...with soul I'm up too damned early on a Saturday because I have to be at a safety meeting at work. BLAH! Since I'm up, here are the latest poll results. Our Heroes are in the Adirondacks at Pine Lake Resort, a favorite of rich and powerful families, investigating reports of a a creepy cloaked … Continue reading The California Kid Sings The Early Morning Blues
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Riding On A Moonbeam
...just havin' crazy fun Adventure Creation By Poll: The NPCs Ok, so obviously, not having a REAL poll made lots of you choose not to vote. Pussies! Anyway, here are the winning PCs as chosen by those who DID vote. Team Member NPCs Dr. Lois VanDane, medical doctor Professor Morris Moskowitz, walking encyclopedia Grimsby, gentleman's … Continue reading Riding On A Moonbeam
Snow White And The 7 Dorks
...she ran away after the second day Ok, folks, the poll results are in. We are going to create an adventure for a globe trotting hero pulp game. There will be four players, so I reckon we ought to figure out a few of the NPCs who will be involved with them. EDIT: After three … Continue reading Snow White And The 7 Dorks
I Want A Dog With Short Legs And Loooooooooooooooong Ears
...with apologies to Cake. The song is great, guys. Well, it seems that y'all (according to the poll) want to create a globe trotting hero pulp adventure for 5 people. Still, we have the polls open for about another 23 hours, so that could change if there is heavy voting. In other news, working half … Continue reading I Want A Dog With Short Legs And Loooooooooooooooong Ears
Young Thugs, Mostly Bugs And Slugs With Ugly Mugs, Drink Drugs From Jugs While Riding Pugs
...sometimes, they hugs:) Adventure By Poll: Part One This time, kids, we're gonna design an adventure! More polls after this one is done...in 48 hours!
All Of The Naughty Boys Feared Wendy
...partly because she was ambidextrous Poll Results Well, it looks as tho the preferred apocalypse is Rampaging Dinosaurs (damn you, John Hammond!), which will be fought mostly in Las Vegas. The hot choice in vehicles is the 1966 VW Bug, which will give you shit as far as protection or speed. Fortunately, that flamethrower is … Continue reading All Of The Naughty Boys Feared Wendy
The 349 Things Men Can Never Really Explain To Women
...one of which is our sense of humor New Poll Questions
The Day I Woke Up In A Tree
...which has happened more than once Poll Results Thanks to the SIX of you who participated. Who is Wendy LaTour? A slightly clumsy exotic dancer Who is Alimony Jones? A confidence man who marries rich, lonely women then works the legal system to get regular stipends from them after the divorce. What's in the green … Continue reading The Day I Woke Up In A Tree
You Just Can’t Find Good Squid Juice Anymore
...which is probably a good thing If any of you whine to me about Disney buying Marvel, I swear I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck. Just sayin'. Oh, and go post your ideas for the latest poll.
Like A Spider Making Love To A Fly
...intense, but ending badly I made a stab at being all domesticy and shit today. Grace was out doing stuff so I washed a ton of clothes, washed dishes, watered the garden and tidied up a bit. I was gonna bathe The Girls, but decided to put it off until tomorrow. Then Grace came home, … Continue reading Like A Spider Making Love To A Fly
Pictures At An Extradition
...that one made me groan And The Poll Winner Is... CyberPulp Time & Dimensional Adventures! And why did I have you all vote on these genres? Why, to come up with adventure seeds, of course! 1: Death From Tomorrow: Wealthy and important people are being found nude and disoriented, babbling about having been kidnapped to … Continue reading Pictures At An Extradition
The Yellow Submarine Sandwich
...at the Pepperland Cafe Poll Results Ok, so I should have known that "A Mix Of Any 2 Of The Above" would be the winner. With that in mind, and having just re-read "Weather The Cuckoo Likes", I will use the popular "Cut Ups method to combine the other choices by twos. Please wait one … Continue reading The Yellow Submarine Sandwich
The Kitty Cats Burglarize A PetSmart Store
...but are caught the next morning because they overate and fell asleep Mad Gaming (or is it?) Experiment #26C Our next poll will break down the winning choice into sub-genres.
