...I need that book The Doclopedia #853 Alt. Elections & Debates: Simmons VS Leong VS Espinosa VS Jyrzinski On Earth 4G, U.S. politics is a whole lot more convoluted than it is here. For example, take the 1996 election for president, in which candidates from the top four parties all had enough backing, … Continue reading How To Look Really Cool While Screwing Up
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Deceptive Lobsters Bilked My Shrimp
...they bilked them out of a million clams The Doclopedia #848 Fandom Across The Multiverse: Fans Of “The Incredible Dr. Monster” The very low budget ($2,000.00) horror movie “The Incredible Dr. Monster” should have vanished from the public mind about ten seconds ofter it came out on the drive in circuit back in … Continue reading Deceptive Lobsters Bilked My Shrimp
The Guy, The Girl And The Clockwork Monkey
...a story of love, adventure and steam power. The Doclopedia #846 Fandom Across The Multiverse: Fans Of “Parrots & Perils” Now days, there are hundreds of roleplaying games to choose from. No matter what genre or sub-genre or sub-sub-genre you want to play in, chances are you can find an RPG that covers … Continue reading The Guy, The Girl And The Clockwork Monkey
More Songs About Livestock And Cars
...title of the third album by Walking Neds The Doclopedia #845 Fandom Across The Multiverse: Fans Of “Gary's Pet Shop” Even by the low standards of network television in the 1970s, “Gary's Pet Shop” was less than great. Actually, it was full of corny humor, racial stereoypes, lame storylines and low … Continue reading More Songs About Livestock And Cars
Doc Tempest: Dungeons & Doomsday
...from the November, 1986 issue The Doclopedia #844 Special Cases: The DVD/Blu Ray Case Of Great Movies This most wonderful case will hold a single DVD or Blu Ray disc. The case is completely black and made of something that feels like glass, but cannot be scratched or broken. If you put a … Continue reading Doc Tempest: Dungeons & Doomsday
This Week’s Episode: Nellie Teaches Mack A Lesson
...and it involves a pig, a mule and $5.60 The Doclopedia #842 Special Cases: The Traveling Suitcase Yet another case that can take you places, this large suitcase made in 1931 is covered in stickers from cities all over the world. 89 of them, to be precise. To travel to any one of … Continue reading This Week’s Episode: Nellie Teaches Mack A Lesson
Automatic Lizards
...say goodbye to those old manual lizards The Doclopedia #839 Special Cases: The Marvelous Case Of Wine Wine lovers would kill to own this, because once you put a bottle in each of the 24 slots of this case, the exact same bottle will always appear in that slot when you take a bottle … Continue reading Automatic Lizards
Lester Fenwick, Super Plumber!
...faster than a speeding hair clog! Once again, we end one theme and go right into the next! The Doclopedia #835 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: Cool Sounding Weapons List 1: The Sword of Mighty Power 2: +3 Shotgun of Zombie Slaying 3: Bullwhip of Strangling 4: The Battle Axe of … Continue reading Lester Fenwick, Super Plumber!
Dog Rice: The Perfect Food?
...for dogs! The Doclopedia #821 Weights & Measures: 56.75 Pounds 16.75 pounds is the weight of the dead alien that was pulled from a small spacecraft that crashed onto the field during Superbowl XXXIV. Given that tens of millions of people from around the world witnessed the event, which killed 5 players and injured … Continue reading Dog Rice: The Perfect Food?
Chapter 577: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By Ted The Basset Hound And A Halfwitted American, Breaks Into The Church Bank And Steals A Ton Of Gold
...the American was of little use, actually. The Doclopedia #819 Weights & Measures: 1.25 Cups This is the volume of the Great Protoplasmic Blob when it was initially created by Professor Kimbly on May 3rd, 1883, just 21 days before it destroyed London. At first, the GPB was kind of cute, in a blobby … Continue reading Chapter 577: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By Ted The Basset Hound And A Halfwitted American, Breaks Into The Church Bank And Steals A Ton Of Gold
Adventure Module Y-1: Attack Of The Gopher People
...the first of a trilogy The Doclopedia #810 My Evil Twin: Edmund (Edmund Metheny) The Evil Twin of Edmund Metheny is Edmund Metheny, a humorless S.O.B. who fell trough an interdimensional rift into our universe. This dominating, cruel and heartless scumbag is the band of Edmund's existence. In addition, Evil Twin Ed has … Continue reading Adventure Module Y-1: Attack Of The Gopher People
The Adventure Of The Cornwall Creeper
...as told by Dr. John H. Watson, MD The Doclopedia #808 My Evil Twin: La Strega (Diane Russom Harrison) Nobody knows for sure why La Strega is spying on Diane, but she insists that “that bitch” is, in fact, watching her every move. Actually, nobody in Diane's family has ever even seen La Strega, … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Cornwall Creeper
Six Million Yellow Hippos
