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The Doclopedia #1,760
Six Rumors I Heard…: In The Tavern
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1: Them damn orcs is back up in the woods near the Old King’s Road. Maybe a dozen of ’em.
2: Tisyna the barmaid is getting’ ready to leave town with that elf fella that’s been playin’ tunes there in the tavern.
3: The Royal Patrol rode out to Farmer Eston’s the other day and some folks is sayin’ they locked up Eston’s oldest boy for bein’ a werewolf.
4: Looks like there may be gold up in Twisty Creek, up past the Long Pond. Too near them old ruins fer me to go up there.
5: They’re sayin’ war is comin’ between Terfon and Vilidia over who’s gonna get what’s left of Agenholm. Gonna be a bloody affair, that.
6: Old Wizard Pottsly died again. Must be the third of fourth time fer the old fart. We’ll see how old he is when he comes back this time.
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The Doclopedia #1,761
Six Rumors I Heard…: On The Street
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1: Word on the street is there’s a big shipment of dope coming in through the old Warehouse District on Saturday night, but you never heard that from me.
2: Cops are looking for Jimmy the Gimp. Seems he knows something about the Wessell murder.
3: Manelli is looking to put a contract out. My guess is it’s for that PI, Duke Spade.
4: Ya know, if a guy was looking for a certain tall blonde dame who likes lilies, he might find her at the Smokey Joe Club tonight.
5: They say three more wise guys disappeared last night, up on the West Side. A lot of folks think that guy in the black suit got them.
6: A fella lookin’ to get outta town might just go down that set of stairs there, then look for a hidden door put there in the ’20s. After that, it’s a right turn and 3 miles down a tunnel and yer next to the river. Grab ya an unattended fishin’ boat and yer a gone johnson.
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