Drugged Up Kakapos Bitchslapped My Dormouse

...he was traumatized by it 400th Doclopedia post below. Commentary below it. The Doclopedia #400 The Alphabet, Again: C is for...Chocolate Trees On no less that 15 alternate Earths, chocolate...processed, ready to eat chocolate...actually grows on trees. These trees grow best in temperate zones, which means that the vast bulk of the world's chocolate comes … Continue reading Drugged Up Kakapos Bitchslapped My Dormouse

Green Is The Color Of My True Love’s Hair

...and her tattoo The Doclopedia #163 The Alphabet: V V is for VANISHING RABBITS On an Earth very much like our own, there is a legend known on every continent except Antarctica: the Vanishing Rabbits. These possibly mythical creatures look and behave much like ordinary rabbits do, except for two big differences: they are larger … Continue reading Green Is The Color Of My True Love’s Hair

Duet For Violin And Squeaky Cat Toy

...in D minor Holy Crap, kids, it's FOUR 365 entries! The Doclopedia #147 The Alphabet: F   F is for FREAK PATROL The Freak Patrol was, starting in the Summer of 1969, the Establishment's worst nightmare: Hippies with superpowers. And not freaky deaky strange superpowers, but powers like superspeed, superstrength, telekinesis, invulnerability, mind control, shapeshifting … Continue reading Duet For Violin And Squeaky Cat Toy