...but I'm sure they'll all be back soon BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The Doclopedia will start back up on August 21st! This year, my self imposed challenge is 750 entries in 365 days! Yes, that is indeed just over two entries per day. Yes, I may well have finally gone 'round the bend. While I plan … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Red Pandas, LOLcats or Humorous Basset Hounds
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The Totally Sappy, Yet Still Quite Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty and The Magical Party Dress
...co-starring her pet kitty, Ozymandias Hey, folks, remember to go over to my Facebook page and vote in the poll after you read this! Amnesia & Magic Part Four It doesn't take a genius to figure out that the man and woman with him are his parents. He's looking even better than the … Continue reading The Totally Sappy, Yet Still Quite Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty and The Magical Party Dress
Lawyers, Buns & Honey
...a much sweeter song than the one Warren Zevon wrote Ok, here are the final two posts for After The Change Came: Series 3. On or about Tuesday, I'll start the Audience Participation Story. After The Change Came Series 3 A Morning For Girding One's Loins I have just finished eating a tasty breakfast … Continue reading Lawyers, Buns & Honey
Fat Cats Using Bats Chased Rats With Flat Hats Into Vats Full Of Gnats
...some were wearing spats ANNOUNCEMENT Ok, so I'll be ending the latest "After The Change Came" series by about Friday. After that, I have a storytelling/worldbuilding idea in mind. It will be an audience participation thing, with questions being asked on my Facebook page and the results being posted on my blog. I'm thinking two … Continue reading Fat Cats Using Bats Chased Rats With Flat Hats Into Vats Full Of Gnats
Bog Water On The Rocks
...with a side of snake squeezins! I'm Not Dead Yet! This is just a wee bit of a post to let y'all know that I'm still here, even though I haven't posted in 12 days. I took a few days off from most writing and am now using my limited writing time to work … Continue reading Bog Water On The Rocks
My Life Among The Other Worlds
...closes a chapter tonight Wow...I actually made it to my 1,000th Doclopedia post. I'm amazed and impressed with myself and a little bit sad and a bunch relieved. I want to thank those of you who have read and commented on these bits of imaginative rambling over the years. Please don't think this is the … Continue reading My Life Among The Other Worlds
Sly Cockatoos Disrupted My Revelry
...and then they laughed...sob...they laughed! The Doclopedia #977 The Strange Corners Chronicle: September 9, 1861 ODD LIGHTNING IS EXPLAINED The bright flashes of light that were seen east of town the last three nights have been explained by Doctor Strange. It seems the good doctor and his friend Victor Franklin have been doing some … Continue reading Sly Cockatoos Disrupted My Revelry
Chapter 339: In Which Our Hero, Having Just Freed A Small Town From The Turks, Goes Off In Search Of A Sacred Pudding
...the Blessed Pudding of Saint Obie The Doclopedia #933 The Alphabet: W W is for…War Ducks!: In the 1980s & 90s, there were few graphic novels as popular as the War Ducks! series. Made up of War Ducks! (1983-1986), War Ducks!: Jungle Hell (1987-1991), War Ducks!: The Big Battle (1992-1994) and War Ducks: Hell … Continue reading Chapter 339: In Which Our Hero, Having Just Freed A Small Town From The Turks, Goes Off In Search Of A Sacred Pudding
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Cast The Wrong Spell
...and "Nuclear Flatulence" is ALWAYS the wrong spell! The Doclopedia #932 The Alphabet: V V is for…Violence Suppressor: From the New York Times, May 7th, 1886: Doctor Karellan has invented the Miracle of Our Age in his Violence Suppressor! His recent demonstrations in the Bronx and Manhattan have proven that his device is a … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Cast The Wrong Spell
A Wild Weekend In A Small Town
...that general store will never be the same The Doclopedia #928 The Alphabet: R R is for…Rindi Climber: Among the Tiny Folk of New York City, Rindi Climber is legendary for her skill and bravery. She is also widely thought of as being crazy as a loon. You see, Rindi likes to climb tall … Continue reading A Wild Weekend In A Small Town
Spider And Blondie Encounter Cattle And Goats
...in the middle of the night in the rain The Doclopedia #925 The Alphabet: O O is for…Orbital Eye: Science has no explanation for the Orbital Eye that circles Earth 87. It is known to have entered out solar system sometime in 1966 and reached Earth on March 7, 1969. It orbits at an altitude … Continue reading Spider And Blondie Encounter Cattle And Goats
Doctor Tempest And His Amazing Adventures In The Zombie War
... from the July, 1898 issue The Doclopedia #920 The Alphabet: J Is For... Joozoon Powder: Made from, among other things, the spittle of ancient red dragons and the earwax of a living hell hound, joozoon powder is a primary ingredient in many high lever spells. As one might imagine, it is a rare … Continue reading Doctor Tempest And His Amazing Adventures In The Zombie War
The Rare And Beautiful And Very Large Easily Confused Elephants Of Potawango Island
