...assuming said "soul" was not sold to Satan years ago for ale & whores & pie Note From 2020: This post was short and boring. I'll post something new here eventually. Keeping that subject line though
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The Mystical, Yet Rather Screwball Comedic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Portuguese Prince
...co-starring her new boyfriend, Swanky McDuff Ok, it's official: Facebook is devouring the time I used to spend here. February saw only 6 posts by me. My shame is great. Anyway, in Doc news, we have... 1: I'm about to start up a Pirate series for my regular RPG group. Still undecided as to what … Continue reading The Mystical, Yet Rather Screwball Comedic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Portuguese Prince
Zoe Was A Stabby Kind Of Girl
...she used scissors Ok...this answer amused me most because it made more sense than the others. Graveyard Greg: Well, I thought there was cake when I invited you to share, but I misheard. Sorry! My reply: Well, hells bells! Looks like Greg and I need to find some cake. Where should we go looking first?" … Continue reading Zoe Was A Stabby Kind Of Girl
The 67 Things You Might Want To Know About Emus
...#21: don't discuss emu oil anywhere near them E-zine Stuff In case I never mentioned it, the E-zine will be known as "The Potawango Island Gazette". I want it to sort of have the look of a newspaper, but it may come our looking more like a magazine. I will merely be the editor, since … Continue reading The 67 Things You Might Want To Know About Emus
Ice Creams, Lice Schemes, Nice Themes, Mice Dreams, Rice Gleams
...I think I fell into a trance on that one Stuff On A Winter's Night 1: Xmas Eve at my mom's went well. A fair number of folks showed up and Grace and I brought home a ton of food. 2: I did my first Saturday run at work today. It is exactly like my … Continue reading Ice Creams, Lice Schemes, Nice Themes, Mice Dreams, Rice Gleams
Santa Claus: International Man Of Mystery
....ho ho ho, baby! It's Xmas Eve, which means the Annual Gathering of my immediate family. This year, it will be less than the entire bunch, since there has been Family Drama and my sister and her brood are staying home. Grace and I will head up to my mom's house after work, visit with … Continue reading Santa Claus: International Man Of Mystery
Mrs. Wangdoodle Levels Up
...and she wasn't even playing a game Whew! The final mystery shopping death match of the year, while not the longest mileagewise, was still the most tiring of all the 2009 crop. Grace and I were in bed by 9:30 PM on Saturday night and we slept about 10 hours. Despite Avatar being the new … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Levels Up
Mr. Porkwaffle Buys A Goat
...which he then names Beatrice Hello, my little woodland chums! The most recent poll has been closed and it would seem that the e-zine title Potawango Island Gazette and the idea of a fake gaming industry gossip column are both pretty popular. Thank you for taking the poll. I started a second courier run at … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Buys A Goat
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Cause The Beer To Explode
...which is easier than you think Stuff: The Greatest Hits 1: Major drama is, thankfully, not a common thing in my family. Minor, individual dramas, yes, but drama that involves all three of us sibs and my mom, no. Until this last weekend. I won't go into details, but just let me say: AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! 2: … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Cause The Beer To Explode
In The Elevator To Hell With The Skull Faced Woman
...taken from a dream I had last night Stuff On The Half Shell 1: Content for the E-zine's first 3 issues is accruing at a nice rate. Still no title for the damned thing yet and I'm trying to figure out a cover style for it. Pulp or dime novel? Played straight or go for … Continue reading In The Elevator To Hell With The Skull Faced Woman
Mashed Potato Birthday Cake
...with yummies inside Today is Winker's 6th Birthday! She will be getting the above mentioned cake for dinner, plus lots of love and bellyrubs. Thanks to everyone who took the last poll. I'm shooting for the end of January as a launch date for the E-zine. Grace is off to Oakland to do mystery shops … Continue reading Mashed Potato Birthday Cake
Doc Tempest And The White Horror From The Sky
...from the December 2009 issue Well, we got a light touch of snow last night...some of which is still on the ground...and the local tv channels are all covering the hell outta this terrible blizzard:) Lots of pics and video of yards and cars with as much as a half inch of snow on them. … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The White Horror From The Sky
What To Do If Your Cheese Begins To Vibrate
