Not The Worst We Could Do

...but not for lack of trying . The Doclopedia #1,764 Six Rumors I Heard...: In The Castle . 1: Did you hear? The King and Queen had quite the row last night and now he is going off to his hunting lodge for a week, no doubt to practice his bum kissing for when he … Continue reading Not The Worst We Could Do →

Lionfish Surprise

...you're surprised to see one out of water . The Doclopedia #1,762 Six Rumors I Heard...: In The Chow Hall . 1: I heard the Marines are all leaving tonight for an assault on Atlantis. It's going to be a bloody battle. 2: Folks are saying that those new pulse rifles aren't nearly as sturdy … Continue reading Lionfish Surprise →

You Can’t Potty Train A Hippo

...trust me, just don't even try . The Doclopedia #1,760 Six Rumors I Heard...: In The Tavern . 1: Them damn orcs is back up in the woods near the Old King's Road. Maybe a dozen of 'em. 2: Tisyna the barmaid is getting' ready to leave town with that elf fella that's been playin' … Continue reading You Can’t Potty Train A Hippo →