...and my other other dog is a geek and my other other other dog is a robot and my cat is too cool for school. The Doclopedia #1,108The Alphabet: R is for… Royal Robotic Guardians... ...are the official guards of New Buckingham Palace and Her Majesty Queen Victoria. Built by Professor Dahlia Lindell-Phipps, these nine foot tall robots … Continue reading My Other Dog Is A Mad Scientist
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You Can’t Trust A Smiling Demon
...you also can't trust the frowning, laughing, crying, sleeping, thoughtful or amused demons The Doclopedia #1,105 The Alphabet: O is for… Ogres... ...are found in most realities where there is Magic. In about 4 out of 5 of these worlds, ogres are big and ugly and very often not very bright. They tend to be … Continue reading You Can’t Trust A Smiling Demon
Eat More Prunes!
...it's the American thing to do! The Doclopedia #1,103The Alphabet: M is for… Melvin 4......was the final android created by the Mad Scientist known as Doctor Zero (real name: Harold Alan Olmstead). His aim had been to create a killer android that could pass as an ordinary nerd. Melvin 1 had looked the part, but was too … Continue reading Eat More Prunes!
Creepy Lemurs Bullied My Voles
...and now my voles are crying WOOHOO! Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,102 The Alphabet: L is for… Labrador Deceivers... ...are a very special breed of dog found on Earth 3. They are not used for hunting waterfowl or retrieving anything from the water. Instead, these large and very powerful dogs are used to hunt sasquatch, … Continue reading Creepy Lemurs Bullied My Voles
The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
...and other proverbs The Doclopedia #1,101 The Alphabet: K is for… Kangaroo Uprising... ...that's what it was, mate! The bloody Kangs rose up against the Koalas and Wombats, trying to take control of Australia. It was a damned close thing at first, what with the Cockatoos and Wallabys on their side and us with … Continue reading The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
Happy Pigs & Dancing Goats
...admit it, you're smiling now. The Doclopedia #1,098 The Alphabet: H is for… Handy Tool... ...is the Miracle Tool of Our Time! Created right here in the United States of America by the World Renowned Scientist, Professor Joseph Finkler, Handy Tool will replace all of the following tools in Your Toolbox: Hammer! Pliers! Steam … Continue reading Happy Pigs & Dancing Goats
One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
...with liner notes by Things 1 & 2 The Doclopedia #1,090 The Alphabet: E is for... Ear Monsters On Scary Monster Earth, where the nightmares of kids become real and adults cannot see them, there is a class of monsters called “Ear Monsters”, because something about then has to do with ears. Ear Eating Monsters … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
...they kicked those bovine asses. The Doclopedia #1,089 The Alphabet: D is for... Doom Flowers Coming out of New York, the Doom Flowers were one of the first all female punk rock bands in the United States. Using only the names of flowers to identify themselves, Lily (guitar, vocals), Rose (guitar, vocals), Violet (bass) & … Continue reading 6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
... they're the size of a cow The Doclopedia #1,088 The Alphabet: C is for… Cave Mouth A Cave Mouth is a living creature that inhabits a cave, then forms into a false cave interior. It makes itself look inviting for animals or sentients to seek shelter in. Once an creature is inside it, it … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
The Somber And Dramatic, But Also Pretty Damned Screwy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Clones Of The Ramones
...featuring her pet beaver, Lucky Alphonse The Doclopedia #1,086 The Alphabet: A is for... Angus Arrowhead Old Angus, he was a tough son of a bitch. Any other dwarf would have been killed six times over by the injuries Angus survived, including getting that Elven arrow to the head. Damned thing went about halfway through … Continue reading The Somber And Dramatic, But Also Pretty Damned Screwy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Clones Of The Ramones
Crazy Jimmy Jumps Out Of A Balloon
...and finds you can't really parachute from 60 feet up The Doclopedia #935 The Alphabet: Y Y is for…Young Explorers League: Boys and girls, do you have a love of the exciting life? Do you enjoy solving mysteries and exploring new places? Are you smart and adaptable to every situation? If so, then the … Continue reading Crazy Jimmy Jumps Out Of A Balloon
A Wild Weekend In A Small Town
...that general store will never be the same The Doclopedia #928 The Alphabet: R R is for…Rindi Climber: Among the Tiny Folk of New York City, Rindi Climber is legendary for her skill and bravery. She is also widely thought of as being crazy as a loon. You see, Rindi likes to climb tall … Continue reading A Wild Weekend In A Small Town
Not In This Issue: Italian Shoes, Kumquats or Hydrothermal Vents
