...not a single fuckin' scratch on him I did something to fuck up my left shoulder the other day...might have strained it gardening, might have slept on it wrong...and it has been hurting like hell the past two days. It's feeling a bit better now, but still nowhere near 100%. Not much else to report, … Continue reading The World Champion Barbed Wire Fence Diver
Month: September 2006
Golden Chipmunk, Silver Weasel
...ooh, shiny The Doclopedia #29 AD&D Monsters As Characters Week: Snord the Bugbear All of these monsters live in the village of misfit monsters, Oak Hill. Our first character is the village baker. Snord the Bugbear STR: 18 CON: 16 DEX: 11 INT: 10 WIS: 8 CHA: 8 Snord was always a bit smarter that … Continue reading Golden Chipmunk, Silver Weasel
The Rare And Wonderful Exploding Rats Of Potawango Island
...squeak squeak BOOMGaming StuffI've been thinking of what sort of fantasy game I could run after The Adventures Of Zora ends. So far, I'm liking the idea of a low magic world wherein the Player Characters are a small band of cartographers sent out by their king to map the wilderness and, of course, seek … Continue reading The Rare And Wonderful Exploding Rats Of Potawango Island
Cruisin’ For Babes In The Frozen Foods Aisle
...there's a nip in the air. Several of 'em, in fact. The Doclopedia About this character: We'll close out Pirates & Scoundrels Week with a true scalawag who may be a birdbrain, but he still rules the roost. Starting tomorrow: D&D Monsters As Characters Week #28: Captain Squawky Main Trait: Human level intelligence Second Trait: Flight Third Trait: Speech … Continue reading Cruisin’ For Babes In The Frozen Foods Aisle
Doc Tempest And The Frozen Men
...from the august 1949 issue Ooh Laa Wee, boys & girls...old Uncle Doc is pretty well tuckered out. I gardened most of the early afternoon and then, after a break to watch part of a Dirty Jobs marathon, I cooked for a few hours. Now, I'm ready to relax. But first... The Doclopedia About this character: Today … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Frozen Men
The Count Of San Francisco
...and his name was not Edmund Dantes Oh man, I could get used to 3 day weekends:) I slept in late, unlike my usual Sunday routine. (My biological clock is very easily reset, so I usually only sleep in late on Saturdays) Anyway, after sleeping in, I got up and did the whole morning thing … Continue reading The Count Of San Francisco
Heavy Metal Pixies
...screaming guitars and pixie dust The Doclopedia About this character: This one is very mysterious...but might make a pretty interesting NPC in most any setting. #25: The Red Feather Thief Main Trait: Master Thief Second Trait: Incredibly Smart Third Trait: Lucky Flaws: Always leaves a token, Will not deal with organized crime, Likes to cut it close … Continue reading Heavy Metal Pixies
Little Blue and Green Ear People
...based on a true hallucination The Doclopedia About this character: Well, he's not a pirate, but he is a scoundrel of the first order. Based upon a real person. #24: Fresno Freddy Main Trait: Con Man/Grifter Second Trait: Disarmingly likable Third Trait: Ladies Man Flaws: Excessive loyalty to family, Fear of flying Frederick "Fresno Freddy" Hagajanian was born … Continue reading Little Blue and Green Ear People