Lionfish Surprise

…you’re surprised to see one out of water
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The Doclopedia #1,762
Six Rumors I Heard…: In The Chow Hall

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1: I heard the Marines are all leaving tonight for an assault on Atlantis. It’s going to be a bloody battle.

2: Folks are saying that those new pulse rifles aren’t nearly as sturdy as the old Mk V models.

3: One of the mess cooks told me that they got in several cases of steaks yesterday. I guess that means they feed ’em too us just before we ship out.

4: A guy from Security detail told me that the Old Man ain’t heppy that the Vice President is coming here. I don’t blame him. The Veep is a fucking idiot.

5: Word is we beam down planetside at 0400 tomorrow. Jesus, I hate desert planets.

6: Did ya hear? The Sarge is getting sent home. It’s that new rule about you’re third time getting killed. Three strikes and you’re a civilian again.

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The Doclopedia #1,763
Six Rumors I Heard…: In The Laboratory

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1: Dude, I’m telling you, that spider is 15% larger today!

2: I heard just now that Professor Noguchi is going to test his freeze ray today.

3: Did you hear? They got another delivery of abnormal brains. Doctor F is REALLY pissed off.

4: No, really, the boys over in Section C said that the robot busted out of there last night and hasn’t been found yet.

5: Linda told Gail that they’re doing another alien autopsy tonight. What’s that, like, the third one this week.

6: Yeah, they say some guy took a massive dose of gamma rays, then the whole place exploded. But ya know,I never heard any explosion last night. I did hear something roar, though.