...however, we do have some punks The Doclopedia #963 Weights & Measures: 15.75 Light Years Genre: Science Fiction That is exactly how far away the earth-like planet Cormish 4 is from Earth. It is also exactly how far Doctor Fred Cormish and the crew of the “Krazy Katey” (named after his 6 year old … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Skunks, Monks or Drunks
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Behold! Groob, The Terror From The Recycle Bin!
...not a real monster from an old Marvel comic NOTE: For ease of transferring these posts over to my website, I'm going to start including genre tags. The Doclopedia #958 Alt. Zombies: Giant Zombies Genre: Horror, Fantasy It was good that Wizard Nooba Bovarn got out of the Seven … Continue reading Behold! Groob, The Terror From The Recycle Bin!
The Journal Of The American Society Of Two Fisted Heroes
...however, it does include several one fisted heroes and one three fisted hero The Doclopedia #956 Alt. Zombies: Cheese Zombies It all started when the Bigg Cheese Company, largest cheese maker in the world, began using milk from genetically modified cows who were fed genetically modified grains. The thing that triggered the Cheese Zombie … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Society Of Two Fisted Heroes
Weinerdogs In The Haunted House
...it was hella scary! The Doclopedia #954 Things You Should Not Do: Travel Back In Time “It seemed like a good idea at the time, you know. Just use Professor Manjitars time machine to go back and prevent the Great Plague of 1799, thus allowing my country to become the greatest power on Earth … Continue reading Weinerdogs In The Haunted House
Adventure Module V-1: Journey To The Forgotten Temple Of Evilness
...which is haunted by the Scary Monsters of Scariness The Doclopedia #951 Things You Should Not Do: Tamper With The Laws Of Nature “But Herr Doctor, you must not attempt this experiment! If Man had been meant to live alongside the dinosaurs, they would not have died out! The fact that this is 1887 … Continue reading Adventure Module V-1: Journey To The Forgotten Temple Of Evilness
The Wildly Improbable, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Yellow Elephant
...featuring her good friend, Selma Pookinwinkel The Doclopedia #950 Things You Should Not Do: Steal Vink Eggs Despite the fact that the eggs of a Vink are delicious, nutritious and large, you take your life in your hands every time you rob a Vink nest. The female Vink can weigh up to 1,800 pounds and … Continue reading The Wildly Improbable, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Yellow Elephant
Rabbi Bob Goes On A Road Trip With A Turtle
...and two strippers from North Beach The Doclopedia #948 Pie!: Chicken Pot Pie “Ah yes, a most delicious chicken pot pie, don't you agree? Branwell, please convey our pleasure with dinner to Mrs. Zelogny. And ask Walton to set out the reserve brandy. Now, my friends, let us adjourn to my workshop where I … Continue reading Rabbi Bob Goes On A Road Trip With A Turtle
Bubblegum In The Microwave
...an ill advised experiment A long post today, Gentle Readers. The Doclopedia #947 Pie!: Lemon Meringue Pie It was 12:15 on Saturday, May 22, 1966 that Porky Patterson's mother put a nice fresh lemon meringue pie in the fridge for dinner. At 12:45, she left to go visit Porky's Aunt Hilda on the other side … Continue reading Bubblegum In The Microwave
Caution: Blogger May Be Intoxicated!
...heh, heh..."may" be...heh, heh The Doclopedia #946 Pie!: Summerberry Pie “Oh my, now that hit the spot, that did. Nothing like a nice summerberry pie, is there? Puts me in mind of that time Kree, Sonk and I joined up with those elves and humans on that mad journey to find that wizard staff. … Continue reading Caution: Blogger May Be Intoxicated!
Doc Tempest VS The Russian Robots
...from the July, 1956 issue The Doclopedia #944 Pie!: Sausage Pie “Here you go, folks, a nice hot sausage pie. Dig in, but mind that hot gravy. You know, the crust on this one really turned out nice. I think I might be learning how to cook. Heh heh heh. Oh, I learned this … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Russian Robots
The Mystery Of The Innocent Butler
...or was he? Woohoo! New Doclopedia theme today and it all about Pie! Well, OK, pie and other stuff. But, you know, Pie! The Doclopedia #943 Pie!: Blueberry Pie “Yes, ma'am, my partner and I was wondering if you'd have any odd jobs we could do in exchange for maybe a bite to eat of … Continue reading The Mystery Of The Innocent Butler
This Blog Contains Zero Trans Fats
...and no high fructose corn syrup, either! The Doclopedia #942 Islands Of The Circle Sea: Firzogny Island Far up the Balgorz river, where it widens into Lake Firzogny, you'll find Firzogny Island, a mountainous place with thick pine forests, rushing streams and only one small town. It's a peaceful and relaxing place far away … Continue reading This Blog Contains Zero Trans Fats
Not In This Issue: Richard Nixon, Steam Powered Bicycles or Zebra Finches
...we agonized over cutting the zebra finch article The Doclopedia #940 Islands Of The Circle Sea: Black Dragon Island Despite being located a mere 200 miles off the coast of the Corcoro Empire, this island is not claimed by the Corcorites or any other government. Nor will any ship not crewed by madmen get … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Richard Nixon, Steam Powered Bicycles or Zebra Finches
