...with special extra squishy cover padding Village Poll #3 But first, some facts about our village... 1: The village name is Brewerton, due to the fact that it is a near perfect place to brew beer. Additionally, the native yeasts make it a darned fine place to be a baker, too. 2: The Mayor, one … Continue reading A Child’s Book Of Very Squishy Things
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Chapter 432: In Which Our Hero Wrestles The Devil, Greases A Pig And Rescues Young Lucy From Ninjas
...all while avoiding the evil duke's men Great Gobs O' Stuff Happy Birthday to robin_d_laws, who is, I assure you, as fine a fellow as you'll ever meet and one of the best game designers in the history of the art form. The Second Village Poll is closed and megdeon and boundfate missed Last Call. … Continue reading Chapter 432: In Which Our Hero Wrestles The Devil, Greases A Pig And Rescues Young Lucy From Ninjas
The Five Blue Budgies At The Earths Core
...where they are promptly eaten by dinosaurs LAST CALL TO TAKE VILLAGE POLL #2! This is for... mechanteanemone megdeon robin_d_laws sammywol boundfate , who have yet to take the Second Village Poll yet. Please do so before Sunday night, or else I shall do it for you, which will no doubt cause you no end … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies At The Earths Core
Silver Eyed Flying Gerbilspiders
...a product of too much rum The Village Creation Poll, Part 2, Is Open
Ham Grenades
...made from explosive hogs The Village Creation Poll, Part 1, is closed The poll is closed and we have the major movers & shakers in our village. But fear not, those of you who were too timid/lazy/afraid to participate in the first poll: You'll ALL be able to do some voting soon enough. However, the … Continue reading Ham Grenades
Captain Redbeard Versus The Army Of Neat & Tidy Robots
...a thrilling tale of action, adventure and good hygiene Ok, so I've got another Poll Based RPG Experiment in my head. This time, it's all about populating a village. So anyway, here goes...(it should be pretty self explanatory, at least in this early part)
A Day At The Pork Festival
...actually, it's not festive if you're a pig Well, voting closed on the latest poll and it was a tie. As always, ties are broken by me, so I cast my vote for Episodes From My Wild & Misspent Youth. I may regret doing that, but telling true life adventures about myself is easier than … Continue reading A Day At The Pork Festival
Doc Tempest VS The Killer In Yellow
...from the July, 1956 issue Just to prove that I'm still insane, I walked 5.1 miles today in a mere 98 minutes...in 96 degree heat. I was pretty well wiped out when I got home, but I've bounced back pretty well. Mind you, those miles were walked without Daisy, whom I walked another 1.5 miles … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Killer In Yellow
The Natural History Of The Mousebird
...with many color photographs Please vote in the Uncle Doc Gets Creative poll I'm kind of amazed that "End of Civilization" or "My Wild & Misspent Youth" aren't doing better. I guess I forgot that "Superheroes & Supervillains" would draw geeks like a moth to a flame:) Oh, by the way, superhero voters, there won't … Continue reading The Natural History Of The Mousebird
Radioactive Fish Products
...that's some dangerous sushi So, I've been thinking that I want to do one of my creative writing exercises during the month of September. Something I must do every day of the month, sorta like I had planned for the 365 Days, 365 Characters thing back in 2006. Not that thinking up a new Subject … Continue reading Radioactive Fish Products
Raising Hell For Fun and Profit
...mostly for fun Well, Dear Readers, it would seem that the polls I posted the other day were rather popular. So, in absence of anything new or interesting to post, here are a couple more time wasting posts. Note: The following poll may offend Republicans who voted for Bush twice. If so, to them I … Continue reading Raising Hell For Fun and Profit
The Horticultural Whore Moves Up The Evolutionary Scale
...but can it last? After years of going out and working in the garden for 3-4 hours at a whack...on hot days like today...and getting exhausted and even getting a bit of heatstroke...I have changed my ways. Starting today, I'm trying a new way of gardening when the temp is over 90. I go out, … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Moves Up The Evolutionary Scale
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets A D4 In The Eye
...and D8's are even worse It has been pointed out that I neglected to specify what breed/size of dog Lucky, Hawk Hawkins best friend, is. Well, Lucky is an All American Mutt. While there is definitely some terrier in his background, there are also indications of Basset or Beagle, Retriever, Border Collie and perhaps a … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets A D4 In The Eye