...but we do have quilts The Doclopedia #926 The Alphabet: P P is for…Peaches & The Creamettes: These four young ladies (Janet, Katy, Nancy & Dixie) from Atlanta, Georgia, were one of the most popular girl groups of the early 1960s. They first got into the music scene in 1957 when, as sophomores in high … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Italian Shoes, Kumquats or Hydrothermal Vents
Spider And Blondie Encounter Cattle And Goats
...in the middle of the night in the rain The Doclopedia #925 The Alphabet: O O is for…Orbital Eye: Science has no explanation for the Orbital Eye that circles Earth 87. It is known to have entered out solar system sometime in 1966 and reached Earth on March 7, 1969. It orbits at an altitude … Continue reading Spider And Blondie Encounter Cattle And Goats
Handsome Joe Visits Uncle Stanley In France
...or, An American Basset Hound In Paris The Doclopedia #911 The Alphabet: A A is for...Auntie Madder In the Reality of Earth 125, most of the Milky Way galaxy is ruled by the terrifying, yet harmless looking, Auntie Madder and her “Girls & Boys”. Nobody knows where she came from, but when you can cause … Continue reading Handsome Joe Visits Uncle Stanley In France
Doc Tempest And The Demon Of The Deep
...from the September, 1956 issue The Doclopedia #423 The Alphabet, Again: K is for...King Magwon III His Royal & Exalted Highness, King Magwon the Third, was the ruler of Izvonia from 1109 – 1140 NC (New Calendar), during which time he successfully drove all of the Goblins out of the country and opened up much … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Demon Of The Deep
A Pot Full Of Hot Fun
...and it's yummy, too The Doclopedia #421 The Alphabet, Again: J is for...Jelly Sex On Earth 15, back in the early 1970's, there was a brief time when the sexually adventurous and the swingers took to having orgies in plastic lined rooms that held a huge pile, or in some cases several small piles, of … Continue reading A Pot Full Of Hot Fun
The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Stuffy Old Gents
...harrumph! I say! The Doclopedia #413 The Alphabet, Again: G is for...Guys Wearing Floppy Hats Guys Wearing Floppy Hats (GWFH) was one of the hottest musical groups of the 1980's. They had a string of hits beginning with “You Can Wear My Hat” and peaking with “Big & Floppy”. They deftly combined swing, disco & … Continue reading The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Stuffy Old Gents
Please Deposit $100,000.00 For This Post
...even if only a couple of you do it, I'm debt free YOW! I'm not fully packed up for Dundracon yet, plus there are about 35 gazillion things to do here at The D&G Home for Spoiled Hounds. See, this is why I have to take blood pressure pills. At any rate, I found time … Continue reading Please Deposit $100,000.00 For This Post
Perky Twits
...everybody hates them The Doclopedia #411 The Alphabet, Again: F is for...Feline Telekinesis Syndrome What is Feline Telekinesis Syndrome?: Although not fully understood by the scientific and medical establishment, it appears that FTS causes cats to manifest the ability to move things merely by thinking of it. In most cases, the afflicted cat can only … Continue reading Perky Twits
Linguine With Clem Sauce
...umm, no thanks, Clem The Doclopedia #407 The Alphabet, Again: E is for...Elephants, Pink In the Tooniverse, Pink Elephants appear whenever a character gets drunk or is having a case of the DTs. Sometimes they just hang around, but often there will be a bunch of them doing a musical number, usually about the evils … Continue reading Linguine With Clem Sauce
Doc Tempest: The City Dies At Dawn
...from the 1999 graphic novel The Doclopedia #405 The Alphabet, Again: D is for...Dragontooth Dragontooth is a legendary sword made from, you guessed it, a real dragon tooth. After being taken from the mouth of a recently slain dragon, the tooth had many sorcerous spell laid upon it. It was then given to skilled Gnomish … Continue reading Doc Tempest: The City Dies At Dawn
Was That A Mouse Over There?
...or was it a tiny flesh devouring alien? The Doclopedia #404 The Alphabet, Again: D is for...Dimm Street In the city of Toronto, Canada, there is a very short street called Dimm Street. It's very old, narrow, dark most of the day (it runs east to west between very tall buildings) and is just two … Continue reading Was That A Mouse Over There?
Mr. Porkwaffle Sets Loose The Kraken
...no, really, it was his pet kraken, Oliver TWO Doclopedia posts here, my little gyring & gimboling slithy toves! Might do two more later this evening! The Doclopedia #402 The Alphabet, Again: C is for...Corn Man Some superheroes are just not cut out for the big time. Corn Man is a prime example of this, … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Sets Loose The Kraken
A Poem About Dancing Elk
...because they deserve it The Doclopedia #401 The Alphabet, Again: C is for...Czinnlik Czinnlik is a planet orbiting the binary star system Yarvax 9. Due to the two suns being rather small and not too hot, there is a rather large zone where planets can support life. Czinnlik is one of three planets in this … Continue reading A Poem About Dancing Elk
