...it lead to a car full of stuff and a map outta town. The Doclopedia #76 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Coriaximal the Dragon Oak Hill is chock full of misfit monsters. Regular monsters hate the misfits and wish to kill them. Why don't they? The Oak Hill Dragon, that's why. Coriaximal, or Cori … Continue reading The Purple Door Of Freedom
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The Seriously Twisted, Yet Still Cute, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Peabody Twins
...co-starring her pet margay, Philomena The Doclopedia #75 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Rowf the Kobold Oak Hill has a mighty fine sheriff, and he's not the kind of monster you might expect in that position. AD&D Monsters As Characters: Rowf the Kobold Once upon a time, a husband and wife team of human wizards … Continue reading The Seriously Twisted, Yet Still Cute, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Peabody Twins
Desmond Favored Brunettes In Stews
... but for curries, he preferred redheads The Doclopedia #74 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Lola the Night Hag Mayor Lola is everything a Night Hag is not supposed to be: Beautiful, kind, caring, Lawful Good and a vegetarian. No wonder she was banished from Hades! She left when she was very young, after … Continue reading Desmond Favored Brunettes In Stews
Pan Fried Panfish
...I tried pan frying Bowlfish, but they kept rolling around STUFF! 1: I could get used to this new schedule, even if it does mean working 6 days a week. 2: Hey, Tea Party, listen up! If you break off from the Republican Party and go balls out third party, I'll donate $100.00 dollars to … Continue reading Pan Fried Panfish
Lactating Lucy
...no, really, she is. The Doclopedia #73 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Grug the Goblin Ya know that cranky old neighbor man who always yells at kids who walk past his house? Well, here is Oak Hill's version of him Grug, or "Ol' Man Grug" as the neighborhood kids like to call him, lives … Continue reading Lactating Lucy
Beers For Fears
...or did I get that wrong? The Doclopedia #64 Pigs Is Pigs: Atomic Hog In the early 1950's, fallout from nuclear testing fell on the hog farm of Mr. Dudley Calhoun of Winslow, Arizona. A few months later, among a standard looking litter of 8 piglets, there was one that grew much faster … Continue reading Beers For Fears
Sunflower Soup
...I'm pretty sure it's not real Hey, let's take a break from 365 posts and read some STUFF! 1: Happy Birthday to Robin D. Laws! 2: My dogs are clean, sweet smelling and huggable after baths last night. They will stay this way for about 3-4 days, then will get less sweet smelling and huggable, … Continue reading Sunflower Soup
The Rare & Beautiful Pole Dancing Lemurs Of Potawango Island
...the male lemurs love to watch them The Doclopedia #53 Things That Blow Up Real Good: Ruduborian Heat Bombs The first thing that the Sol Alliance team found out when they met the Ruduborians was that the centauroid amphibian race did not think like humans or most other races when it came to science … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Pole Dancing Lemurs Of Potawango Island
The Adventure Of The Laughing Cheesemonger
...one of Sherlock Holmes' strangest cases The Doclopedia #51 Things That Blow Up Real Good: Woolongi Lizards At around 16 inches long, chubby of form and colored brown & tan to look like a rock, the Woolongi Lizards fit right in with their Australian outback home. They eat a wide variety of insects … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Laughing Cheesemonger
Wild Musk Oxen Destroyed My Herb Garden
...I chased them off with a flaming newspaper The Doclopedia #50 Things That Blow Up Real Good: Canadian Time Bombs On another Earth, in 1990, Canadian scientists working at a top secret lab found a way to make a bit of very rare crystal resonate in such a way that it altered the … Continue reading Wild Musk Oxen Destroyed My Herb Garden
Chapter 60: In Which Our Hero, Disguised As A Trollop, Invades The Castle
...thank goodness for horny nobles The Doclopedia #48 Our pair today live in a fantasy type world, where they are quite the spirited pets. Dogs & Cats Living Together: Abigail & Charmaine Abigail and Charmaine are the pets of a powerful sorceress who lives in a castle deep in a very dense forest. Abby is a … Continue reading Chapter 60: In Which Our Hero, Disguised As A Trollop, Invades The Castle
How To Eat Fried Watermelon
...it's trickier than you might think Ok, only one Doclopedia post today because it's my early night for hitting the sack. Two posts tomorrow or I'll refund your purchase price! The Doclopedia #38 Steampunk Grrlz: Molly O'My First off, Molly's last name is not really “O'My”. She took that surname partly to distance herself … Continue reading How To Eat Fried Watermelon
Verna Milligan And Her All Waitress Orchestra
...those gals can swing it Holy shit! Apparently, in my miserabley sick & drug affected state, I never actually posted Tuesday's 365 post! Well, here it is along with the late Wednesdat post. The Doclopedia #35 Power Suits: The Super Suit The Super Suit looks just like a very high end men's or women's business … Continue reading Verna Milligan And Her All Waitress Orchestra
The Girl Who Sold Unicorn Juice
...don't ask, just drink it really fast No Doclopedia post on Friday, so there will be two on Saturday. But you already knew that, didn't you?
