The Five Things You Need To Watch Out For

...#3: axe murderers . The Doclopedia #1,700 Tiny Folk Of Note: Komi Quickshears . Most of the tiny folk get the fibers they use for clothing from animals like rabbits, squirrels, cats, dogs or even sheep, some prefer more exotic fur and hair for some purposes. That's where Komi Quickshears comes in. A native of … Continue reading The Five Things You Need To Watch Out For →

A Handbook About Hands & Books

...it's a very handy book . The Doclopedia #1,697 My Family: Uncle Red . Uncle Red was, in most ways, about as ordinary a person as you could imagine. Dairy farmer, churchgoer, lifelong Democrat, Giants & 49ers fan, married 54 years, 4 kids, etc, etc. You might even call him boring. Except for the fact … Continue reading A Handbook About Hands & Books →

A Little Knight Music

...he's only 5' 4", but has a wonderful singing voice . The Doclopedia #1,694 My Family: Cousin Emma . Poor Emma. She's about the nicest person you could ever meet, but her luck with husbands is just terrible. She's married to a nice guy now, but her first three were cads. Charlie, her first husband, … Continue reading A Little Knight Music →

PRAWN ATTACK!

...run, damn you, run! . The Doclopedia #1,692 And Then...: The Self Driving Car Catastrophe . Look, Officer, I can explain this. God knows I'll have to explain it to our moms & dads when they get here. Oh Christ, I'll be grounded forever and Jenna will be...oh, right, I'm sorry. So, we actually started … Continue reading PRAWN ATTACK! →

My Cop Radar Saves The Day

...again . The Doclopedia #1,690 And Then...: The Delicious Stew Event . So yeah, our hunting and foraging went well, and then Hishik started cooking up a stew. Now as you well know, that lanky sand elf is a great cook. Why he's running with a bunch of fortune chasers like us, I'll never know. … Continue reading My Cop Radar Saves The Day →

The Stuffed Full Of Turkey, But Ready To Eat Some More Pie Anyway, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Massacre At The Mall

...co-starring her pet spider monkey, Bruce . The Doclopedia #1,688 And Then...: The Escaped Cow Incident . Yeah, both cows got loose, and then, while we were chasing them, it started to rain and Clara, the Jersey, decided to just walk back home with my sister Ellen and my cousin Polly. But do you think … Continue reading The Stuffed Full Of Turkey, But Ready To Eat Some More Pie Anyway, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Massacre At The Mall →