...at night The Doclopedia #3,183 Smells Like Toon Spirit: Norman & Walter On Earth 1-C, in the 1940s, Warner Brothers made 5 cartoons starring a pair of ghosts named Norman and Walter. They were pretty on target spoofs of Bob Hope & Bing Crosby in the “Road” movies they were making over at Paramount. The … Continue reading Walking Along The Haunted Trail
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The Undertaker Baker
...don't eat the cupcakes The Doclopedia #3,182 Overheard At...: The Mad Scientist Lounge “Yes, yes, Victor, we know. Life from dead tissue, lightning, bad brain, etc, etc. You really need to get over it.” “Okay, so it explodes. But what does it actually DO?” “So what if she's a dog? She pulled into the parking … Continue reading The Undertaker Baker
Not In This Issue: Cops, Mops, Flops, Tops, or Pops.
...Pops was a bit offended The Doclopedia #3,181 Overheard At...: The Adventurer's Guild “...and then she punches the werewolf in the face with her silver gauntlet and knocks it right off the cliff. Hahaha! Yeah, I married well.” “Dragon testicles? Have you lost your wizardly mind? No. Not a chance in the 7 Hells, right, … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Cops, Mops, Flops, Tops, or Pops.
Here Comes Spoingy Baxter!
...just spoingin' along The Doclopedia #3,180 Overheard At...: Starbase 11 “And then we transported the deranged Horta right back into their Engineering Deck. Hahaha!” “So, you're sure this smuggling run is easy? My crew and I have heard that before.” “No more patrols for me for a while. I need to get home and lay … Continue reading Here Comes Spoingy Baxter!
Blogification!
...YES! The Doclopedia #3,179 Overheard At...: The Explorer's Club “...and then we heard the waterfall up ahead and Morgan yelled, “Jump out and swim for shore!” Of course, we were already buggered by then.” “So, Doctor, you say this flower has rejuvenate properties? Well then, it seems like an expedition into the Matto Grosso is … Continue reading Blogification!
Looks Like More Hot Snow
...then this summer, it's wet fire The Doclopedia #3,178 Overheard At...: Nick's Bar & Grill “Yeah, they were about to ventilate me good, but then that train whistle blew and the two of 'em jumped and turned toward it. I grabbed one of the bricks and cracked their domes.”“The redhead didn't lie, not once. I … Continue reading Looks Like More Hot Snow
How I Met Bugglepunk Cloverpatch
...he was making a movie The Doclopedia #3,177 Road Signs: Dangerous Curves The dames you'll find up ahead at the diner are nothing but trouble, buddy. You've been warned.
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Vampire Moles Show Up
...damn little bloodsuckers The Doclopedia #3,176 Road Signs: Holy Shit Ahead of you lies a repository of the excrement of one or more gods. Such stuff can help or harm, depending upon the god.
Tonight’s Episode: Hunted By Nuns!
...starring Rich Richmond and Joan Gerrit The Doclopedia #3,175 Road Signs: No Magic Next 30 Miles This, of course, indicates that you are in a zone of no mana for the next 30 miles. No spells will work, magic items stop functioning, and any creature that requires mana to exist, such as dragons, will die
Welcome To Slappy Hour!
...half price drinks in your face! The Doclopedia #3,174 Road Signs: Mating Flurvins Ahead On Earth 18-W, flurvins are elephant sized mammals that resemble the offspring of a wolverine and a cat. They are bad tempered at the best of times, and much worse when the mating season arrives. Do not honk your horn at … Continue reading Welcome To Slappy Hour!
Onion Soap
...people who smell it start crying The Doclopedia #3,173 Road Signs: Bad Turn Ahead On psychic rich Earth 91-J, this sign would indicate a change of luck for the worse. Many folks would just stop the car, curse loudly, then turn around and find another road.