...your mental image for the day The Doclopedia #806 My Evil Twin: Arthur Whitmore (Brandon Blackmoor) For the first 25 years of his life, Brandon Blackmoor was completely unaware that he even had an Evil Twin. Oh sure, every once in a while he'd notice a shadowy figure watching him from an alley, but he … Continue reading Six Million Yellow Hippos
Pee Wee Santos And The Death Ride Of Terror
...for years after that, Pee Wee had a nervous tic The Doclopedia #805 My Evil Twin: Zimondo (Simon Rogers) No doubt about it, Simon Rogers was a darned good looking man. With his devilish good looks and impeccable fashion sense, Simon was admired by men and lusted after by women. He looked so good … Continue reading Pee Wee Santos And The Death Ride Of Terror
I Rested My Kindle On An IPad In A Nook
...and suddenly gained super powers! The Doclopedia #804 My Evil Twin: Francis Mary (Mary Garrett) Mary Francis was, by and large, a very nice lady. Everyone she met agreed that she was helpful, pleasant and generally not a troublemaker. She was just a really sweet and average kind of person. When her Evil Twin, … Continue reading I Rested My Kindle On An IPad In A Nook
Not In This Issue: Cookies, Smelt And Canadian Humor
...despite the fact that I know many humorous Canadians The Doclopedia #803 The Birds & The Bees: Making Love The Mutant Way Well, it all depends on what kind of mutant you are, don't it? I mean, if your a human/dog mutant, the sex is all casual and such. Oh, sure once it … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Cookies, Smelt And Canadian Humor
Handsome Joe Has A Dream
...he dreams about hotdogs and a new squeaky toy. The Doclopedia #800 The Birds & The Bees: Sex on Altairus 3 The Important thing to remember, young hatchling, it that every female receptive to breeding is an insane female. If you do not approach them properly, they will slay you, then eat you. Approach … Continue reading Handsome Joe Has A Dream
Yellow Goats
...and blue pigs The Doclopedia #759 Unusual Small Towns: Critter City, Texas Way back in the early decades of the 20th century, Wilted Springs, Texas, was a famous resort town that brought in people from all over the south and southwest. They would swim in the famous springs, stay at the luxury hotels and … Continue reading Yellow Goats
Adventure Module Z-1: Secret Of The Pirate’s Tomb
...ooh, spooky! A reminder to you, Gentle Readers, that the 2012 DogCon 5 trip/con report will start up on August 2 (this coming Thursday) right here on this blog. We'll have 11 folks plus 5 pets (3 of them imaginary and all 5 doing commentary) on the bus this year and we'll be taking … Continue reading Adventure Module Z-1: Secret Of The Pirate’s Tomb
It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
...who knew that a blender could explode? The Doclopedia #660 Dangerous Animals!: Puppies! From the Republican Party pamphlet “The Puppy Menace”, 1953 “It is exactly this cute, helpless look that allows the Puppy to infiltrate our government, our military, our businesses and even our homes. Americans are kindhearted people and Puppies use this against us. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
Handsome Joe Gets A New House
...with three doggie doors! The Doclopedia #657 Dangerous Animals!: Ducklings! “Alpha Charlie to Base...Alpha Charlie to Base! We've encountered the enemy at coordinates Foxtrot One Niner, near the long pond. Jesus, there must be ten thousand Quackies! Enemy is moving fast, really fast. Estimate twenty percent of our forces got hit by the Cuteness … Continue reading Handsome Joe Gets A New House
Hot Bloggage! Now Only $5.25 Per Pound
...when purchased in the 20 pound Family Pack The Doclopedia #656 Dangerous Animals!: Kittens! Oh sure, Citizen, a kitten may look cute, but they are very dangerous. Every year, upwards of 5,000 people are killed and eaten by roving prides of kittens! They usually send out one member of the pride, the alpha male, … Continue reading Hot Bloggage! Now Only $5.25 Per Pound
My Moral Compass Is Off By Several Degrees
...not that I let that stop me The Doclopedia #655 Warning Labels: Deep Fried Fleems WARNING: Deep Fried Fleems are VERY HOT! Do not insert them into your nutrient intake orifice until they have cooled off a bit. (Not: Glaxians, Korrdruu & X'XaaanXaa may ignore that warning) If your body is unable to process high … Continue reading My Moral Compass Is Off By Several Degrees
Miniature Robot Fighter Fujiku
...yet another fake anime titls The Doclopedia #653 Warning Labels: Zom-B-Gone WARNING: Zom-B-Gone is formulated for protection against zombies and other forms of the walking dead. Do not use for protection against living creatures, especially dinosaurs. Avoid getting Zom-B-Gone on your skin or in your eyes. Should this happen, shower immediately using BioKleen soap. … Continue reading Miniature Robot Fighter Fujiku
My Brain Is On Vacation
...and it hasn't sent me a postcard The Doclopedia #650 Warning Labels: Groombot 5000 WARNING: Groombot 5000 is not recommended for bitches in the final two weeks of pregnancy, or nursing bitches with pups under 3 weeks of age. Pups under the age of 14 weeks should not use Groombot 5000. Canines who are … Continue reading My Brain Is On Vacation
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