...man, even for me that was bad Ok, so here is my big announcement, followed by a bunch of other stuff behind the cut. I'm going to put up a website that will have a big bunch of RPG related stuff on it. Characters, settings, gadgets, creatures, cultures, adventure seeds, adventure frameworks, series ideas and … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Gym Spocks, Global Worming, Sax & Violins, LOLrats Or Buysexuality
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The Five Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians
...with the aid of Sherlock Hornbill, Crownacki the Ghost Finder and a teenage Duck Savage STUFF 1: The most recent recent poll will close tonight after I get home from work. One question is tied right now, so if you haven't voted, now's yer chance, pilgrim. 2: Somewhere between tonight and Friday night, I'll be … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians
Voracious Pigs Ate All Of My Endive
...grilled, with olive oil and sea salt The As Completed As We're Gonna Do It Here Poll Created Adventure Ya know, this was supposed to be a globe trotting pulp adventure, but we forgot to add any exotic locales. In light of that, I hereby declare this Part One of a two part globe trotting … Continue reading Voracious Pigs Ate All Of My Endive
Mexican Jenny Runs Nekkid In The Redwoods
...midsummer, 1978 Adventure Design By Poll: Part...I can't remember Ok, folks, wehave a winner in the strange power category...our creepy cloaked figure can summon up a thick eerie fog. Let's see now...we have...a genre...NPCs of all types...a setting...a bad guy with strange powers...Hmmm...I think we need some more specific locations within our Resort Area setting.
The Rare And Beautiful Cerulean Wombat Of Potawango Island
...they build nests out of shredded tabloids The Good News: I still have a job. The Bad News: My hours have been cut by 55% I will certainly be glad when Life stops offering me so many challenging financial adventures.
George, The Albino Donkey, Strikes Again!
...he's a rascal, that George Keyboard on laptop disconnected pending replacement. Using external keyboard. Like it better, actually.
Orange Parrots Playing In The Trees
...squawk! Enhanced cross-postings from Facebook Just submitted my game proposal for DunDraCon. It's titled "Kill The Wabbit!" It'll be all about hilarious homicide in February, kids! Man, these hounds of mine are some watermelon loving girls! They are scarfing it down as fast as I can slice pieces off for them. Winker has had at … Continue reading Orange Parrots Playing In The Trees
The Day I Woke Up In A Tree
...which has happened more than once Poll Results Thanks to the SIX of you who participated. Who is Wendy LaTour? A slightly clumsy exotic dancer Who is Alimony Jones? A confidence man who marries rich, lonely women then works the legal system to get regular stipends from them after the divorce. What's in the green … Continue reading The Day I Woke Up In A Tree
The Highly Improbable, Yet Totally True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Parrot Who Played D&D
...featuring her favorite cousin, Sunflower Stuff! 1: Our poor little Winker is in heat and it is pretty stressful for her. I wish we could get her spayed, but her heart murmur precludes putting her under sedation. During her next check up, I'm gonna ask the vet if there are any drugs that can at … Continue reading The Highly Improbable, Yet Totally True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Parrot Who Played D&D
You Just Can’t Find Good Squid Juice Anymore
...which is probably a good thing If any of you whine to me about Disney buying Marvel, I swear I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck. Just sayin'. Oh, and go post your ideas for the latest poll.
Like A Spider Making Love To A Fly
...intense, but ending badly I made a stab at being all domesticy and shit today. Grace was out doing stuff so I washed a ton of clothes, washed dishes, watered the garden and tidied up a bit. I was gonna bathe The Girls, but decided to put it off until tomorrow. Then Grace came home, … Continue reading Like A Spider Making Love To A Fly
Doc Tempest VS The Zombies Of Broadway
...from the November, 1955 issue Screwy weather here today. It's overcast outside, yet we are supposed to have temps near 100. WTF? Took Lucy out to pee a few minutes ago and damned near got hit in the face by a hummingbird. That's like the 15th time that has happened since we moved here. I'm … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Zombies Of Broadway
Pain Is Just Natures Way Of Saying “Hey! This Shit Hurts!”
...ya know? I am very tempted to clean out the garage this weekend. With any luck, I shall resist temptation for the first time in my life.
