...there may be baboons later . Become a Patron! And Get Cool PDFs! The Doclopedia #1,820 Why I Did It...: Dropped Off The Package Courtesy of Mark Ford So yeah, buddy, I was paid to drop off that package. You'd have taken the job, too, for 300 bills. It was a pretty easy thing, ya … Continue reading And Now, Three Zebras Chasing A Lion
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The Valentine’s Day Romantic, But Also Slightly Spooky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbil Of Doom
...co-starring her cat, Yorick . Become a Patron! And Get Cool PDFs! . The Doclopedia #1,818 Why I Did It...: Bought An Old Schoolhouse Courtesy of Sarah Lyon Well, we bought it because it was cheap. I mean, come on, 25K for a three room schoolhouse on two acres? It was a steal. The main … Continue reading The Valentine’s Day Romantic, But Also Slightly Spooky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbil Of Doom
Ox In A Box, Dog In The Fog
...pig on a rig . Become a Patron! And get cool stuff! . . The Doclopedia #1,816 Why I Did It...: Kicked Out The Windshield Courtesy of Alexia Holder Let's start from the beginning, shall we? I was being pursued by three cars full of KGB agents and their hired gangsters, all heavily armed. We … Continue reading Ox In A Box, Dog In The Fog
The Adventure Of The Royal Ptarmigan
...I just wanted to use "ptarmigan" in something . Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #1,806 Why I Did It...: Let The Mad Scientist In Courtesy of Gerry Chriest Do I regret it? What the hell do you think? Look around! There in the back yard? That's a goddamn Kaiju footprint where my putting green used … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Royal Ptarmigan
The Outlaw Jersey Whales
...not starring Clint Eastwood . Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #1,804 Why I Did It...: Pitted Them Against An Illithid Courtesy of Kevin Rice Short answer? Because they hit 3rd level and got too damned cocky. A fighter, wizard, cleric and thief who had it a bit too easy coming up and started thinking they … Continue reading The Outlaw Jersey Whales
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Have To Regenerate
...for like, the 8th time that year . Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #1,802 Why I Did It...: Got On The Plane Courtesy of Ginie Murphy Okay, I got on the plane to get away from your mother. Come on, Annie, you know she has a voice like a cheese grater and she sucks they … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Have To Regenerate