...in many respects, they are like teenagers The Doclopedia #917 The Alphabet: G Is For... Golden Robots: In 1923, the Eastern European country of Grubansky unleashed an army of golden robots on its two neighboring countries Oxomistan and Anthillia. Within days, they were conquered and the robotic army was heading west. By the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Very Large Easily Confused Elephants Of Potawango Island
Floggy, The S&M Cat
...NOT a story for children Doc Update 1: A few weeks ago, I straightened up the game room and turned it into a game room/writing room. This weekend, my madness is forcing me to re-do the library so you can actually walk through it and use the treadmill. 2: If you are going to Dundracon in … Continue reading Floggy, The S&M Cat
The Seriously Delayed, But Still Quite Holiday Oriented, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Roast Beast
...featuring her pet pig, Antonio So I almost wrote a novel, with commentary on how it came to this. This year, I plunged headlong into NaNoWriMo and, by virtue of determination, lack of sleep and madness, cranked out 50,551 words that added up to about 95% of a first draft for a novel that might … Continue reading The Seriously Delayed, But Still Quite Holiday Oriented, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Roast Beast
Lucy & Sasha Versus Satan’s Kitty
...mostly, Satan's Kitty just sat on the fence and yawned while they barked The Doclopedia #881 Random Stuff!: El Wimpo The masked wrestler known as El Wimpo was, at first glance, not anybody that you would bet on to win a wrestling match. Standing 5'4” tall and weighing just 110 pounds, most other wrestlers … Continue reading Lucy & Sasha Versus Satan’s Kitty
The Rare And Beautiful Blue Furred Monkeybats Of Potawango Island
...they fling poo, but it smells like lavender The Doclopedia #877 Random Stuff!: How To Survive A Zombie Rising When the zombies started raising hell on May 7th, 2009, Max Lanofsky was the first person in his neighborhood to know about it, because his cousin Adam called him from the Air Force base and … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Blue Furred Monkeybats Of Potawango Island
This Blog Is Not Really Here
...if you can see it, maybe you aren't here either The Doclopedia #873 Random Stuff!: Umik The Odd Umik was always a bit strange, but that was not too big a deal in the Clan of the Red Bear. Life in the far northern forests was enough to make anybody, even a mighty … Continue reading This Blog Is Not Really Here
The Sad Ballad Of Jim The Jackalope
...coyotes sing four part harmony The Doclopedia #870 Random Stuff!: Ratburger After a terrible screw up with GMO grains in 2014, most of the cattle, goats, sheep, poultry & pigs on the planet died out. You might think this would be terrible news for the nutrition of the human populace, but at the … Continue reading The Sad Ballad Of Jim The Jackalope
Soybean Stew
...healthy and fartilicious! The Doclopedia #867 Random Stuff!: Zebra Fever On Earth 22A, in the year 1966, a strange plague ravaged the planet, causing all humans to develop streaky skin colors that included skin tones from all the various ethnic groups. In addition, everyone developed curly red hair, green eyes and full lips. By the … Continue reading Soybean Stew
The Bear Liberation Front
...they're coming for you, Steven Colbert The Doclopedia #865 Random Stuff!: Britwan (AKA The Britwish Isles) Britwan is made up of three main islands (Britwan, Dorland & Litria) and 47 smaller islands, the largest of which is Woygon and the smallest of which is North Rock. All of the islands were “conquered” by … Continue reading The Bear Liberation Front
The Totally Spooky And Very Halloweeny Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Killer Pumpkin
...c0-starring her new best pal, Partly Green George The Doclopedia #860 Top Ten Lists!: Bad New Product Ideas 10: Vegetable Goo In A Can 9: Artificial Rutabaga Flavored Whipped Topping 8: Ultra Thin Toilet Paper 7: Frozen Goat Eyes On A Stick 6: Sushi Flavored Toothpaste 5: Chlorophyll Cola 4: Liversicles 3: Cream … Continue reading The Totally Spooky And Very Halloweeny Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Killer Pumpkin
Minnows In A Milk Glass
...that's pretty unexpected The Doclopedia #858 Top Ten Lists!: Movie Monsters That Never Caught On 10: Baby Mummy 9: Weresloth 8: Vampire who hungers for sweat 7: 200 foot tall penguin 6: Werenewt 5: Terminator robot built to look like a Yorkshire Terrier 4: The invisible guy in the visible wheelchair 3: The … Continue reading Minnows In A Milk Glass
National “Take A Moose To Lunch” Week
...it's fun, if you don't mind standing in a pond The Doclopedia #856 Top Ten Lists!: Headlines From A Pet Tabloid 10: Sex lives of Humans: Hilarious and strange! 9: Underwear addiction: One Dog's horror story! 8: I was a lap Cat for Elvis! 7: Lose weight on the toilet water diet! 6: … Continue reading National “Take A Moose To Lunch” Week
Handsome Joe And His Pals Play In The Mud
...what a bunch of dirty puppies, kittens & bunnies! The Doclopedia #855 Alt. Elections & Debates: Kennedy VS Nixon In our world, thew first debate between John Kennedy and Richard Nixon is one of the most famous of all and it turned the election for Kennedy, who won by a very narrow margin. … Continue reading Handsome Joe And His Pals Play In The Mud
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