The Sad Mole Saloon
...full of weepy insectivores Ok, So I'm On Facebook...Again?. I just opened an account on Facebook as Doc Cross. I thought I had already started an account there years ago, but since I forgot about it AND have no info about it, I did a new one. So, if yer on Facebook, friend me or … Continue reading The Sad Mole Saloon
Six Million Pounds Of Duck Fat
...they were some fuckin' huge ducks Stuff, California Style 1: Yo, members of the gaming tribe...only 12 days until the DunDraCon website goes live for you GMs to submit your games for consideration. 2: Speaking of the above mentioned Coolest Game Con In North America, they have scans of old DunDraCon program books from about … Continue reading Six Million Pounds Of Duck Fat
Twelve Miles To The Nearest Fruit Stand
...and we were really needing some fruit El Stuffo 1: We had Game Day yesterday and my players had tons of fun, as did I. They managed not only to get their characters all the way to the ruined city of Barchan, but also helped return a Knight and his Lady to life so they … Continue reading Twelve Miles To The Nearest Fruit Stand
A Beer Mug Full Of Dimes
...I haz it And now...STUFF! 1: On the canine front, Lucy continues to adapt to our household. Although she is still a very timid dog and does not play with Winker, she is a very loving girl towards her mom & dad. 2: I am formulating an idea for a fantasy setting where nobody actually … Continue reading A Beer Mug Full Of Dimes
The Rare And Beautiful Fluffy Walrus Of Potawango Island
...they sit on the beach and yodel softly Hey, don't everybody jump on that poll in my last post all at once. Apparently, my Sweet Angel, Grace, has become a Twitterer or Twittenator or Twitterpator or whatever they are called. Temperatures here have reached real June levels and my garden in shifting into high gear. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Fluffy Walrus Of Potawango Island
Dogs Makiing Milkshakes, Cats Frying French Fries, Mice Flipping Burgers
...it's an animal land IN N OUT franchise A Few Words On Future LJ Experiments I know I ended the Dungeon Delving game, but be of good cheer, Dear Readers...more experiments are on the way! Now, none of them will be designed for a long haul, but some will involve group storytelling/roleplaying. Others will be … Continue reading Dogs Makiing Milkshakes, Cats Frying French Fries, Mice Flipping Burgers
Solar Powered Chicken Cars
...in case your chickens like to drive Health Update: Aside from a runny nose and an annoying tickle in my throat, I'm feeling way better. I blame my recent health woes on the unseasonably cool and damp weather. Man, this whole global warming thing is gonna suck. Lucy Update: She is still a very timid … Continue reading Solar Powered Chicken Cars
Uncle Zombie Wants Your Brain
...for a light snack Stuff 1: On Saturday, we had a meeting with a couple who have a 6 year old female Basset Hound that they are trying to find a home for. The dog, Lucy, has spent the bulk of her life in a home with people who neglected her most of the time. … Continue reading Uncle Zombie Wants Your Brain
The Chowder Gnomes Make Gumbo
...and it is dee-lay-cious, I garontee Jumbled Up Stuff What Fell Outta Me Head This Mornin' 1: LJ entries not as frequent as I'd like, mostly due to the May Mystery Shopping death March. 2: Worked on my garden this past weekend. Planted 4 seedlings each of Sweet Basil and Thai Basil, 7 tomato seedlings … Continue reading The Chowder Gnomes Make Gumbo
The Rare And Beautiful Walking Asparagus Of Potawango Island
...if they see hollandaise sauce, they run More Stuff, with sprinkles 1: Because of the aforementioned May Mystery Shop Death March and the added money it will bring in, Grace and I may just be able to pay our bills up to current, eliminating the "you're behind on your bill by a month" phone calls. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Walking Asparagus Of Potawango Island
Spicy Bongo Stories
...for spicy bongos, one assumes Weekend Recap 1: Monsters VS Aliens was big fun. Lots of nuggets for fans of sci fi and the 3D FX were very well done. 2: In N Out Burger was, as always, great. Man, I'm so glad I don't have to drive to L.A. for my Double Double Monster … Continue reading Spicy Bongo Stories
The Rare And Beautiful Orange Winged Bats Of Potawango Island
...during the day, they hum cowboy tunes Well shit (pronounced "whale shit" by some of the Texans in my family), it's been pretty sparse posting...by which I mean NO posting...from the Cross Family Secret HQ and Hound Hotel these past few days. To remedy that, here is a steaming hot plate of Stuff. 1: My … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Orange Winged Bats Of Potawango Island
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