...#1: Do peaceful stuff The Doclopedia #3,158 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Chief Richards Jack Richards was 60 years old. He had shitty knees, male … Continue reading Seven Ways To Find Peace
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Uncle Doc Talks To You About Fish
...the kind you eat The Doclopedia #3,157 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Spider The Jervison estate sat on 10 acres of land and had an … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Fish
A Shoe For Bob
...a left shoe The Doclopedia #3,156 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Moon Moon looked and acted exactly like the kind of catering staff that the … Continue reading A Shoe For Bob
Attack Of The Space Amazons
...in Space-O-Rama! The Doclopedia #3,155 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Sister Nell Her name was not really Nell, and she was not any variety of … Continue reading Attack Of The Space Amazons
Good Dogs Don’t Gamble
...mine run a floating crap game The Doclopedia #3,154 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Smooth Paul On the day of the hot job, Smooth Paul … Continue reading Good Dogs Don’t Gamble
Airwaves And Aardvarks
...I have no idea The Doclopedia #3,153 What Happened To Polly: She's Now An Ex-Parrot “My parrot? Dear old Polly? Yes, no longer with me, I'm afraid. Oh, no, not dead. No, she was with my friends and I when we rode into the Western Woods in search of Maleen, the Red Witch. Yes, we … Continue reading Airwaves And Aardvarks
Dragons I Have Ridden
...a surprising number of them The Doclopedia #3,152 What Happened To Polly: Scotty Beamed Her Up “Yeah, dude, we all saw it. Like, the whole TOWN saw it! It was crazy. See, we were there, at graduation, and Polly Morgan was giving her valedictorian speech. You know Polly, right? You met her last year at … Continue reading Dragons I Have Ridden
Higgins The Honey Badger Comes Home
...after a month in MombasaThe Doclopedia #3,151 What Happened To Polly: She Adopted A Basset Hound Like many people, Polly thought basset hounds were lazy, not very bright, and low maintenance. So she adopted a 10 week old puppy she named Sugar. Sugar was very very cute.She also, in the first 6 months, ate two … Continue reading Higgins The Honey Badger Comes Home
Later, We Ate Tacos And Laughed
...but at the moment, we were scaredThe Doclopedia #3,150 What Happened To Polly: Polly Didn't Want A Cracker She wanted some damned real food, but the not nearly as smart or dangerous as he acted Lord Bassingly only had fucking snack food to offer his supposed captives. She ate the damned crackers and cheese, then … Continue reading Later, We Ate Tacos And Laughed
More Songs About Lemons and Squid
...all with a catchy beat The Doclopedia #3,149 Things You Should Not Do: Let The Dogs Out “People ask, “Who Let the Dogs Out?” Well, I'm here to tell you, it doesn't matter who did it, what matters is they're out! Fuckin' dogs out knocking over garbage cans, stealing cars for joyrides, holding up liquor … Continue reading More Songs About Lemons and Squid
Finding Out The Soft Way
...way better than the other way The Doclopedia #3,148 Things You Should Not Do: Read The Book Of Secrets “Damn it, Cavendish, I don't care what eldritch horror might be about to manifest, we are not reading anything in that Book of Secrets. That thing is cursed sixteen ways from Sunday and iy sure as … Continue reading Finding Out The Soft Way
The Way Too Long, But Still Quite Spiffy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bacon Hat
......co-starring her second cousin, Yuri Wamplesquat The Doclopedia #3,147 Things You Should Not Do: Go To Kingville “Look, pardner, you can go ahead into Kingville if you want, but odds are good that you'll end up shot, in jail, or dead. Maybe all three. That town is full of killer outlaws and other damned owlhoots. … Continue reading The Way Too Long, But Still Quite Spiffy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bacon Hat
Fun With Things That Squish
...not eyeballs, Dorothy The Doclopedia #3,146 Things You Should Not Do: Piss Off Big Billy From a plaque located in Hill Giant canyon. It was on 15 Cloud, 1698, that Ivig Griteater stood on this very spot and told Big Billy, the Greater Hill Giant, to “fucking piss off, you ugly whorespawn”. Moments later, Ivig … Continue reading Fun With Things That Squish
A New Red Metal Baby Toy
...worse than the original The Doclopedia #3,145 Things You Should Not Do: Enter The Wrong Code Report from CopBot #D-227 Suspects identified as dangerous rebels reported to be seen at VarComm Labs at 02:15 this morning. Before SecCams were disabled, positive ID was made on “Jokeboy” Fipps, Delores “Slamdoll” Camarena, and “Tulsa Joe” Carson. ID … Continue reading A New Red Metal Baby Toy
