...all the way to Alaska, as I recall Part Two of: Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic As she approached the cafe door, Sparrow figured that Grove Point was probably too small to have multiple municipal offices, so the town hall or whatever would almost certainly be the location of the Registrar of … Continue reading Pieboy Had To Haul Ass
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The Rare And Beautiful And Terrifying Octocobragator Of Potawango Island
...run away! For the love of Dog, run away! So, Gentle Readers, I have some New Content for you. See, over on the 30 Days Wonder Facebook group, I do storytelling and gaming experiments. The current one involves me telling a story, but each day at the end of the segment, I ask readers … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Terrifying Octocobragator Of Potawango Island
It’s Raining Cats & Blogs!
...I wasn't even trying on that one.The Doclopedia #1,169Murder By...: Monotony“I dunno, Captain, was it really suicide? I mean, sure, he shot himself in front of six co-workers, but I wonder. See, by asking around, we found out that he had formerly been one of the brightest and most creative guys in the advertising department … Continue reading It’s Raining Cats & Blogs!
Garlic In The Laundry
...I forgot that it was in my pocketThe Doclopedia #1,165Fish Of the Day: Walking LungsharkSomewhere on Earth 88 there might be a more terrifying fish than the Walking Lungshark, but we are damned if we know what it might be.Combining aspects of the lungfish, walking catfish and great white shark, these 20 foot long eating … Continue reading Garlic In The Laundry
No Escape From Bunnyland
...and they are NOT nice bunnies The Doclopedia #1,163 Fish Of the Day: Yelling Carp This fish is a large blue-gray carp that periodically comes to the surface to yell things in a surprisingly human voice. This always scares the hell out of most humans and animals nearby. During the Yelling Carp mating season, … Continue reading No Escape From Bunnyland
Are You Ready To Enter The Kingdom Of Godzilla?
...welcome back, big guy. we missed you. The Doclopedia #1,159 A Hand Full Of...: Dwiff “Oh yes, your Most High Skondorf, that is indeed dwiff, straight from the Cliffs of Ooon. The Thrice Blessed Kelldorn, Feemis Feev, went out and personally slew many lowgs and roozards to get to the Cliffs and obtain it … Continue reading Are You Ready To Enter The Kingdom Of Godzilla?
OK, I Admit It! I Wrote The Book Of Love!
...now leave me alone. The Doclopedia #1,153Dolls: Asskicker BarbeeOn Earth 15, where girls are raised to be just as tough as boys, the number one selling doll is Asskicker Barbee (followed closely by Crimefighter Barbee and GI Barbee). The doll comes dressed in regular street clothes and armed with a knife, a baseball bat and a … Continue reading OK, I Admit It! I Wrote The Book Of Love!
Sassy Wombats Ridiculed My Partridges
...it was terrible to hear The Doclopedia #1,143Bad Dogs: Yin YinAmong the affluent young capitalist of Shanghai, owning a purebred dog is a status symbol. Owning a unique purebred dog puts you at the top of the heap. The owners of Yin Yin have such a dog, since he is a pure white miniature long haired … Continue reading Sassy Wombats Ridiculed My Partridges
Chapter 411: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By A Hermit And A Small Pig, Infiltrates A French Castle
... he stole a pie, the baron's daughter and the Secret Plans The Doclopedia #1,137Road Signs: Scenic DriveIn the reality often referred to as “the Squishy Universe”, space can and does fold in on itself on the local level. This can make a drive of 500 miles take less than 10 minutes or make a trip … Continue reading Chapter 411: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By A Hermit And A Small Pig, Infiltrates A French Castle
Belly Up And Half Wasted On A Beach In Oregon
...that never happened. No, really.Hey, Doclopedia fans, I'm getting together the 10-15 themes I'm going to put in the first Doclopedia ebook and I'd like to know which ones you liked. If you get a chance, cruise through the over 1,100 entries and give me your theme picks. Pretty sure that "Those Furry Little Bastards" … Continue reading Belly Up And Half Wasted On A Beach In Oregon
The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
...and other proverbs The Doclopedia #1,101 The Alphabet: K is for… Kangaroo Uprising... ...that's what it was, mate! The bloody Kangs rose up against the Koalas and Wombats, trying to take control of Australia. It was a damned close thing at first, what with the Cockatoos and Wallabys on their side and us with … Continue reading The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
Chapter 457: In Which Our Hero, Armed Only With A Sharp Stick And A Bottle Of Port, Uses A Clever Disguise To Defeat A French Patrol
...oh, those easily confused Frenchies! LOOK! Right down there! TWO Doclopedia entries! I'M BAAAACK! The Doclopedia #1,099 The Alphabet: I is for… Ig The Pig... ...was the nickname given to Ignacio Perez, a young mutant who lived in Ciudad Juarez. His mutation made him look quite piggish, but it also made him very … Continue reading Chapter 457: In Which Our Hero, Armed Only With A Sharp Stick And A Bottle Of Port, Uses A Clever Disguise To Defeat A French Patrol
Happy Pigs & Dancing Goats