How To Give A Pedicure To A Mink
...Step one: wear bite proof gloves and a face mask. Quick Doc Update Reading: The latest issue of The Mother Earth News Eating: Cream of Wheat Drinking: Hot black tea Watching: The Cooking Channel Growing: Late summer and fall/winter veggies Thinking: About selling Doclopedia PDFs Petting: The Winkerdog Preparing: To go buy a new kitchen … Continue reading How To Give A Pedicure To A Mink
The 53 Things You Really Need To Know About Cake
...#4: Cake without frosting is just pure old communism. The final Pulp Era Dog will go up later today, but our next Theme Week will be: Places That Don't Stay In One Place And just for your amusement, here is the list of potential Themes I have so far... Big Balls Non-Humanoid Aliens If Gamers … Continue reading The 53 Things You Really Need To Know About Cake
For My Next Trick, I’ll Need A Volunteer With A Lot Of Money Who Can Be Easily Confused
...and then, I'll make myself and the money vanish! The Doclopedia #16 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Spotty Jones Spotty Jones is a streetwise young pup and the leader of the Barker Street Irregulars, a group of young dogs who prowl the streets of London and often offer choice information to the Great Detective, … Continue reading For My Next Trick, I’ll Need A Volunteer With A Lot Of Money Who Can Be Easily Confused
The Blackberry Jelly That Ate Seattle
...an American International picture Preface: On another Earth, dogs and cats are at least as intelligent as we humans and prone to all the same virtues and faults. They can also make & use tools, despite lacking opposable thumbs. This week, we examine some of the more interesting canine & feline residents of the 1930's. … Continue reading The Blackberry Jelly That Ate Seattle
Flaming Watermelon Death
...from above! The 6.2 mile walk went pretty quickly, then I got home and turned into a thirsty & sweaty semi-invalid with a top speed of about .005 miles an hour. But now, I'm rested, refreshed & up to maybe .5 miles an hour:) It matters not, though, for my next set of errands shall … Continue reading Flaming Watermelon Death
Do Feed The Bears
...they prefer barbecued tourist with macaroni salad on the side As you college graduates have no doubt deduced, I'm trying another theme for this blog. I'm not sure how I feel about it. Might just go back to something monocolor and simple. In other news, I'm off on a 6.2 mile walk, then I'll be … Continue reading Do Feed The Bears
Radar Chickens From Outer Space
...but the G-Men will stop them Note: This post did not make it up on Thursday due to my late schedule and a wanky internet connection. Expect the Friday entry to go up later today. The Doclopedia #9 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Curses This knife is cooking up trouble. … Continue reading Radar Chickens From Outer Space
One Fish, Two Fish, Girl Fish Blew Fish
...if Dr. Seuss rises from the dead and carries me to Hell, you'll know why. The Doclopedia #8 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Heals Our first knife does the opposite of what most knives do. Type of knife: Single edged dagger Magic level: Medium Intelligence: Low Of the seven knives … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Girl Fish Blew Fish
Big Jimmy And The Woman In The Purple Car
...she took him for several kinds of ride Well, I got my LJ mojo back, then didn't write anything for 5 days:) My request for Theme Week ideas for the upcoming Doclopedia got a few responses, roughly 2/3 of which were usable. You can, of course, make new suggestions any time. As to when this … Continue reading Big Jimmy And The Woman In The Purple Car
Chicken Soup For The Free Range Celtic/Portuguese White Boy’s Soul
...assuming said "soul" was not sold to Satan years ago for ale & whores & pie Note From 2020: This post was short and boring. I'll post something new here eventually. Keeping that subject line though
The Mystical, Yet Rather Screwball Comedic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Portuguese Prince
...co-starring her new boyfriend, Swanky McDuff Ok, it's official: Facebook is devouring the time I used to spend here. February saw only 6 posts by me. My shame is great. Anyway, in Doc news, we have... 1: I'm about to start up a Pirate series for my regular RPG group. Still undecided as to what … Continue reading The Mystical, Yet Rather Screwball Comedic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Portuguese Prince
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