...from the January 1958 issue The Doclopedia #1,054 Islands of Adventure: Lake Island On Earth 23, there is an island in the South Atlantic named Lake Island. The very mountainous place get the name from the dozen good sized lakes found in valleys high up in the mountains. Although these Alpine valleys are beautiful … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS Doc Tempest
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Red Red Whine
...Shut up, you communists! It's over, damn it! The Doclopedia #1,052 The Toolbox: Anti-Vibration Clamps These handy clamps come in many sizes and will neutralize all vibrations on anything the clamp. This is accomplished by using voodoo physics. Anti-Vibration Clamps are often used inside giant robots, starships, time cannons, airships and buildings that house sex … Continue reading Red Red Whine
Why I Had To Apologize To The Vampires Of Paris
...I was singing "Werewolves of London" The Doclopedia #1,050 The Toolbox: Left Handed Screw Polarizer Thank you for purchasing a Yuland-Weytani Left Handed Screw Polarizer. This precision instrument, used properly, should give you years of faithful service. How To Operate A Left Handed Screw Polarizer 1: Activate the the SmartTool OS by pressing the … Continue reading Why I Had To Apologize To The Vampires Of Paris
Handsome Joe Goes To The Movies
...to see "Iron Hound 3" The Doclopedia #1,048 The Toolbox: Duck Tape So you've got a busted wing or maybe some frayed webbing on your foot. My friend, you need all new, 100% organic Duck Tape! It has a thousand uses around the nest! Use Duck Tape to reinforce your bill after a long summer … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes To The Movies
Bucky & Squint Are Back In Action
...lock up your liquor! The Doclopedia #1,046 Ten Things You Didn't Know About...: The Secret War 1: The Forces of Good are holding the line so far. 2: The Forces of Evil are readying a major attack. 3: The Forces of Chaos are readying itching powder and banana peels. 4: Think of 10 of … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are Back In Action
Riding Off Into The Setting Suns
...all three of them The Doclopedia #1,044 Ten Things You Didn't Know About...: Magical Girls 1: All Magical Girls are cute, even the naughty ones. 2: Their familiars can be anything from cats to rabbits to talking dolls to ambulatory shrubs. 3: Magical Girls always dress in the same three color combination, with each … Continue reading Riding Off Into The Setting Suns
Pieboy Has An Encounter With Mexican Jenny
...afterward, there was chafing to deal with The Doclopedia #1,043 Ten Things You Didn't Know About...: The Doclopedia 1: There is some version of it on 240,975,398 versions of Earth. 2: It is very near to achieving sentience. 3: There are Classified Themes that you will never see. 4: On 78,000 Earths, it is … Continue reading Pieboy Has An Encounter With Mexican Jenny
The Rare And Beautiful Stinking Fern Of Potawango Island
...they smell just like rotten eggs. The Doclopedia #1,042 Ten Things You Didn't Know About...: The Great Gooey God 1: If you stare at him, you'll go insane. 2: If you touch him, you'll go insane. 3: If you hear him speak, you'll go insane. 4: If he looks at you , you'll go insane. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Stinking Fern Of Potawango Island
Vote For Ed Fettleminster!
...he's not an asshole! The Doclopedia #1,040 Ten Things You Didn't Know About...: Goblins 1: Most goblins have a phobia about cheese 2: Goblins invented the spoon, but it was originally used as a weapon 3: On Fantasy Earth 2, 5, 11 and 31, goblins are the twisted opposite of dwarves 4: Goblins almost … Continue reading Vote For Ed Fettleminster!
Hey, Creature! Leave Those Squids Alone!
...we don't need no snot control! The Doclopedia #1,038 Moms: Georgia Goatly On ToonEarth 3, Georgia Goatly is married to Gus Goatly and the mother of three children, Gina, Greg & Gilbert. They live in a nice house on the outskirts on Konkville, where the whole family has many funny adventures. As is common … Continue reading Hey, Creature! Leave Those Squids Alone!
