…mostly for fun
Well, Dear Readers, it would seem that the polls I posted the other day were rather popular. So, in absence of anything new or interesting to post, here are a couple more time wasting posts.
Note: The following poll may offend Republicans who voted for Bush twice. If so, to them I say: fuck you.
First poll is cruel. Too many choices! Why can’t I have 4, 6, 7 and 9?!
All of the above, plus a few more for good measure. See “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “One More Minute” for suggestions.
-Lori
To the first poll I say, “Embrace the power of and.”
Make him my bitch, using the popular prison shower method
Sorry, but I am NOT sticking my dick in that asshole. Or his butt for that matter.
I’d like to post “Spank his bare ass repeatedly with a fresh whole red snapper while Wagner’s “Flight of the Valkyries” plays in the background” as a write-in, please.
Subtitute “Iraq” for “Afghanistan” in number 6, and I’m there.