Who Knew That One Fox Bark Could Incite A Small, Fully Panicked, Riot?
...well, maybe the fox did The Final Walter Question Ok, Gentle Readers, this is the last question about Walter, our working class superhero.
Chapter 122: In Which Our Hero Learns Yiddish, Ice Skates Through Enemy Lines And Invades France
...again Ok, there was no winner in the first poll on Walter's crime fighting duds, so I took the top three and invite y'all to vote again.
Glossy Winged Starlings Of Doom
...also, they'll poop on yer car Walter The Working Class Superhero Ok, time to breal that three way tie over Walter's occupation.
Dehydrated Spatial/Temporal Anomalies
...just add water for an instant Star Trek plot Walter, The Working Class Superhero Ok...so only two people responded to the last Walter question...here's what we determined: Walter has a longtime girlfriend. Her name is Debby. Walter owns three male cats named Larry, Moe & Curly. Walter collects marine invertebrates, mostly tiny jellyfish, tho he … Continue reading Dehydrated Spatial/Temporal Anomalies
Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
...until he learned about wood chippers Poll Results: In the Writing Poll, the clear winner is the modern day OTE style setting. I shall begin writing it tonight and I will keep a running diary/designers notes bit going here. I look forward to your comments, suggestions and criticisms. So far, on the Alphabet Poll, X … Continue reading Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
It’s All Fun and Games Until You Slide Down An Icy Hill Naked
...some body parts should never get that cold Weather Report For Sacramento: Rainy...Windy...Flash flood warnings! What a perfect day for me to be driving a high profile vehicle on I-80. This last weekend was productive, but otherwise kinda blah, mostly due to the weather. I'm thinking next weekend won't be too much different. Here's a … Continue reading It’s All Fun and Games Until You Slide Down An Icy Hill Naked
The Rare And Beautiful Popping Yellow Watermelons Of Potawango Island
...sweet, tasty and mildly dangerous Poll Time I haven't done any polling for awhile, so here's a few to amuse y'all.
Under The Onion Tree
...and other stories Stuff: The Next Generation 1: Hey, you wacky gamers out there! Dundracon is 108 days away and pre-reg goes up to $40.00 in 4 days. If you are going and haven't pre-regged, go do it. If you aren't sure if you are going, just let me say: Have you lost your mind? … Continue reading Under The Onion Tree
A Square Pig In A Round Hole
...aided by bacon grease, no doubt Hey, yo! If you have not yet taken The Latest Brewerton Village Poll, then click that link and do it, homie. You need not be one of the villagers to join the fun. It has been pretty warm here lately...in the mid-80's. This is good news for those of … Continue reading A Square Pig In A Round Hole
Putting Mayonaise On A Cow Is Just Plain Wrong
...even if the cow enjoyed it Last night, My sweet angel and I watched The Incredible Hulk, which we did not see in the theater. Verdict? Better in every way than the Ang Lee effort...with one exception: we both preferred the look of the Hulk in Lee's version. Other than that, this version was fine … Continue reading Putting Mayonaise On A Cow Is Just Plain Wrong
The Incredible Adventure Of Doctor Tempest Versus The Cat Creature
...from the November 1902 edition The Third Brewerton Poll is closed and I will use the info in my final description of the village, which is still a couple of polls away. In the meantime, another poll will be up in a day or so. My attempts (three of them!) to write the "Stolen Cop … Continue reading The Incredible Adventure Of Doctor Tempest Versus The Cat Creature
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Buggered By A Mutant Echidna
...like, OW! Just A Big Ol' Bunch O' Stuff 1: Watched the debate...decided that, besides being an out of touch old motherfucker, McCain has something wrong with him, possibly of a neurological order. 2: I've been thinking a lot about the basic premise of City of Ember and I'm damned if it couldn't be ported … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Buggered By A Mutant Echidna