...and other useful tips Help the puppies & kitties! I would like to remind all of you in the Sacramento area that the Sacramento ASPCA Winter Book sale starts Friday at 10 AM and runs all weekend. It's at the Marketplace at Birdcage, next to the CVS pharmacy. TONS of cheap books, y'all! Especially mysteries … Continue reading What To Do If Your Cheese Begins To Vibrate
Fire Monsters In The Sky
...BIG fire monsters This morning, I spent about an hour carefully crafting a reply to the most excellent comment made by doc_mystery to part of my last post. Then I spent 20 more minutes creating a poll for y'all to take. Then I bumped the wrong key and it all disappeared forever. I will try … Continue reading Fire Monsters In The Sky
Looney Tunas and Merry Maladies
...I really need a vacation Gaming Stuff 1: I am 75% done with my CC3 map of Hogwarts and the surrounding countryside. It is very much like the official version, but with a few minor adjustments. I think my players will have fun exploring it. 2: I realy need to play in more games at … Continue reading Looney Tunas and Merry Maladies
The Secret Files Of Sherlock Holmes
... if you thought "Thr Giant Rat of Sumatra" was weird, wait'll ya read these Yes, I have some website related plans for things Holmesian. So far, today is off to a really slow start for me. Grace is out mystery shopping her butt off, The Girls are having their Pre-Park Walk Nap and I'm … Continue reading The Secret Files Of Sherlock Holmes
Walking Through The Bacon Tree Forest
...where you get hungry every 15 minutes Geek Media Update 1: The latest "Twilight" movie is out. Millions of pre-teen and teen girls experience orgasm. 2: The new version of "V" is losing viewers with each episode. That would be because is sucks. 3: The new version of "The Prisoner" is getting mixed reviews from … Continue reading Walking Through The Bacon Tree Forest
Worm Salad On A Stick
...yum yum Hot Stuff, with Lobster Sauce 1: My last dream before waking up involved erupting volcanoes, tropical islands, gospel singing fish, stupid humans and an escape plane that started to come apart over the mainland. Pretty normal, by my standards. 2: My plan for the "Hogwarts" RPG series that should start the end of … Continue reading Worm Salad On A Stick
Sliced Potatos Fried In Duck Fat
...here, ducky ducky Gadzooks! The weekend was pretty fuckin' brutal to Uncle Doc, kiddies. Mystery shops out the wazoo (along with their corresponding reports) kicked my ass. I was up until 2:00 AM doing reports on Saturday and up until 12:30 last night. Only had time to bathe one dog (Winker(, so Lucy will get … Continue reading Sliced Potatos Fried In Duck Fat
The Migration Of The Dancing Elks
...it's a 200,000 elk conga line Stuff...IN 3D!!! 1: Grace and I both had to work on our anniversary yesterday, but when I got home, I whipped up a dinner of pork chops, mashed potatos, gravy, spinach and tapioca pudding for dinner. It was very filling and delicious. 2: Your Humble Narrator has been working … Continue reading The Migration Of The Dancing Elks
Harry Potter And The Ghosts Of Baker Street
...from the post-Hogwarts days Stuff: The Musical! 1: It was 10 years ago today that escrow closed on stately Cross Manor. Still 12 days away from the official move in date, tho. 2: Today is the start of yet another Mystery Shopping Death March. Grace is out doing hers right now, and I will head … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Ghosts Of Baker Street
Hollow Eyed Vampire Babies
...yikes! Ganked from em_gumby • Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile." • I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity • Update your journal with the answers to the questions • Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions 1. Why "Doc" (been … Continue reading Hollow Eyed Vampire Babies
Captain Of The Clouds: A Steampunk Romance
...with dashing heroes, loathsome villains and steam powered airships After a mere cursory look through my files, I find that there are at least 267 RPG characters for me to polish up and put on the upcoming website. I haven't even started looking at the adventure seeds and/or frameworks.
Are Two Women Aged 20 The Equal Of One Woman Aged 40?
...I think not, but I'd really have to try all three:) Ugh! Slept for shit last night due to going to bed at 1 AM and then being awakened 4 times throughout the night. Winker woke me twice, Grace woke me once and that middle aged need to get up and take a leak got … Continue reading Are Two Women Aged 20 The Equal Of One Woman Aged 40?
The Place Where Kittens Have Tentacles And Ducklings Eat Your Eyes
...EWWWWWWW! Stuff On A Sunday Morning 1: When I announced the upcoming RPG related website, I forgot to mention that everything I'll be putting up there will be system free. That's right, folks, no system mechanics to be found on any of it. No D&D of any flavor...no GURPS...no HERO...no any rules systems. Just delicious … Continue reading The Place Where Kittens Have Tentacles And Ducklings Eat Your Eyes
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