...co-starring her her Uncle Swingy Tompkins Great googly moogly, Dear Readers, It's that time of year again! CritterCon 10 Day Zero Hi, folks! It is just shy of 11:30 pm, Wednesday, August 2, and I'm the only person awake on the Magic Bus. I'll be hitting the sack soon and then around five in the … Continue reading The Suspenseful And Thrilling, Yet Oddly Mindblowing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Milk Cow Boogie
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The Yellow Blouse Of Seduction
...and other stories of powerful apparel The Doclopedia #1,346 The Numbers: 520 520 miles was how far the chase by police and the FBI went in pursuit of Jimmy Ray Waller, noted bank robber, cop killer and general psychopath. He started his spree in Huntsville, Alabama, where Jimmy robbed two banks in rapid … Continue reading The Yellow Blouse Of Seduction
The Rare And Beautiful Dripping Yellow Pine Trees Of Potawango Island
...they drip flavored water Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,345 The Numbers: 200 There were 200 corpses reanimated when the Russian Government set off a new form of EMP device in 1995. The test took place in Siberia and nobody much gave a thought about that old abandoned cemetery in … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Dripping Yellow Pine Trees Of Potawango Island
Junior Muskrat Buys A Snazzy New Hat
...with a feather in it The Doclopedia #1,344 The Numbers: 42 Carol Miller was 42 when she was exposed to a strange gas that gave her the power to turn totally invisible. Nothing can detect her on any level, including sound, smell or weight. She can go anywhere she can find an open door or … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Buys A Snazzy New Hat
Scornful Titmice Chastised My Otter
...not that he really gave a fuck, because otter. The Doclopedia #1,343 The Numbers: 15 15 years is the travel time, even using a Jump 7 Drive, to Yadoris 4, the outermost world of the Terran Empire. Few ships make the trip, which was initially done by the Independent Colony Ship “Maggie's Mob”. The crew … Continue reading Scornful Titmice Chastised My Otter
The Very Scary, But Delightfully Goofy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Cat Who Thought He Was A Rabbit
...featuring Zelda, the very confused kitty Holy Frijoles, it's a brand new Doclopedia entry! (Note: Patreon backers get to see the next two early. Click the link below and you can, too.) Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,342 The Numbers: 6 The walled town of G'Tain has been attacked 6 times … Continue reading The Very Scary, But Delightfully Goofy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Cat Who Thought He Was A Rabbit
The “Holy Shit, We Nearly Missed Posting In June” Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Echidna
...co-starring her second cousin, Clarence Philpot How I Spent Christmas Eve, 2015 (A series of tweets) Santa Claus just called and said he is gonna stop by for a quick visit. Cool! Oh fucking swell! Santa just showed up and he's shitfaced. I told him to just drink milk, not scotch! AIIIEEE!!! He's pissing … Continue reading The “Holy Shit, We Nearly Missed Posting In June” Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Echidna
Mr. Porkwaffle Creates Art
...quite by accident HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! As a gift to all you mothers out there, here are TWO Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,340 Enchanted Household Items: Recliner Of Astral Travel You remember how Doctor Strange can cause his astral form to leave his physical body and move around all over, including … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Creates Art
Spanky The Wonder Squirrel
...don't ask how he got his nickname. Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross A Note From Your Humble Narrator As you might have noticed, posts to this blog have been rather scarce these last couple of months. That's because my shitty day job, for which I have to wake up at 4 … Continue reading Spanky The Wonder Squirrel
The Only A Couple Of Days Late, But Still Pretty Darned Exciting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expired Jar Of Gefilte Fish
...c0-starring her good buddy, Eddie Smulwich Sasha's Bad Day, Part 5 I crawl along the face of the cliff at a pretty good friendly neighborhood Spider-Man clip, which is easy when you have four tentacles and four short little basset hound legs. In no time, I'm a couple of miles away and I see … Continue reading The Only A Couple Of Days Late, But Still Pretty Darned Exciting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expired Jar Of Gefilte Fish
The Way Too Damned Late, But Still Touchingly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Blogger
...co-starring her pet slug, Booger Sasha's Bad Day, Part 4 It only takes me a couple of minutes to find a nice little ledge to sit on while I consider my situation. I got tossed into this world when a plasma state circuit on our dimensional flux stabilizer shorted out. Bang, a trans-quantum tear opened, … Continue reading The Way Too Damned Late, But Still Touchingly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Blogger
Therapy Fun: Part 2
...posted in 2025 Therapist: So, when your husband tells you he's done something wrong, what do you do. Grace: I don't understand the question. Sasha: Do you have another husband? Misty: THE DOCTOR ADMITTED HE WAS WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING? Therapist: *begins sobbing* . . Therapist: How do you deal with these frustrations? Misty: I sing … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 2