How To Teach Your Macaws To Dance
...like Fred & Ginger The Doclopedia #1,036 Moms: The Mother Of All Dragons On Fantasy Earth 9, all dragons have the same mother and she is one big tough mama. Measuring 300 feet long from nose to tail tip, the Mother of All Dragons lives high up in the Razor Mountains, which thrust up … Continue reading How To Teach Your Macaws To Dance
Not In This Issue: Fashion, Red Beans, Juicers Or Fantail Pigeons
...actually, we might sneak in a small pigeon The Doclopedia #1,035 Moms: Mrs. Lutenbacher On Earth 16, Science! rules and robotics got an early start. By the mid-1970's, robots were everywhere in daily life and by 1986, they were very nearly sentient. People were ok with that. In 1995, the first sentient robots, the … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Fashion, Red Beans, Juicers Or Fantail Pigeons
Dances With Ducks
...hey, there weren't any wolves around, ok? The Doclopedia #1,034 For A Good Time, Call...: Fang Lee Good evening, gentlemen. Please allow Min to take your coats. A chill night out, isn't it? Please, have some brandy and take a seat. Now, I believe you were looking for some cutting edge devices to help … Continue reading Dances With Ducks
Not In This Issue: Red Pandas, LOLcats or Humorous Basset Hounds
...but I'm sure they'll all be back soon BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The Doclopedia will start back up on August 21st! This year, my self imposed challenge is 750 entries in 365 days! Yes, that is indeed just over two entries per day. Yes, I may well have finally gone 'round the bend. While I plan … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Red Pandas, LOLcats or Humorous Basset Hounds
Hagfish In A Sports Car
...Yeah, it makes no sense to me, either Amnesia & Magic Poll for Part Two So, as their hands touch for a moment, a jolt runs through Our Heroine and the Elf boy. The question is, what's up with that? A: They experience a quick sort of mind meld, learning a little about each other. … Continue reading Hagfish In A Sports Car
Fat Cats Using Bats Chased Rats With Flat Hats Into Vats Full Of Gnats
...some were wearing spats ANNOUNCEMENT Ok, so I'll be ending the latest "After The Change Came" series by about Friday. After that, I have a storytelling/worldbuilding idea in mind. It will be an audience participation thing, with questions being asked on my Facebook page and the results being posted on my blog. I'm thinking two … Continue reading Fat Cats Using Bats Chased Rats With Flat Hats Into Vats Full Of Gnats
Bog Water On The Rocks
...with a side of snake squeezins! I'm Not Dead Yet! This is just a wee bit of a post to let y'all know that I'm still here, even though I haven't posted in 12 days. I took a few days off from most writing and am now using my limited writing time to work … Continue reading Bog Water On The Rocks
The Rare And Beautiful And Very Large Easily Confused Elephants Of Potawango Island
...in many respects, they are like teenagers The Doclopedia #917 The Alphabet: G Is For... Golden Robots: In 1923, the Eastern European country of Grubansky unleashed an army of golden robots on its two neighboring countries Oxomistan and Anthillia. Within days, they were conquered and the robotic army was heading west. By the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Very Large Easily Confused Elephants Of Potawango Island
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Fat Man Gets Stuck In The Chimney
...and those damned elves just laugh at him. The Doclopedia #908 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Superhero World Great Present: A day off from heroing Terrible Present: A hand crocheted cape . . The Doclopedia #909 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...A Post-Apocalypse World Great Present: Food! Terrible Present: A computer . . The Doclopedia #910 … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Fat Man Gets Stuck In The Chimney
The Seriously Delayed, But Still Quite Holiday Oriented, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Roast Beast
...featuring her pet pig, Antonio So I almost wrote a novel, with commentary on how it came to this. This year, I plunged headlong into NaNoWriMo and, by virtue of determination, lack of sleep and madness, cranked out 50,551 words that added up to about 95% of a first draft for a novel that might … Continue reading The Seriously Delayed, But Still Quite Holiday Oriented, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Roast Beast
Lucy & Sasha Versus Satan’s Kitty
...mostly, Satan's Kitty just sat on the fence and yawned while they barked The Doclopedia #881 Random Stuff!: El Wimpo The masked wrestler known as El Wimpo was, at first glance, not anybody that you would bet on to win a wrestling match. Standing 5'4” tall and weighing just 110 pounds, most other wrestlers … Continue reading Lucy & Sasha Versus Satan’s Kitty
The Rare And Beautiful Blue Furred Monkeybats Of Potawango Island
...they fling poo, but it smells like lavender The Doclopedia #877 Random Stuff!: How To Survive A Zombie Rising When the zombies started raising hell on May 7th, 2009, Max Lanofsky was the first person in his neighborhood to know about it, because his cousin Adam called him from the Air Force base and … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Blue Furred Monkeybats Of Potawango Island
Soybean Stew
...healthy and fartilicious! The Doclopedia #867 Random Stuff!: Zebra Fever On Earth 22A, in the year 1966, a strange plague ravaged the planet, causing all humans to develop streaky skin colors that included skin tones from all the various ethnic groups. In addition, everyone developed curly red hair, green eyes and full lips. By the … Continue reading Soybean Stew
The Bear Liberation Front
...they're coming for you, Steven Colbert The Doclopedia #865 Random Stuff!: Britwan (AKA The Britwish Isles) Britwan is made up of three main islands (Britwan, Dorland & Litria) and 47 smaller islands, the largest of which is Woygon and the smallest of which is North Rock. All of the islands were “conquered” by … Continue reading The Bear Liberation Front
It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
...who knew that a blender could explode? The Doclopedia #660 Dangerous Animals!: Puppies! From the Republican Party pamphlet “The Puppy Menace”, 1953 “It is exactly this cute, helpless look that allows the Puppy to infiltrate our government, our military, our businesses and even our homes. Americans are kindhearted people and Puppies use this against us. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
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