The Case Of The Multiple Time Lords
...as told by Dr. John H. Watson and Sarah Jane Smith The Doclopedia #3,172 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job The Party The party took place 2 days later at a rented community hall in a small town in eastern Maryland. Food and drink of all sorts was available, music was playing, … Continue reading The Case Of The Multiple Time Lords
Goons, Loons, Spoons & Moons
...no dubloons The Doclopedia #3,171 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Queen Bee and Chief Richards As the catering truck she was in was heading for the front gate, Queen Bee gave one last message to the team. “This is your Honey Mama signing off, babies. I'll see you all in the … Continue reading Goons, Loons, Spoons & Moons
Wilbur Wozinski Slept Here
...because he was really tired. The Doclopedia #3,170 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Smooth Paul As the last booms of the fireworks display were echoing off of the hills, Smooth and Lucy left the mansion and sought out her parents. “So, Tom, what did you think of the show?” The Senator … Continue reading Wilbur Wozinski Slept Here
Chapter 991: In Which Out Hero And Alphonse The Talking Goat, Steal A French Ship Of The Line
...those Frenchies were pissed The Doclopedia #3,169 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job The California Kid and Sister Nell After stumbling drunkenly into the restrooms, Nell did indeed take a couple of minutes to pee, while The Kid, ignoring the smell of sick cop barf, used his own small canister of helium … Continue reading Chapter 991: In Which Out Hero And Alphonse The Talking Goat, Steal A French Ship Of The Line
Troublesome Aunties
...givin' them kids too much candy The Doclopedia #3,168 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Spider and Moon With all of the paintings unframed, rolled up and placed into 4 aluminum tubes that were then capped off, Spider and Moon next gathered all of their equipment and left the room for the … Continue reading Troublesome Aunties
Sporadic, But Automatic
.and sometimes emphatic The Doclopedia #3,167 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job The California Kid and Sister Nell Having found the combination to the safe, The Kid and Nell went straight up to the Senator's third floor office. The door was locked, which slowed them down only for the 43 seconds it … Continue reading Sporadic, But Automatic
All About Clean Living
...not my department The Doclopedia #3,166 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Smooth Paul At about the 15 minute mark of the fireworks show, Smooth left Lucy at the balcony railing and went back into the bathroom where his package was. Opening it up, he took out a large folded up piece … Continue reading All About Clean Living
A +3 Hammer Of Toe Smashing
...OUCH!!! The Doclopedia #3,165 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Spider & Moon As soon as the Kid had said “showtime”, Spider was on the move. He dropped the line that would cause both cameras to lower when pulled. After that he was down the tree and putting on his backpack. Everything … Continue reading A +3 Hammer Of Toe Smashing
Begin The Begone
...that's meaningless to anyone under about 65 The Doclopedia #3,164 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Queen Bee In her small section of the catering truck, Queen Bee was getting progress reports from everyone, taking notes, watching the tv screens, and reporting anything interesting or necessary to the California Kid and Spider. … Continue reading Begin The Begone
X-Hens
...mutant chickens! The Doclopedia #3,163 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Chief Richards & The Band Just before the fireworks started Devere and Martin, the two cops stationed at the corner to the southwest of the back yard, radioed to him that their stomachs were cramping and they had to get to … Continue reading X-Hens
The Gravy Gnomes Have Some Fun
...they were drunk on sausage gravy The Doclopedia #3,162 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Sister Nell & The California Kid The band had been hired to play only until the fireworks started, so they were now packing up to leave. Nell helped them load up their 2 vans, then stepped in … Continue reading The Gravy Gnomes Have Some Fun
The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Muskrats Of Potawango Island
...they just wander aimlessly The Doclopedia #3,161 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing Smooth Paul The moment Paul heard Kid give the signal through his earphone, … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Muskrats Of Potawango Island
No Steak For Yoyo!
...or Duke The Doclopedia #3,160 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. The California Kid The man that Chief Richards knew as Mr. Hanson, that Lucy Jervison … Continue reading No Steak For Yoyo!
Sock Machine
...it makes socks The Doclopedia #3,159 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Queen Bee The woman known to the thieving crew as Queen Bee was the … Continue reading Sock Machine
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