...it's the Xtreme Petz! Stuff, Damn It, Stuff! 1: Something wonderful may happen today or tomorrow. More details if it does. 2: It just dawned on me last night that this week marks 30 years of roleplaying for me. Yep, my first D&D game was in November, 1976. And that made me think of this... … Continue reading Dogs On Snowboards, Cats In Hang Gliders
Month: November 2006
Never Try To Kiss An Angry Ferret
...or even one that's mildly peturbed Sweet Mother of Dog, today was one busy motherfucker at work. I was running around on deliveries so fast, I passed myself twice. After work, I picked up My Sweet Angel from work and we ate dinner at Fin's. I had the swordfish, she had the opah and we … Continue reading Never Try To Kiss An Angry Ferret
Bucky & Squint Fly To China
...to see that bigass wall This character finishes off Undead Week. Starting tomorrow: Aliens Week 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: This is the toughest damned skeleton you'll ever meet...if he decides to fight you. #98: Ragnar, The Ultimate Skeleton Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Fly To China
The Street Where The Wolf People Live
...and where they howl 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Another vampire...and this one is no vegetarian. #97: Buck Scales Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: 14 Dexterity: 12 Intelligence: 5 Constitution: 18 Agility: 15 Willpower: 10 Back in 1986, Buck was at Daytona Bike Week … Continue reading The Street Where The Wolf People Live
The Cast Iron Virgin
...she just needed to be properly seasoned before using Uncle Doc's Weekend Saturday was all about trying to get the library/game room moved, with the accent on trying. Sweet Jesus we own a bunch of books, games and other geekery. With any luck and a bit of work every evening this week, I might have … Continue reading The Cast Iron Virgin
Power To The Penguins
...come the revolution, it'll be herring for all 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: He's a ghost with a mobile haunt. #96: Ralph Houseman, Ghost On The Go Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: 1 Dexterity: 1 Intelligence: 6 Constitution: 1 Agility: 1 Willpower: 15 Back … Continue reading Power To The Penguins
Night Of The Thunder Lizard
...from the report by James West & Artemus Gordon 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Not all undead are creepy and/or evil. #95: Nelly Foxworth, Grim Reaper Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: 10 Dexterity: 10 Intelligence: 7 Constitution: 19 Agility: 10 Willpower: 8 Nelly died … Continue reading Night Of The Thunder Lizard
Bikermouse And The Long Ride To Heaven
...heaven = Sturgis, SD Doc Makes Some Changes Last Wednesday, Grace and I went to a local home fitness store and bought a treadmill. It's a good one, with lifetime warrnties on the motor and frame and 5 year warranties on everything else. It will be delivered sometime this coming week. Once we get it … Continue reading Bikermouse And The Long Ride To Heaven
Cult Of The Drunken Chicken
...all hail tipsy poultry Not much to report tonight, except that, in compiling these daily characters for eventual revision and possible publication, I discovered that I had miscounted, so today's entry is #93, not #92. Just thought y'all would like to know:) The Doclopedia #93 The Undead: Zombie X As we all know, … Continue reading Cult Of The Drunken Chicken
Ten Years Down The Road
...and a fantastic ten years it has been Two big news items today... 1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE LINDROOS! 2: It is the 10th anniversary of my wedding to My Sweet Little Wood Nymph Of Love, Grace. TEN years! That's pretty damned amazing. Sweetheart, I love you more now than I did back in 1996. And … Continue reading Ten Years Down The Road
Ok, So We Like Monkeys Again
...but only the nice monkeys Concerning the recent elections... To the Republicans: Don't let the door hit you in the ass, LOSERS! To the Democrats: Do not fuck this chance up! To President Bush and his gang of thugs: Prepare to become somebodies bitch. To the American People: You are, by and large, still dimwitted … Continue reading Ok, So We Like Monkeys Again
Damn, Young Skywalker, You ARE A Jedi!
...and your Force was stronger than mine I'm not going to go into great detail on this, but suffice it to say that today, despite my previous intentions, I voted. It was not really my choice, but when someone calls in a marker on you, you pay up. This marker had nothing to do with … Continue reading Damn, Young Skywalker, You ARE A Jedi!
Doc Tempest And The Son Of Fu Manchu
...from the September 1936 issue The Doclopedia #89 Tiny Folks: Zini Googler Stats (modified from Toon, but using a d10) Muscle: 5 Smarts: 9 Zip: 5 Chutzpah: 7 Zini has always been fascinated by the high tech gadgets of the Giant Folk. At first, her fellow Zoo Dweller Clan members thought she was a bit … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Son Of Fu Manchu
Doc Tempest And The Curse Of The Snake God
...from the March, 1949 issue Mini Movie Review: Flushed Away This is the first CGI movie from the home of Wallace & Grommit, Aardman Studios. It's about the adventures of a posh pet rat named Roddy (voiced by the nigh ubiquitous Hugh Jackman) in the sewers under London. It looks great, has very funny characters … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Curse Of The Snake God
Daily Vole Report
...now in color The Doclopedia#87 Tiny Folks: Darini Ratslayer Stats (modified from Toon, but using a d10) Muscle: 8 Smarts: 8 Zip: 8 Chutzpah: 9 When you are only 6 inches tall, lots of creatures want to kill you and eat you. Snakes, cats, dogs, rats, spiders, weasels...the list is long. Darini and her Scouts … Continue reading Daily Vole Report
Robotic Emus From Mars
...dangerous, but hella funny The Doclopedia ##86 Tiny Folks: Oba Finder Oba is one of the Tiny Folk that lives in a Giant Folk town. His clan, the North Park Clan, live on the north end of a large park on the edge of town. They make their homes underground, using building materials that … Continue reading Robotic Emus From Mars
The Left Hand Of Dog
...or is that paw? Random Thoughts That Fell Outta My Brain I always love the last few weeks before a big election, even moreso now that I am merely an amused observer. These cycles where the Republicans are in decline are the most entertaining, since they combine exposure of GOP corruption/hypocrisy with their desperation to … Continue reading The Left Hand Of Dog
It’s Like Kickboxing In A Rowboat
...doomed to end in disaster Fuckin' A, it was one rainy afternoon here in the Big Tomato! My drive home from work sucked. I'm watching a new show, "Dogfight", on the History Channel. It uses CGI to recreate famous aerial battles from WWI, WWII, Korea & Viet Nam. Pretty cool stuff. The Doclopedia ##85 Tiny … Continue reading It’s Like Kickboxing In A Rowboat
Attacked By Demonic Cake
...german chocolate, in fact Today, we start Tiny Folk Week. These Tiny Folk are 6 inches high and most of them live in out of the way areas in the countryside. The rest live right under our noses in the big city. The Doclopedia #84 Tiny Folk: Shumi Mouseherder Shumi Mouseherder is a member of … Continue reading Attacked By Demonic Cake
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