Harold Liked The Zoomy Girls
...and they liked Harold Pulp Character Creation Poll Our ace aviator, Captain Hawk Hawkins, owns one of the best known flying services in the Carribean. His base is located not far from Kingston, Jamaica and includes his home, three hangars and several workshops. Hawk shares his home with his best friend, his dog Lucky, and … Continue reading Harold Liked The Zoomy Girls
The Rat Brothers Paint A House
...with tiny little rat sized brushes Poll Results Altho voting was spread out all over the place, OTE Style High Weirdness won with 4 votes. Now, that doesn't mean I'll be running an OTE game, but it does help me focus my thoughts. As for the Pulp Character Poll, the winner was Ace Pilot and … Continue reading The Rat Brothers Paint A House
FooFoo, The Happy Marmot
...and his drunken little woodland pals Poll Results Wow...voting was all over the place on this one, but the winner is Ace Pilot. We'll start working on him/her tomorrow. Now, let's do another poll and help Uncle Doc figure out what game/games he wants to run at GenCon. And now I'm off to walk the … Continue reading FooFoo, The Happy Marmot
Thunderboy And The Agents Of Madness
...time for a little boom boom Sssstuuuuuuuuuffffffff 1: Jerry Falwell died. Good! I'm sorry the motherfucker didn't suffer more. If he had never done anything worse than help get that fucking scumbag Reagan elected, he would still be deserved of a trip to Hell. 2: Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson are teaming up to do … Continue reading Thunderboy And The Agents Of Madness
The Mystery Of The One Eyed Dog And Her Older Sister
...the mystery being how they can eat pig ears so damned fast ::Begin Mr. T Impersonation:: Hey, y'all! I pity the fool who doesn't go back a couple of posts and do the poll for Violet's skills! There'll be pain for all y'all who don't do as I say! ::End Mr. T Impersonation::
Groovy Golden Gophers
...cool, man Well, folks, here is the semi-final poll for our creation of Violet LaFlamme. I'll use the results of this poll to create the final poll. Note: We'll assume that, being a reporter, Violet has the Investigation, Research, Fast Talk, Interrogation, Pro Writer, Photography and Spot Clue skills. Now let's see what other skills … Continue reading Groovy Golden Gophers
Pogundamaguna
...huh? Pulp Character Creation Poll Results Violet has some very good friends and trusted contacts who help her in her role as a crusading reporter. Number one among them is City Councilman Bill Wynoski, who keeps her informed about the goings on ay city hall. If anything smells of corruption, he gets word to Violet. … Continue reading Pogundamaguna
The Secret Meadow Of The Nekkid Hippies
...last visited in 1975 Health Update My leg is greatly improved, but Grace still has me restricted to sitting with it elevated. Besides being somewhat boring (it's sunny out and my garden is calling to me!), my ass (what little there is of it)is in danger of assuming the shape of this recliner seat! Going … Continue reading The Secret Meadow Of The Nekkid Hippies
Harry Potter And The Buggering Broomstick
...it's a particularly nasty spell So I'm over on RPGnet and I see this... http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=324535 ...which naturally got me thinking. Part of my reply was... Naturally, the Empire of D20 (based upon the Realm of D&D) would be huge, tho slowly fragmenting into independent baronies. The Land of the Vampire Storytellers would be pretty big … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Buggering Broomstick
The Adventures Of Captain Chipmunk
...and his sidekick, Larry the Wonder Mole Pulp Character Creation Poll #5 Today, we'll be tossing out personality traits that'll go on poll #6. And now I'm off to work.
Bonky, The Cartoon Skunk
...and his wacky pals Well, my little cheeseburgers, here is the latest character creation poll. It is, in large part, made up of your answers to the last poll...with a few bits added. So far, we know that Violet dresses conservatively, wears a trenchcoat and always wears a green ribbon in her hair. Now let's … Continue reading Bonky, The Cartoon Skunk
The Explosion Was Not My Fault
...I was miles away with the jusdge's daughter Violet LaFlamme, Crusading Reporter Now that we know her name and have her character type/profession, let's see what Violet looks like. I'll choose several answers from THIS poll to create the next poll, so feel free to be as general or specific as you like. And now, … Continue reading The Explosion Was Not My Fault