This Goat Is For Sale
...because he's a mean bastard The Doclopedia #3,144 Things You Should Not Do: Trust The Blonde “I tell ya, Pete, that dame is poison. Rudy, Jack, Mel and I had a sweet thing going, hijackin' trucks and sellin' the goods down south. We were rakin' in the dough. Could barely keep up with demand. Then … Continue reading This Goat Is For Sale
My Little Brother Is A Level 20 Werewolf In My Video Game
...a new fake anime title The Doclopedia #3,143 Things You Should Not Do: Go Into The Statue Room “We are about to enter the Dungeon of 1,000 Deaths. There are some things you youngsters should know. First off, if water is coming out of a steel pipe anywhere, it's safe to drink. Any other sort … Continue reading My Little Brother Is A Level 20 Werewolf In My Video Game
Uncle Doc Talks to You About False Spring
...don't plant tomatoes! The Doclopedia #3,141 Very Minor Gods: Rembuza, God Of Remembering Song Lyrics “Dude, I affect EVERYONE. I mean, the average person remembers a shitload of song lyrics going all the way back to their earliest years. That's my work, right there. Oh, yerah, it can be pretty funny when somebody over 40 … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks to You About False Spring
Diversions, Excursions & Perversions
...it will be a hell of a vacation The Doclopedia #3,140 Very Minor Gods: Ogomo, God Of Finding Keys “Minor god? Ask some poor frantic person who has been looking for their car keys for 15 minutes how they feel when they find them. They feel pretty damned go, let me tell ya. About then, … Continue reading Diversions, Excursions & Perversions
French Toast And Ice Cream
...YUM!!! The Doclopedia #3,139 Very Minor Gods: Zelina, Goddess Of Sleeping Pets “Oh, they all look so sweet, lying there so deep in slumber. Look, her little legs are twitching because she's dreaming about running! Just darling, isn't it? And then, while they sleep, you get a chance to relax and remember how much you … Continue reading French Toast And Ice Cream
Bubble Of Doom
...doom, I tell ya! The Doclopedia #3,142 Very Minor Gods: Hookins, Goddess Of Minor Good Luck “Five dollar scratcher wins, getting into your car just ahead of the meter maid tagging you, finding out it's 2 for 1 taco day...that's my doing. Life is rough for humans, so if I can give them that little … Continue reading Bubble Of Doom
In This Episode: Bob’s Boss Comes To Dinner
...and he forgets to tell Mary The Doclopedia #3,138 Very Minor Gods: Blattos, God Of Farts “Yeah, yeah, I'm the God of Farts. Laugh it up. Now think about those times you've had discomfort in your guts and a great big fart has come to the rescue. Yeah, then you're thankful for me. Oh, I … Continue reading In This Episode: Bob’s Boss Comes To Dinner
Great Moments In Dice Rolling
...not about my dice The Doclopedia #3,137 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Momsy and Popsy These two retired senior citizens lead a quiet, ordinary life in a normal suburban home. They relate tales of their youthful adventures to their children, grand-children and great grand-children. Friends often visit them. Oh, and they sometimes go … Continue reading Great Moments In Dice Rolling
Handsome Joe Finds A New Friend
...she's a goat named Millie The Doclopedia #3,136 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Ken and Robin Riding from town to town, these two fellows hand out information on all manner of subjects as they search for cryptids, UFOs, and anything occult. They also give out recipes for tasty meals. Sooner or later though, … Continue reading Handsome Joe Finds A New Friend
Try Our Sardine Ice Cream
...all sales are final The Doclopedia #3,135 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Yoyo and Duke They're dogs! They're brothers! They get into wacky predicaments! Yoyo is a Jack Russell Terrier mix and a creators of comic books. He's also a world ranked skate/snow boarder. Duke is a Basset Hound and a computer game … Continue reading Try Our Sardine Ice Cream
Hungry Mooncats
...they love cheese The Doclopedia #3,134 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Nicole and Chris If you think that a suburban dog mom and her former musician husband can't have adventures, you are dead wrong. These two are always encountering bad guys, stupid politicians, and just plain strange people and creatures. They dive into … Continue reading Hungry Mooncats
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