is Not Trapped
...nobody believed it The Doclopedia #3,102 A Few Interesting Places: The Red Dome The Red Dome in Hanjiku City is the crowning glory of the Hanj Empire. A full mile across and 50 meters high at the center, the three levels of business space make it the largest marketplace in the known world. The red … Continue reading This Door Is Not Trapped
Handsome Joe Meet An Elf
...and not on a shelf The Doclopedia #3,101 A Few Interesting Places: The Grey Inn There are many people who will tell you the Grey Inn does not exist. There are an equal number who will tell you it does exist, because they've stayed there. After that, there's not much anybody agrees or disagrees about. … Continue reading Handsome Joe Meet An Elf
I Knew Santa Claus Before He Was Santa Claus
...back when he was just Omar The Doclopedia #3,100 A Few Interesting Places: The Purple Church That the Purple Church, former headquarters of the mastermind known as Zaras, is still standing is a testament to how well it was built. First built in 1891, the builders used massive blocks of granite for the walls. The … Continue reading I Knew Santa Claus Before He Was Santa Claus
Happy Worm Day!
...for happy wormsThe Doclopedia #3,099 A Few Interesting Places: The Golden House The Golden House is one of the best Chinese restaurants in Atom City. The food is delicious, the service is top notch, and the prices are good. Many of the cities superheroes come to eat here, in their secret identities, of course. A … Continue reading Happy Worm Day!
Chapter 361: In Which Our Hero Uses Several Chickens To Outwit The French
...take that, Froggy! The Doclopedia #3,098 A Few Interesting Places: The Yellow Tower Seasoned adventurers traveling through Ques Qual might want to give exploring the Yellow Tower a go. It's easy enough to find, standind 200 feet tall in the middle of the Loxus Valley farmlands. The locals are always willing to sell a group … Continue reading Chapter 361: In Which Our Hero Uses Several Chickens To Outwit The French
11 Things You Need To Know About Pigs
...#5 no bacon jokes The Doclopedia #3,097 A Few Interesting Places: The Blue Tent Out there in the desert, in the loneliest of spots, a lost or wandering traveler might come across the Blue Tent. Woe unto them, because the Blue Tent is home to the greatest of evils, ghuls. These vile creatures lust for … Continue reading 11 Things You Need To Know About Pigs
Big Pete Tries The Fish
...it was tasty The Doclopedia #3,096 A Few Interesting Places: The White Room The White Room is a place where agents go to get their assignments. There are no humans there, but communication with Control is open. The room consists of a stark 15X15X10 white room with only the one door, a small table and … Continue reading Big Pete Tries The Fish
A Magic Bus On Mars
...picking up a very naughty dog and cat The Doclopedia #3,095 Facts About Potions: Water Breathing Potions These are a must for anyone needing to stay underwater for a few hours. They work very well, although the do tasty “fishy”. They are usually problem free, but in about 1 in 1,000 cases, the change to … Continue reading A Magic Bus On Mars
Conversations With Fish
...mostly the cooked kind The Doclopedia #3,094 Facts About Potions: Shrinking Potions These potions are often expensive, but worth every penny. They even taste pretty good. The problem with them is that they'll make you have to pee every 15 minutes or so for maybe 2 hours, so stay hydrated.
Freelance Goofballs Incorporated
...90% of D&D groups The Doclopedia #3,093 Facts About Potions: Strength Potions Strength potions are very popular, especially among fighters and other physically powerful folks. The problem is that strength potions universally taste terrible. Worse yet, you'll be burping horribly for hours.
She’s A Mad Scientist And A Liberal Democrat
...and a humanoid cat The Doclopedia #3,092 Facts About Potions: Polymorph Potions It is almost never mentioned among potion makers, but in about 3% of cases, the shape change can last from a couple of days to a couple of weeks. There is generally nothing one can do about it except try to use the … Continue reading She’s A Mad Scientist And A Liberal Democrat
Pretty Busy For A Dead Guy
...but he looked good The Doclopedia #3,091 Facts About Potions: Invisibility Potions Reports of neuropathic pain, tingling, or numbness are fairly common among people that use this sort of potion. The effects are usually not severe and usually fade in a couple of hours. More severe instances may require a healing potion or, better yet, … Continue reading Pretty Busy For A Dead Guy
My Life Among The Garden Gnomes
...they're not all niceThe Doclopedia #3,090 Facts About Potions: Flight Potions It's pretty widely known that flight potions make most people horny. How horny varies due to age, sex, species, and strength of the potion. Some people are okay with just a quick ruboff, but some get much hornier and need several orgasms to relax.
Cats With Gats, Dogs Riding Hogs
...buncha tough guysThe Doclopedia #3,089 Facts About Potions: Healing Potions In about 10% of cases, drinking a healing potion will give the person drinking it a case of the runs about an hour later. This will last about 2 hours or so. Removal of all armor is recommended.
We Put The Zoo In Zoomies!
...dogs, cats, raccoons, pigs, all zooming The Doclopedia #3,088 Who Is Red?: A Ronin A tip of the bandana to Clyde Lee Graham for the idea. How did I get here? I fell into a hole in the air. It was the fall of your year 1760 and I was walking down a hillside. The … Continue reading We Put The Zoo In Zoomies!
How To Cook A Dragon
...you'll need a dead dragon and a huge oven The Doclopedia #3,087 Who Is Red?: An Antelope A tip of the bandana to Jamie Revell for the idea. NHTA Ministry of Arts Dossier Name: Red Zala Species: Red Fronted Gazelle Age: 12 years Education: Degree in Dance Arts from Gorilla City University, 2017 Current Job: … Continue reading How To Cook A Dragon
Walter On The Ice
...he liked it there The Doclopedia #3,086 Who Is Red?: A Clown A big thank you to Lee Goldberg for the idea. Listen up, kid, cos I'm gonna tell ya 'bout Red Kanosky, Little Red, the greatest damned clown ever. Started clowning with the old Sparks Shows back in '06, when he was 11 years … Continue reading Walter On The Ice
Back Off, Susie Jane!
...just no The Doclopedia #3,085 Who Is Red?: A Commie A hippie style peace sign to Spike Y Jones for the idea. In the office of J. Edgar Hoover, June, 1969. “Here's the file, Director. You were right, this guy is a commie through and through. That nickname, Red, is a perfect fit. As you … Continue reading Back Off, Susie Jane!
The Seriously Romantic, Yet Totally Almost True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy With The Funny Nose
...co-starring her cousin, Sinnamon Bunzy The Doclopedia #3,084 Who Is Red?: A Fixer My big thanks to Colm Lundberg for the idea. Calm down, Danny. Yeah, you're in a world of shit, but I know a guy who might be able to help you out. His name is Red Bellman and he's a fixer. He's … Continue reading The Seriously Romantic, Yet Totally Almost True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy With The Funny Nose
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