TEN THINGS THAT I’VE DONE THAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN’T
Ok, so I didn’t put down any of the REALLY wild or illegal shit. So sue me.
1: Have made love on the slope of an erupting volcano
2: Seen a real live Blue Whale from less than 20 feet away
3: Pissed from both the Golden Gate Bridge and the edge of the Grand Canyon in the same 24 hour period
4: Gone just over 200 miles per hour in a car on Interstate 5 in Central California
5: Eaten dog, cat, monkey, flying fox, rice rat, snake, alligator, porcupine, opossum, raccoon, bear, iguana, meal worms, crickets, snapping turtle, California Grey Whale (semi-legally), moose, grasshoppers and ants.
6: Made love to a woman while on board the aircraft carrier Enterprise.
7: Had Clint Eastwood serve drinks to my first wife and I at the Hogs Breath Inn.
8: Raised two grey fox pups from about one week old to about 6 months old, then released them into the wild.
9: Driven a California Highway Patrol cruiser at 90 miles per hour while racing another CHP cruiser.
10: Put my arm up to the shoulder in a cow’s birth canal to help a calf be born.
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