Demon With A Glass Ham
...that doesn't seem right Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross Sasha's Bad Day, Part 3 After about 15 minutes of thinking nice thoughts about working in my lab or garage back home, Otto, my symbiotic ottopus, wakes up enough so that my brain can link with his and I can use his four free tentacles … Continue reading Demon With A Glass Ham
Big Turtles
...like, house sized big Sorry for not posting anything sooner, but I've had distractions and been sick. Not a huge post today, but it is the first part of a story about my Mad Scientist dog, Sasha. I'm writing each part in exactly 5 minutes and will post a new piece every couple of days … Continue reading Big Turtles
Everybody’s Favorite Magic Duck
...Sammy! The Doclopedia #1,337 Interesting Fish: The Five Spotted Groper This warm water ocean fish weighs in at an average of 20 pounds and measures around 3 feet long. It is usually found in water no deeper than 30 feet around tropical islands. Aside from the five white spots along both sides of the … Continue reading Everybody’s Favorite Magic Duck
Mexican Jenny Had It All Figured Out
...or so she thought Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,336 It's A Trap!: In The Old West “How the blue eyed hell did those lawmen get the drop on us? These hills are rough as a cob and we left town a good half an hour ahead of any posse. … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Had It All Figured Out
The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom
...co-starring her younger brother, Half Blue Harvey The Doclopedia #1,335 It's A Trap!: In A Castle “I'm kicking the door open! Grindfal, get a spell ready. Rolf, follow me inside the room. Sirina, you fill anything that isn't Rolf or I full of arrows. Sister Blueberry, a blessing might be nice.” “Oh, Great Mother, bless … Continue reading The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom
Burritos In The Bed
...frozen burritos! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,334 It's A Trap!: In Space “I am having trouble mentally processing your story, FangBrother Essossk. You tell me that your ship, one of the best attack vessels in the entire fleet, was lured into a trap by one tiny Vismonti trade ship. … Continue reading Burritos In The Bed
Mysterious Spicy Tales Of Science Fiction Detective Horror
...they tried to cover all the bases The Doclopedia #1,333 It's A Trap!: In The Jungle “Okay, let's assess the situation, shall we? That rat bastard Von Danigan told us the Temple of the Red Ape was in that last valley. He sold us a map and supplies and got us bearers. We trekked for … Continue reading Mysterious Spicy Tales Of Science Fiction Detective Horror
Accurate Fart Simulation In SmartBots
...a paper by Dr. Sasha Jane Cross The Doclopedia #1,332 It's A Trap!: In Milwaukee “What did I say, Gino? WHAT DID I SAY? I said taking this side job was a mistake. I said the G Men might be up to somethin'. I said if things went to hell we'd be fucked. AND I … Continue reading Accurate Fart Simulation In SmartBots
Not In This Issue: Raspberries, Albino Bats or Coffee Cake Recipes
...but there might be a tart recipe. Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,331 News Of The Multiverse: Weather Alice Springs, Australia, Earth 16-C: Nuclear tornadoes are expected to hit this town early on Thursday morning. While smaller and less intense that in previous years, it is expected that there might be as … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Raspberries, Albino Bats or Coffee Cake Recipes
Fruit School
...interesting and delicious The Doclopedia #1,330 News Of The Multiverse: The Arts Sacramento, California, Earth 3-B: The latest Woodstock Festival, the 48th in a row, will be held just outside this city in August of this year. A 500 acre festival grounds is being prepared. It will include dining areas, camping areas, several first aid … Continue reading Fruit School
Giving Up The Fish Turned Out To Be a Bad Idea
...a hard lesson learned The Doclopedia #1,329 News Of The Multiverse: Sports News Chicago, United States, Earth 1-I: Fans rioted in the streets when the Chicago Cubs lost what would have been their fifth in a row World Series. The Cubs lost on a controversial call of out at home plate after two extra innings. … Continue reading Giving Up The Fish Turned Out To Be a Bad Idea
The Highly Entertaining, But Still Edgy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Orange Chump
...co-starring her mule, Patrick Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,328 News Of The Multiverse: International News Beijing, China, Earth 287-E: The 3,206th Offering of Peace To The Great Dragon King ceremony took a troubling turn when dissident worshipers of the Tiger God set loose hundreds of cats. The Great Dragon, … Continue reading The Highly Entertaining, But Still Edgy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Orange Chump
Monsters In The Cereal Bowl
...not tasty at all Hey, look, a brand new Doclopedia theme that starts with a sequel to a very old one! The Doclopedia #1,327 It Happened One Night: Return Of The Hi Bouncy Ball It was July 3rd of 1972 and the Hamblin family, of Goldvale, California, had traveled to New York City … Continue reading Monsters In The Cereal Bowl