The Rare And Beautiful Six Legged Running Turkey Of Potawango Island
...tasty, but creepy looking and fast The Doclopedia #939 Islands Of The Circle Sea: Skyrise Isle Despite it being a totally ordinary looking island, Skyrise Isle is the most unique bit of real estate on the entire planet of Eltera. Every morning at dawn, this three mile wide island rises 1,000 feet into the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Six Legged Running Turkey Of Potawango Island
Possums In The Flower Pots
...kind of cute, in an ugly way The Doclopedia #937 Islands Of The Circle Sea: The Poadan Islands Located in the Great Southern Bay, the eight Poadan Islands are a delightful rest stop for any mariner. From the smallest (Tornofu, 1.5 miles across) to the largest (Aralonfu, 26 miles long, 5 miles wide) you'll … Continue reading Possums In The Flower Pots
Crazy Jimmy Jumps Out Of A Balloon
...and finds you can't really parachute from 60 feet up The Doclopedia #935 The Alphabet: Y Y is for…Young Explorers League: Boys and girls, do you have a love of the exciting life? Do you enjoy solving mysteries and exploring new places? Are you smart and adaptable to every situation? If so, then the … Continue reading Crazy Jimmy Jumps Out Of A Balloon
Chapter 339: In Which Our Hero, Having Just Freed A Small Town From The Turks, Goes Off In Search Of A Sacred Pudding
...the Blessed Pudding of Saint Obie The Doclopedia #933 The Alphabet: W W is for…War Ducks!: In the 1980s & 90s, there were few graphic novels as popular as the War Ducks! series. Made up of War Ducks! (1983-1986), War Ducks!: Jungle Hell (1987-1991), War Ducks!: The Big Battle (1992-1994) and War Ducks: Hell … Continue reading Chapter 339: In Which Our Hero, Having Just Freed A Small Town From The Turks, Goes Off In Search Of A Sacred Pudding
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Cast The Wrong Spell
...and "Nuclear Flatulence" is ALWAYS the wrong spell! The Doclopedia #932 The Alphabet: V V is for…Violence Suppressor: From the New York Times, May 7th, 1886: Doctor Karellan has invented the Miracle of Our Age in his Violence Suppressor! His recent demonstrations in the Bronx and Manhattan have proven that his device is a … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Cast The Wrong Spell
Rice Creepies
...another cereal that never made it The Doclopedia #930 The Alphabet: T T is for…Tovanite Raiders: On the world of the Circle Sea, the Tovanite Raiders are one of the most feared pirate gangs. Using swift & small, but very tough ships, they attack in swarms of up to a dozen ships. They move … Continue reading Rice Creepies
A Wild Weekend In A Small Town
...that general store will never be the same The Doclopedia #928 The Alphabet: R R is for…Rindi Climber: Among the Tiny Folk of New York City, Rindi Climber is legendary for her skill and bravery. She is also widely thought of as being crazy as a loon. You see, Rindi likes to climb tall … Continue reading A Wild Weekend In A Small Town
Not In This Issue: Italian Shoes, Kumquats or Hydrothermal Vents
...but we do have quilts The Doclopedia #926 The Alphabet: P P is for…Peaches & The Creamettes: These four young ladies (Janet, Katy, Nancy & Dixie) from Atlanta, Georgia, were one of the most popular girl groups of the early 1960s. They first got into the music scene in 1957 when, as sophomores in high … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Italian Shoes, Kumquats or Hydrothermal Vents
Spider And Blondie Encounter Cattle And Goats
...in the middle of the night in the rain The Doclopedia #925 The Alphabet: O O is for…Orbital Eye: Science has no explanation for the Orbital Eye that circles Earth 87. It is known to have entered out solar system sometime in 1966 and reached Earth on March 7, 1969. It orbits at an altitude … Continue reading Spider And Blondie Encounter Cattle And Goats
The Mindbogglingly Convoluted, But Somehow Really Informative, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Charity Treasure Hunt.
...co-starring her favorite teacher, Miss Lena Spozinski The Doclopedia #922 The Alphabet: L Is For... Leaving, Nebraska: The small town of Leaving (population 3,209) is located in the west central portion of the state and would appear to any observer to be a typical small farming community. Being quite a way off the beaten … Continue reading The Mindbogglingly Convoluted, But Somehow Really Informative, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Charity Treasure Hunt.
Doctor Tempest And His Amazing Adventures In The Zombie War
... from the July, 1898 issue The Doclopedia #920 The Alphabet: J Is For... Joozoon Powder: Made from, among other things, the spittle of ancient red dragons and the earwax of a living hell hound, joozoon powder is a primary ingredient in many high lever spells. As one might imagine, it is a rare … Continue reading Doctor Tempest And His Amazing Adventures In The Zombie War
The Rare And Beautiful And Very Large Easily Confused Elephants Of Potawango Island
...in many respects, they are like teenagers The Doclopedia #917 The Alphabet: G Is For... Golden Robots: In 1923, the Eastern European country of Grubansky unleashed an army of golden robots on its two neighboring countries Oxomistan and Anthillia. Within days, they were conquered and the robotic army was heading west. By the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Very Large Easily Confused Elephants Of Potawango Island
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