…sounds pretty elfy to me.
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The Doclopedia #1,710
It’s In The Bag!: The Doggy Poop Bag
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“Honey! HONEY! You’ve gotta see this! Look here, in the poop bag. Yes, that’s dog poop but look at it. Yeah, those are gold nuggets! No, they weren’t on the ground where he shit. It just came out like that. Grab the hose so I can wash away the shit.
Look at that! Seven nuggets the size of peas. Hmmm, that’s maybe an ounce and a half, about $1,500.00! No, no. Where the hell would he have been to eat them. I mean, they could have been in his guts for months, but I doubt it. No, I don’t…woah, he’s pooping again! Must have been that big breakfast he had this morning.
Oh hell yes! 4 more nuggets! Skippy, you good boy, you are getting lamb stew for dinner!”
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The Doclopedia #1,711
It’s In The Bag!: The Chain Mail Dice Bag
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First found at Big Com 7 in 1987, this medium sized dice bag is made of copper with a red velvet lining. It contains the following dice, in red, black and green sets., with no success
6 D20s
3 D12s
6 D10s
3 D8s
24 D6s
3 D4s
Ralph Nemmer, the first gamer to fing the bag, found it on the first day of the con in a side hallway. He spent the whole con trying to find the owner, with no success. Ralph took the bag home and did not use the dice inside until 3 months later when he misplaced his regular dice bag. He grabbed the chainmail bag and went off to his D&D game.
The dice were very kind to Ralph that night. He rolled a record 12 critical hits and succeeded with every roll he made. When his fellow players and the GM started to ask him questions about the dice, he let them roll them. They rolled ordinary rolls that fell well within normal expectations. Then Ralph rolled and got nothing but great rolls.
After the game was over, they spent 2 hours rolling the dice and discussing how Ralph found the bag. In the end, they concluded that the bag was either haunted or magical. Thus was the legend of the Chain Mail Dice Bag born.
Ralph missed Big Con the next year, opting instead to go to Dungeon Con 10. We walked into the con with the dice bag in his hip pouch, but when he went to look for it, it was gone.
It was found 2 months later at Girl Gamer Con 2 by Cathy Barnes. She lost it 10 months later when she went to Euro Big Con 4. So far, the Chain Mail Dice Bag has been lost and found 12 times. It is always found in an out of the way spot at a con and lost at the next con it is taken to. Oddly, former owners of the bag are either never around to claim it or do not want it back. The only gamer who ever did get it back from a finder had terrible die rolls with any dice he used until he gave it back.
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