Not In This Issue: Goldfish, Communists Or Marbled Rye Bread

…or, come to think of it, cow nosed rays

The Stuff That Leaks Outta My Brain

(1) Recipe for a sleepless night, if you’re a Democrat: Somewhere, some Republican scientist is trying to clone Ronald Reagan.

(2) Recipe for a night of masturbatory fantasies, if you’re a Republican: Somewhere, some Republican scientist is trying to clone Ronald Reagan.

(3) If you Just Say No To Drugs, doesn’t that mean the next person will have more available when they say Yes To Drugs?

(4)Don’t you think football games could be made more exciting by the introduction of pit traps?

A Bit Of Gaming Stuff

I will write more on this later, but I neglected to mention that my Deconstruction of a Typical D&D Type World is only about deconstructing certain tropes. I won’t actually be using D&D rules.

Today’s Air Quality Report: They are telling folks to not even excercise INDOORS! We’re all gonna die.

Today’s Temperature: Much cooler today. Merely in the high 90’s. Of course, nobody will appreciate this since we’ll all be gasping for air.

3 thoughts on “Not In This Issue: Goldfish, Communists Or Marbled Rye Bread

  1. Regarding #4, I’ll bet it would be entertaining the first few times.
    But, I actually saw something similar, where the field provided a hazard. I was at a game in college where following a heavy rain, so the fiels wasn’t in great shape. There was one spot, in the middle of the field at the south 35 yard line that garners 5 tackles over the course of the game. We’re talking about guys who were basically running free, but would drop like a rock upin hitting that spot. It was hilarious.

  2. Now I’ll have scary dreams.
    Man I thought all the rain and flooding last month was bad here. Watery apocalypse or fiery.

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