...admit it, you're smiling now. The Doclopedia #1,098 The Alphabet: H is for… Handy Tool... ...is the Miracle Tool of Our Time! Created right here in the United States of America by the World Renowned Scientist, Professor Joseph Finkler, Handy Tool will replace all of the following tools in Your Toolbox: Hammer! Pliers! Steam … Continue reading Happy Pigs & Dancing Goats
The Rare And Beautiful Red Nippled Tree Dogs Of Potawango Island
...they climb trees to catch tree chickens The Doclopedia #1,096 The Alphabet: F is for… Fog Monsters... ...are a magical beast that likes to hunt humans and humanoids for food. These creatures are not actually made of fog, but can create it magically so as to hide their presence. The fact that Fog Monsters … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Nippled Tree Dogs Of Potawango Island
How To Clean And Groom Your Yeti
...first off, hire somebody else to do it The Doclopedia #1,094 Alt. Television: The Incredible Hulk In our world, The Incredible Hulk was a successful television series starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno. It departed from the comic books quite a bit, but was still well accepted by fans. It was the very best … Continue reading How To Clean And Groom Your Yeti
My Life Among The Drunken Xmas Elves
...hey, they've got the next three weeks off Ok, I'm way late posting on here, so I've got TWO Doclopedia posts. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #1,092 Alt. Television: Star Trek It is a strange fact that in almost all realities, the television series “Star Trek” is pretty much the same as it is here … Continue reading My Life Among The Drunken Xmas Elves
One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
...with liner notes by Things 1 & 2 The Doclopedia #1,090 The Alphabet: E is for... Ear Monsters On Scary Monster Earth, where the nightmares of kids become real and adults cannot see them, there is a class of monsters called “Ear Monsters”, because something about then has to do with ears. Ear Eating Monsters … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
...they kicked those bovine asses. The Doclopedia #1,089 The Alphabet: D is for... Doom Flowers Coming out of New York, the Doom Flowers were one of the first all female punk rock bands in the United States. Using only the names of flowers to identify themselves, Lily (guitar, vocals), Rose (guitar, vocals), Violet (bass) & … Continue reading 6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
... they're the size of a cow The Doclopedia #1,088 The Alphabet: C is for… Cave Mouth A Cave Mouth is a living creature that inhabits a cave, then forms into a false cave interior. It makes itself look inviting for animals or sentients to seek shelter in. Once an creature is inside it, it … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
Bucky & Squint Rebuild A Transmission
...a 4 speed The Doclopedia #1,087 The Alphabet: B is for... Bacon It is an amazing fact that all across the multiverse, in every world that has pigs (or some fairly similar animal) there is bacon. Even in worlds where the pigs are sentient, there is bacon, but nobody discusses it much and they … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Rebuild A Transmission
The Somber And Dramatic, But Also Pretty Damned Screwy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Clones Of The Ramones
...featuring her pet beaver, Lucky Alphonse The Doclopedia #1,086 The Alphabet: A is for... Angus Arrowhead Old Angus, he was a tough son of a bitch. Any other dwarf would have been killed six times over by the injuries Angus survived, including getting that Elven arrow to the head. Damned thing went about halfway through … Continue reading The Somber And Dramatic, But Also Pretty Damned Screwy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Clones Of The Ramones
One Pill Makes You Larger And One Pill Makes You Talk To Small Animals
...Happy birthday, Grace Slick! The Doclopedia #1,084 My Dogs: Sasha Jane Cross Sasha is an almost 4 year old Basset Hound who lives with her human mom & dad and her Basset sister in the Sacramento, California area. She is reddish orange and white in color. Little is known of Sasha's first two … Continue reading One Pill Makes You Larger And One Pill Makes You Talk To Small Animals
Bananas On The Bed
...along with several drunken monkeys The Doclopedia #1,083 Wait...What?: Polly Pond Intrepid girl reporter Polly Pond covers the superhero beat for the Daily Times newspaper. When a city destroying battle breaks out, she's there with her best pal and photographer, Pam Chu, to get the story. If there's an interview with a superhero or … Continue reading Bananas On The Bed
The Adventures Of Pureluck Stones, Master Detective
...and part time insurance adjuster The Doclopedia #1,083 Wait...What?: Bobby Bunny Appearing in Weener Brothers Cartoons, Bobby Bunny is one of the craziest residents of the Wacky Woods. He is always up to something with his pals Goober Goose and Melvin Mink. His antics often cause plenty of property damage and embarrassing situations for … Continue reading The Adventures Of Pureluck Stones, Master Detective
Eat More Fleems!
...this message brought to you by the American Fleem Producers The Doclopedia #1,082 Wait...What?: Herr Muller Oh, how we all loved Herr Muller! He was the kindest man in town, always giving out candy to children and helping the elderly and taking in injured animals. He was a pillar of the community. It … Continue reading Eat More Fleems!
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